Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NaruAwesome]

I'm here for NaruAwesome,
Don't bother playin' possum.
All these cats around you,
Watch as I toss 'em.

I told you once son,
put down the gun.
Next thing you know,
You won't be havin' fun.

This sh*t is serious,
But I think it's hilarious.
I am vicarious,
but not like it seems.
No, I live for yo' screams.

Dead wrong

okay sonny, let me tell u
how u were born
i'm was banging ya mama
got that shit ripped and torn
up in there like
mac on cheese
you fuked ma mama
bitch please
i fuked ya girl
up, down, side ta side
in any direction
one moment please
let me make my correction
she was on me
wanting more and more
like you and drug injection

 

[NaruAwesome]

Yo who's man enough to go up against the dark lord ??????

u got balls
to come at us like that
i take him on first
but you gotta know the facts
u too weak
that it can't be explain
stop , man, don't post
it end being lame
u say that you're the dark lord
more like lord sasugay
try to come at me
piss off ma day
when i get angry
people better call the feds
u think sept 11 was something
i tear ya world into shreds

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

was that shit aimed fa me
or someone else
that shit was weak
ain't cold enough fa felt
why are u grading
when this is ma class
saying random letters
but can't do simple math
F fa writing
and a D fa bars
whenever your rap is weak
that a quarter in the u suk jar
damn , that jar full
how bad can u get
i bet u get no p ussy
so u downgraded to ya mama dik

everytime i spit
another anus gets ripped
cuz im raping dudes
no lube no spit
that means my shits raw
that means my shits hard
you trying diss me but you get no applaud
you starting to piss me, starting to piss me off
sike
i aint even mad
i counted more wins
theres ya simple math
its alot to none
you lost i won
but i claimed the dub before this thread begun
yea
you jobless and im employed
ya flows like Tobi's mask
shit got destroyed
Rasengan to the knee
and my flows never weak
its like A and Killer Bee
flow on steroids

Nigga yo shit is weak, you tryin ta speak up you too meek
You call yourself king but your more like the court jester
Btw who's that on yo d1ck wtf is that chester?
Nigga you gay shinin like the day, its more obvious then a twinkie fan runnin a marathon, oops sorry didnt mean to bring up yo mom
You can keep tryin and knock me down but I'll be resurrectin, so your defeat you better be acceptin

lmfaoo i busted out laughing on that line.. yo you never got back at me since page 2... what happened?? xd

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Yo who's man enough to go up against the dark lord ??????

ABC
123
you suck balls
im sure you'll disagree

 

[NaruAwesome]

everytime i spit
another anus gets ripped
cuz im raping dudes
no lube no spit
that means my shits raw
that means my shits hard
you trying diss me but you get no applaud
you starting to piss me, starting to piss me off
sike
i aint even mad
i counted more wins
theres ya simple math
its alot to none
you lost i won
but i claimed the dub before this thread begun
yea
you jobless and im employed
ya flows like Tobi's mask
shit got destroyed
Rasengan to the knee
and my flows never weak
its like A and Killer Bee
flow on steroids



lmfaoo i busted out laughing on that line.. yo you never got back at me since page 2... what happened?? xd

lighten blade on ya ass
call me kakashi
got people in ma gang
call up the akatsuki
controling niggas from ma throne
but i'm not tobi
but aint tobi obito
fuk dat, tobi is master roshi
rasengan up the ass
and a tbb to the chest
ya ass aint a threat
but i'll let the bitches rest
cause i'm tired of killing them
murdering like shit
u couldn't understand what i said
if u knew what it meant

anyone who reads that last line will be mind fuked

 

[NaruAwesome]

guys guess what, i was sent a request for the social group rap haven.

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

what the hell,
what the hell
why are u so bad
like a tootsie roll,
only time will tell
once i'm finished with u
you'll be sorry
nigga i'm rich
got a triple platinum Ferrari
riding with girls
traveling the world
living life like it should be
yeah that's ma motto
you wanna live life
but you aint go see tomorrow
nigga you dead
but you ain't seeing it coming
killing people life the grim reaper
it over kiddo, got ya ass running

was that shit aimed fa me
or someone else
that shit was weak
ain't cold enough fa felt
why are u grading
when this is ma class
saying random letters
but can't do simple math
F fa writing
and a D fa bars
whenever your rap is weak
that a quarter in the u suk jar
damn , that jar full
how bad can u get
i bet u get no p ussy
so u downgraded to ya mama dik

nigga, hey nigga
let me tell u some shit
any word can ryhme
but your raps are like your bitch
dumb and sloppy
no appeal
ya ass want a twinkie
fa u a vending machine is a meal
get outta here
u don't wanna battle
i g ya shit like a snake
can't u here the rattle
i don't use guns
kill ya ass with a paddle
following the leader bitch
yeah bitch you're ma cattle

okay sonny, let me tell u
how u were born
i'm was banging ya mama
got that shit ripped and torn
up in there like
mac on cheese
you fuked ma mama
bitch please
i fuked ya girl
up, down, side ta side
in any direction
one moment please
let me make my correction
she was on me
wanting more and more
like you and drug injection

lets go like jethrow more over is deathrow

You hatin' on the trill OG, where they do that? (for real!)
Mother****ers need to get off the ****, man
Fall the **** back like a bike with no kickstand
Get out my mix man, just go' get you stuck
Deeper in the quicksand, with no easy fix, man

Look who crept in with automaExplaintic weapons
Reppin' NB till the death of him
That nigga that inspired by lyrical tyrants like big and Em
Track record, goes back to the Essence
Smack adolescents who ask who the best is
I'm nasty like gas from a fat man's intestines
I pass it, you gaspin' for breath and you die fast
Gut 'em like a gastric bypass

Studied cowards and made power moves
Watched Wild Planet seen lions devour food
You can say that's how I move

Anything said other than that should be silenced, unspeakable!
And the thought of you being nicer than me, unfeasible!
I run this town, I ain’t gon' lie, they run they mouth, they ain’t gon' fight
I'm a villain, I'm a villain, all that happens in the street
Poverty and desperation made me everything I be
I'm a shotta, when I pop up with them poppers burn ya block up

We ain't got time to respond to n!ggas
focus on the money getting bigger the six figures
yet yall pulling triggers to a college carrier's career
f that bro ill be there in the dark when your least aware
my bloodlust is in the air eating away at your fear

If you sleeping on me nigga, then I hope you toss and turnin'
your bitch is thick? so then if im throbbing then her head bobbing
heart ice cold I'm hypothermic, ask your bitch she will confirm it
right hand thunder left hand lightning im not tryna enlighten you im gunna frighten you
them bullests hit you so hard you wont live long enough to scream
they might try to revive you with the machine but you gunna die in the bus, sheech!!

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! lol lol lol

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

lighten blade on ya ass
call me kakashi
got people in ma gang
call up the akatsuki
controling niggas from ma throne
but i'm not tobi
but aint tobi obito
fuk dat, tobi is master roshi
rasengan up the ass
and a tbb to the chest
ya ass aint a threat
but i'll let the bitches rest
cause i'm tired of killing them
murdering like shit
u couldn't understand what i said
if u knew what it meant

no i didnt "knew what you meant"
or know what you mean
i heard "rasengan this", "tobi that"
and something bout a team?
no something about a gang
ughhh, akatsuki?
did you mention White Fang?
or something "Kakashi"?
anyways whatever
ya shit was "whatever"
i read and skimmed through it
like "hmm yea whatever"
you better
never
think that you better
come where you live and leave holes through ya sweater
berretta
9
millimeters leave you redder
let ya mother know that you dead through a letter

and when she gets that shit she'll be like "hmm yea whatever"...... lol

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

lets go like jethrow more over is deathrow

You hatin' on the trill OG, where they do that? (for real!)
Mother****ers need to get off the ****, man
Fall the **** back like a bike with no kickstand
Get out my mix man, just go' get you stuck
Deeper in the quicksand, with no easy fix, man

Look who crept in with automaExplaintic weapons
Reppin' NB till the death of him
That nigga that inspired by lyrical tyrants like big and Em
Track record, goes back to the Essence
Smack adolescents who ask who the best is
I'm nasty like gas from a fat man's intestines
I pass it, you gaspin' for breath and you die fast
Gut 'em like a gastric bypass

Studied cowards and made power moves
Watched Wild Planet seen lions devour food
You can say that's how I move

Anything said other than that should be silenced, unspeakable!
And the thought of you being nicer than me, unfeasible!
I run this town, I ain’t gon' lie, they run they mouth, they ain’t gon' fight
I'm a villain, I'm a villain, all that happens in the street
Poverty and desperation made me everything I be
I'm a shotta, when I pop up with them poppers burn ya block up

We ain't got time to respond to n!ggas
focus on the money getting bigger the six figures
yet yall pulling triggers to a college carrier's career
f that bro ill be there in the dark when your least aware
my bloodlust is in the air eating away at your fear

If you sleeping on me nigga, then I hope you toss and turnin'
your bitch is thick? so then if im throbbing then her head bobbing
heart ice cold I'm hypothermic, ask your bitch she will confirm it
right hand thunder left hand lightning im not tryna enlighten you im gunna frighten you
them bullests hit you so hard you wont live long enough to scream
they might try to revive you with the machine but you gunna die in the bus, sheech!!

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! lol lol lol

lmfaooo did this dude just "chuuuch"?!?! WOW

LMFAOO "where they do that (for reals)" lol wow
woooow did you just use a line from Bun B on "Outro"?!?!?!? really?!?! "for reals"?!?!

lmfaoooooo wow im reading through this and rolling you ripped off Nas off the same song too?!?! lmfaooo



oh gosh but you also took parts from Busta and Shyne and then took parts from Lil Wayne in Nightmares of the Bottom.... cmon son whatchyu think you doin?!?!?1

 

[NaruAwesome]

lets go like jethrow more over is deathrow

You hatin' on the trill OG, where they do that? (for real!)
Mother****ers need to get off the ****, man
Fall the **** back like a bike with no kickstand
Get out my mix man, just go' get you stuck
Deeper in the quicksand, with no easy fix, man

Look who crept in with automaExplaintic weapons
Reppin' NB till the death of him
That nigga that inspired by lyrical tyrants like big and Em
Track record, goes back to the Essence
Smack adolescents who ask who the best is
I'm nasty like gas from a fat man's intestines
I pass it, you gaspin' for breath and you die fast
Gut 'em like a gastric bypass

Studied cowards and made power moves
Watched Wild Planet seen lions devour food
You can say that's how I move

Anything said other than that should be silenced, unspeakable!
And the thought of you being nicer than me, unfeasible!
I run this town, I ain’t gon' lie, they run they mouth, they ain’t gon' fight
I'm a villain, I'm a villain, all that happens in the street
Poverty and desperation made me everything I be
I'm a shotta, when I pop up with them poppers burn ya block up

We ain't got time to respond to n!ggas
focus on the money getting bigger the six figures
yet yall pulling triggers to a college carrier's career
f that bro ill be there in the dark when your least aware
my bloodlust is in the air eating away at your fear

If you sleeping on me nigga, then I hope you toss and turnin'
your bitch is thick? so then if im throbbing then her head bobbing
heart ice cold I'm hypothermic, ask your bitch she will confirm it
right hand thunder left hand lightning im not tryna enlighten you im gunna frighten you
them bullests hit you so hard you wont live long enough to scream
they might try to revive you with the machine but you gunna die in the bus, sheech!!

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! lol lol lol

bitch , just cause that shit long
don't mean it's good
u couldn't last a day
up in ma hood
niggas get kill
just doing what u do
and what u do is gay
crying like a bitch, boo woo
i'm doing more
than sleeping on ya ass
fuking ya girl and mama
don't try to get mad
bro, they liked it
and begged for more
well, ya girl told me
in bed you're a bore
she said i'm a real man
and is exactly what she need
you think you're competition
nigga please
you had to pull up ma raps
cause you were being flamed
this ma court ma rules
aint playing no games

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

lighten blade on ya ass
call me kakashi
got people in ma gang
call up the akatsuki
controling niggas from ma throne
but i'm not tobi
but aint tobi obito
fuk dat, tobi is master roshi
rasengan up the ass
and a tbb to the chest
ya ass aint a threat
but i'll let the bitches rest
cause i'm tired of killing them
murdering like shit
u couldn't understand what i said
if u knew what it meant

anyone who reads that last line will be mind fuked

bro, where is that poll...or is it commin in 8 more hours?!?! xd

dont know where them shots came from but all i kno is he had on:
a snapback and tattoos-
you take shots you think i wont
clapback and get at you-
hit you with a flashback of my most vile backlash will get your ass handed back fool-
soon as they raise the limitations on that statute
sit back and relax then snapback and c0ck back at that fool
your whole sh!t is scripted so you suck,prolly d!ck,gettin right back at you

 

[NaruAwesome]

no i didnt "knew what you meant"
or know what you mean
i heard "rasengan this", "tobi that"
and something bout a team?
no something about a gang
ughhh, akatsuki?
did you mention White Fang?
or something "Kakashi"?
anyways whatever
ya shit was "whatever"
i read and skimmed through it
like "hmm yea whatever"
you better
never
think that you better
come where you live and leave holes through ya sweater
berretta
9
millimeters leave you redder
let ya mother know that you dead through a letter

and when she gets that shit she'll be like "hmm yea whatever"...... lol

men will be men
and boys will be boys
but ya ass will be gay
heres a ****- enjoy
lol, hahaha,
damn i'm funny
i'm just rapping on ya ass
while ya girl make cheap money
gtfo
heres a tic tac
bitch i'm the terminator
don't be back
leave the base
delete ya account
i'm sorry, ya mouth is full
finish that cum in ya mouth

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

lmfaooo did this dude just "chuuuch"?!?! WOW

LMFAOO "where they do that (for reals)" lol wow
woooow did you just use a line from Bun B on "Outro"?!?!?!? really?!?! "for reals"?!?!

lmfaoooooo wow im reading through this and rolling you ripped off Nas off the same song too?!?! lmfaooo



oh gosh but you also took parts from Busta and Shyne and then took parts from Lil Wayne in Nightmares of the Bottom.... cmon son whatchyu think you doin?!?!?1

lmaoooo thats why i ended it like that cuz i took other stuff and put it together.....i was bored...but whats this i hear about a rap haven ??

 

[NaruAwesome]

lmaoooo thats why i ended it like that cuz i took other stuff and put it together.....i was bored...but whats this i hear about a rap haven ??

yeah, i was sent a request for rap haven, a social club. just go to the club searching thing and type it in and join.

 

[NaruAwesome]

bro, where is that poll...or is it commin in 8 more hours?!?! xd

dont know where them shots came from but all i kno is he had on:
a snapback and tattoos-
you take shots you think i wont
clapback and get at you-
hit you with a flashback of my most vile backlash will get your ass handed back fool-
soon as they raise the limitations on that statute
sit back and relax then snapback and c0ck back at that fool
your whole sh!t is scripted so you suck,prolly d!ck,gettin right back at you

it's only been 16 hours, got 8 more

 

[NaruAwesome]

bro, where is that poll...or is it commin in 8 more hours?!?! xd

dont know where them shots came from but all i kno is he had on:
a snapback and tattoos-
you take shots you think i wont
clapback and get at you-
hit you with a flashback of my most vile backlash will get your ass handed back fool-
soon as they raise the limitations on that statute
sit back and relax then snapback and c0ck back at that fool
your whole sh!t is scripted so you suck,prolly d!ck,gettin right back at you

wait let me repeat
i'm killing the game
call me jordan
got that glory and fame
but i don't play ball
just raps and make ma lyrics
i'm saying these words
but you still can't hear it
let me speak clearly
ya ass no match
taking it back 200 year
destroying these laws and acts
legislations and allegations
nigga ya ass late
the train been left the station
i win and that fate

 

[ChrisWolf]

everytime i spit
another anus gets ripped
cuz im raping dudes
no lube no spit
that means my shits raw
that means my shits hard
you trying diss me but you get no applaud
you starting to piss me, starting to piss me off
sike
i aint even mad
i counted more wins
theres ya simple math
its alot to none
you lost i won
but i claimed the dub before this thread begun
yea
you jobless and im employed
ya flows like Tobi's mask
shit got destroyed
Rasengan to the knee
and my flows never weak
its like A and Killer Bee
flow on steroids



lmfaoo i busted out laughing on that line.. yo you never got back at me since page 2... what happened?? xd

Lol sorry I've been busy I can't really just stay on this thread all day, I'll check and see what you posted and get back to you when I can

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

bro, where is that poll...or is it commin in 8 more hours?!?! xd

dont know where them shots came from but all i kno is he had on:
a snapback and tattoos-
you take shots you think i wont
clapback and get at you-
hit you with a flashback of my most vile backlash will get your ass handed back fool-
soon as they raise the limitations on that statute
sit back and relax then snapback and c0ck back at that fool
your whole sh!t is scripted so you suck,prolly d!ck,gettin right back at you

talking bout shit being scripted
yo whole shits conflicted
no where near convincing
you must not be thinking
thinking
you thought
you'd steal
and not get caught?
not by a long shot
fool me i think not

ya done

 

[Awkward Linguist]

@ NaruAwesome

u think ur a tutoo?
more like fckin dumb dude
yuor lyrics are wack, my shits 10th magnitude
i straight come back, soft and nice or hard and rude
your bitch dickk and now her eyes stay glued
dont even reply 'cos im inna shitty mood
ill ripp at your heart till tht shits black and blue
ill get the scoopy snacks, here you go scooby doo!
dont bother wrightin back, cuz you know you gon lose
but you now ill be back, popped fck, with some boose

 

[ChrisWolf]

i got bars i know, no need for you to state the obvious
"extra large"? cmon bro lets not lie to the audience
you not seeing me or hearing me, no visual or audio
no competition, i run this rap thread no cardio
i aint playing games, no wii no Mario
im more about that Sonic, cuz i spit that cronic
Sega Genesis baby thats how my moma made me
Sonic and Tails raised me, fuk u tryna play me
and if i do go to bed its not cuz im lazy
its cuz im sleeping on you



woah woah slow down skippy
based on the way you rap
i bet you look like a hippy
heres an accoustic guitar
go pluck you some strings
go find you a John Mayer song to sing
this is a rap thread
you just dont fit in
youre like an Asian playing ball
another Jeremy Lin
except your not nice
in fact not even noticeable
your like fat chick with halotosis
your unapproachable
much preferred avoidable
this is me avoiding you
and ignoring you
cuz quit frankly im annoyed with you
and bored with you

Wtf you spittin bro? Ima hippy you say?
B1tch please, I run this show nigga you gay
If I'm a hippy then call me Charlie manson, your just a fukin pric ballerina dancin
You bring a lyric I bring a ryhme, you bring a knife I bring a gun every time
You say I don't fit in, but you can't matchup in the end
My d1cks like an anaconda long, thick and got your girl in a hold
Yo d1cks like a broken curly fry, small and soft cant be sold