Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NaruAwesome]

Wtf you spittin bro? Ima hippy you say?
B1tch please, I run this show nigga you gay
If I'm a hippy then call me Charlie manson, your just a fukin pric ballerina dancin
You bring a lyric I bring a ryhme, you bring a knife I bring a gun every time
You say I don't fit in, but you can't matchup in the end
My d1cks like an anaconda long, thick and got your girl in a hold
Yo d1cks like a broken curly fry, small and soft cant be sold

damn

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

talking bout shit being scripted
yo whole shits conflicted
no where near convincing
you must not be thinking
thinking
you thought
you'd steal
and not get caught?
not by a long shot
fool me i think not

ya done

return of the resurgence
bash on anything then re-hurt it
this time this is tru no rehearsing
body any rap act on this thread aint no rebirthing

take a life without permission and not a single fvck was giving
too much single mothers and lonely children cold without no symptoms
i am something of what this thread is missing
beat you all up no dissin we just eating good on my side will broken dishes

yeah with the eyes of a killa money getting long;too strong skyscrappers
prolly go have kids with sanaa lathan later
gotta spit that real like lupe on lazers
takin names and crushing everything till im major

 

[NaruAwesome]

Wtf you spittin bro? Ima hippy you say?
B1tch please, I run this show nigga you gay
If I'm a hippy then call me Charlie manson, your just a fukin pric ballerina dancin
You bring a lyric I bring a ryhme, you bring a knife I bring a gun every time
You say I don't fit in, but you can't matchup in the end
My d1cks like an anaconda long, thick and got your girl in a hold
Yo d1cks like a broken curly fry, small and soft cant be sold

this is rap 101
lets do the basics
first of all you suck
bout time u face it
secondly you need even bars
learn iambic pentameter
and you need better rhymes
use words like diameter
basically use better words
and not the norm
don't rap against me
you'll wish you weren't born

 

[Awkward Linguist]

"my ryhmes so whack
they like a fckin paddle"???

really?
was that the best that you can babble?
ya mother's Adam apple
she rides without a saddle
arms high with no grapple
then i stand and carry do her
then slam her down
football tackle
on some pillows
no gravel
i snap her back but
you barely hear a crackle
pop her couch
and thats when you gotta change the channel
cuz you just watch me and ya mom on porn
and it was more then you can handle

That wasn't bad at all.
___________________________
man ur rap wack
man go back for eatin a big mac
or wat eva u do
cuz hommie right here aint the place for you
and wat eva u are that aint cool
maybe u wer always the king but hommie when i am in the air i rule

You think you can fck my mom?
You think you can fck her in the bom?
You + my Mom + Bed? you fcking prat,
You can't fck, you just fat
U ripped your trousers because you sat.
It's more like me and your mom, going at it,
Taking it sloow, bit by bit,
Squeezing her nipples, sucking her left tit,
Then when i'm done with her, making her eat my shit.

Bitch.

 

[ChrisWolf]

Yo who's man enough to go up against the dark lord ??????

You call yo self the dark lord when you got fuked up by yo old @$$ master
Then got fuked up by yo own son, you a fukin disaster
Draw yo light saber and we'll have it out
But don't cry like b1tch when I win the bout

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

That wasn't at all.
___________________________
man ur rap wack
man go back for eatin a big mac
or wat eva u do
cuz hommie right here aint the place for you
and wat eva u are that aint cool
maybe u wer always the king but hommie when i am in the air i rule

You think you can fck my mom?
You think you can fck her in the bom?
You + my Mom + Bed? you fcking prat,
You can't fck, you just fat
U ripped your trousers because you sat.
It's more like my and your mom, going at it,
Taking it sloow, bit by bit,
Squeezing her nipples, sucking her left tit,
Then when i'm done with her, making her eat my shit.

Bitch.

DAM! y u so angry??

 

[NarutoBoss]

Sorry im late Anyway

this is rap 101
lets do the basics
first of all you suck
bout time u face it
secondly you need even bars
learn iambic pentameter
and you need better rhymes
use words like diameter
basically use better words
and not the norm
don't rap against me
you'll wish you weren't born

What's that stench..Oh im smelling your defeat
Awesomeness dont you know you"ll never attain that feat
3ft 6 i never knew they let midgets take on the elite
Smash your face so hard it break the concrete
my rap is a essiential nutrient call it whole wheat
dude you know the demons youve just awoke
your can touch me much less get past my nine tail cloak
You know what be a sponge let my words soak
while im here making your mom croak

 

[NarutoBoss]

Yo who's man enough to go up against the dark lord ??????

Whoa this dude calls him self darkloard
more like gay cyborg
I cut you with 8 swords call my hachibi
at the end of the day you just buzz you aint no stinging bee

 

[Awkward Linguist]

DAM! y u so angry??

xd i'm not, i'm just making it sound OP.

 

[ChrisWolf]

this is rap 101
lets do the basics
first of all you suck
bout time u face it
secondly you need even bars
learn iambic pentameter
and you need better rhymes
use words like diameter
basically use better words
and not the norm
don't rap against me
you'll wish you weren't born

Fuk you pu$$y you think you can teach me?
Yo 10 year old @$$ couldn't even win a spellin bee
I keep it simple and to the point, all you can do is take another puff of that joint
I know what I'm doin, it's my own style my own rap broin'
You keep comin at me like you think you got shit
But that's ok, cuz nigga you like a little pony tailed girl when you hit

 

[Awkward Linguist]

damn

y u no reply to my post!!!!!!!!!!!

*Insert Meme here*

 

[NarutoBoss]

Who dude who made you colonel
anyway your rank just fell
b*tch, your nothing more than day old neophyte
id go harder on you but you cant touch this white knight
I shove my..up your mom in the middle of the night
uchiha imma slaughter you call me itachi
im so awesome..got a problem if im getting cocky
two jabs a upercut,the girls call me rocky
im sorry your lyrics are loose there really kinda tacky
but it doesnt matter your fate was sealed when you signed up
your pissed boo hoo i dont give a f*ck

 

[NarutoBoss]

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[NaruAwesome]

That wasn't bad at all.
___________________________
man ur rap wack
man go back for eatin a big mac
or wat eva u do
cuz hommie right here aint the place for you
and wat eva u are that aint cool
maybe u wer always the king but hommie when i am in the air i rule

You think you can fck my mom?
You think you can fck her in the bom?
You + my Mom + Bed? you fcking prat,
You can't fck, you just fat
U ripped your trousers because you sat.
It's more like me and your mom, going at it,
Taking it sloow, bit by bit,
Squeezing her nipples, sucking her left tit,
Then when i'm done with her, making her eat my shit.

Bitch.

well lets continue
i put an order on ya ass
like a ****ing menu
french fries and a burger
call me the terminator
i'll be back
smoking weed, eating crack
dat shit wack
be above the influence
that's ma motto
ma cars park themselves
got dat shit auto
car insurance you say
yeah i got that
slapped you once
think twice b4 u slap back

 

[NaruAwesome]

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looks like someone wants a death wish
but don't worry, when you're dead
u won't be missed
no need for a burial, my raps so hot
they'll cremate u instead
rock a bye baby
time to go bed
keep choking on those batteries
hahaha, killing u with lead
u bring up Hussein, i'll bring up osama
sept 11 attack
but we got his ass
my main man obama


i feed the troll, jk

 

[NaruAwesome]

y u no reply to my post!!!!!!!!!!!

*Insert Meme here*

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i didn't reply cause it was meant for me too

 

[Awkward Linguist]

well lets continue
i put an order on ya ass
like a ****ing menu
french fries and a burger
call me the terminator
i'll be back
smoking weed, eating crack
dat shit wack
be above the influence
that's ma motto
ma cars park themselves
got dat shit auto
car insurance you say
yeah i got that
slapped you once
think twice b4 u slap back

Haha, you think your the best rapper?
Dawg, you're more than a cagger, none the less mostly a no life 'fapper'
Yeah, bitch, you and your gay username,
you think your that cool? Dude, you ain't got no game,
cus bitch you just got a disclaim, letting you know your WACK and LAME :flaw:


______________________


xd

 

[NarutoBoss]

looks like someone wants a death wish
but don't worry, when you're dead
u won't be missed
no need for a burial, my raps so hot
they'll cremate u instead
rock a bye baby
time to go bed
keep choking on those batteries
hahaha, killing u with lead
u bring up Hussein, i'll bring up osama
sept 11 attack
but we got his ass
my main man obama


i feed the troll, jk

imma give u a wish,call me fairlyodd parents
i feel bad going against guy with the middle name clarence
imma f*uck ur mom so hard its felt in the past tense
dude your my son i basically nailed your mom
n*ggaz hating cause i broadcasted it over the intercom
m*thaf*cka killme lead ak make stop breathing
will of fire yours god..mo fo u bettah stop believing
with a face like yours its kinda decieving
that ur the result of me and your momma conceiving

 

[Awkward Linguist]

@ NaruAwesome

u think ur a tutoo?
more like fckin dumb dude
yuor lyrics are wack, my shits 10th magnitude
i straight come back, soft and nice or hard and rude
your bitch dickk and now her eyes stay glued
dont even reply 'cos im inna shitty mood
ill ripp at your heart till tht shits black and blue
ill get the scoopy snacks, here you go scooby doo!
dont bother wrightin back, cuz you know you gon lose
but you now ill be back, popped fck, with some boose

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i didn't reply cause it was meant for me too

The rap at the top i made was for you xd

 

[NaruAwesome]

Haha, you think your the best rapper?
Dawg, you're more than a cagger, none the less mostly a no life 'fapper'
Yeah, bitch, you and your gay username,
you think your that cool? Dude, you ain't got no game,
cus bitch you just got a disclaim, letting you know your WACK and LAME :flaw:


______________________


xd

the battle rages on
while ya girl bra come off
nigga i rapping better
than rick ross
jk, not for real
but u weak ass hell
u get no ass
still watching save by the bell