Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

Who had the best raps?


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NaruAwesome

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haters go hater
and snakes go hiss
but ya girl will always
suck ma dik

like the 10 commandments
it was writing in stone
from the beginning of time
to all it was known

ya girl belong to me
ma name is all over that ass
even when we were in school
to suk ma **** she'll ask for a pass
 

NaruAwesome

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you banged my "girl" like a toy
cuz she really was a toy, man
you use them blow up dolls
but i dont expect you to understand.
your delusional.
not in touch with reality
everything i say you copy
like a parody
you tryna be me,
apparrantly
its apparant, that ya parent, wanna marry
but i aint putting a ring on ya moms ring finger
sorry to say i aint gunna be ya pops lil skipper
its kinda sad cuz your in need of a father figure
but i figured
your already gay
so its too late



lmfaoo thanks bro

time to end this game
going easy on ya'll niggas
look at ma bank account
got 13 fuking figures
rich as a mother fuker
never got a money issue
i'll never step down
to cool to whip ma ass with tissue
i can't be seen with the poor
it'll ruin ma rep
ridin in bmw's
always watching ma step
living in a manor
better yet a masion
big ass bitches with me
but never taking chances
richers than countries
more money than bill gates
but still got time fa dinner
yep, ya girl is what i ate
 

Shinobi Train

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i don't want ya car
nigga i ride bmw's and lincolns
take back that buick
wtf was u thinkin'

i ride in luxury
never out of style
got a girl in the back sit
i mean damn she's wild

Yo', you just a punk,
Who the **ck I'm talkin' to?
You started this game,
And Imma' bring the pain.

I Just go insane,
B*tch I make it rain.
Not like that punk T-pain,
Talkin' 'bout 45 in yo' brain.
 

NaruAwesome

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Yo', you just a punk,
Who the **ck I'm talkin' to?
You started this game,
And Imma' bring the pain.

I Just go insane,
B*tch I make it rain.
Not like that punk T-pain,
Talkin' 'bout 45 in yo' brain.

shinobi train
more like shinobi lame
and u call that a rap
nigga u should be ashamed

bring what pain,
u couldn't hurt a fly
u so scare of me that
u can't look me in the eye and lie
 

Shinobi Train

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shinobi train
more like shinobi lame
and u call that a rap
nigga u should be ashamed

bring what pain,
u couldn't hurt a fly
u so scare of me that
u can't look me in the eye and lie

What the heck was that?
Does that pass for a rap?
Homie, you made this personal.
I won't tell you again,
Don't talk about my kin.

Now this cat up in Cali,
Fly A** Bustah,
He's the finale.
But trust me,
Last thing you'll see,
Is a busted knee.

(Dude, I'm just messin' with ya', no hard feelin's, it's a rap battle. ;) )
 

NarutoVsGoku

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time to end this game
going easy on ya'll niggas
look at ma bank account
got 13 fuking figures
rich as a mother fuker
never got a money issue
i'll never step down
to cool to whip ma ass with tissue
i can't be seen with the poor
it'll ruin ma rep
ridin in bmw's
always watching ma step
living in a manor
better yet a masion
big ass bitches with me
but never taking chances
richers than countries
more money than bill gates
but still got time fa dinner
yep, ya girl is what i ate

lol

i knew you were delusional
and suffering with deception
but with "13 figures"
you dreaming harder then Leo in Inception
you claim to have Quadrillion dollars
in the bank alone
so that means you have more money
then the USA alone?
you should have aimed low
instead of reaching for the stars
and not lie about money
or driving nice cars
you mean with "13 figures"
all you ride is a Beamer?

(the music stops) deadass???!?!

with "13 figures" you dont drive
a Lambo, Bugatti or a Roy Royce?!
just a Beamer?! smh very poor choice
i ride a Benz just to go do laundry
you should have said that you rode a Ferrari
"13 figures"?! you smoking that Bob Marley
im sorry.. hardly
but you richer then Bill Gates is arguably

... not true
 
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NaruAwesome

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What the heck was that?
Does that pass for a rap?
Homie, you made this personal.
I won't tell you again,
Don't talk about my kin.

Now this cat up in Cali,
Fly A** Bustah,
He's the finale.
But trust me,
Last thing you'll see,
Is a busted knee.

(Dude, I'm just messin' with ya', no hard feelin's, it's a rap battle. ;) )

so i see you're back
lets raise the roof
put up the racks
i'm your king, no need for proof
you wanna battle
then lets handle this business
i'm own this land
i rule with an iron fist
don't be like abe
trying to be noble
wen you're afraid
he freed the slaves
but you nigga
i had your girl laid
 

NaruAwesome

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lol

i knew you were delusional
and suffering with deception
but with "13 figures"
you dreaming harder then Leo in Inception
you claim to have Quadrillion dollars
in the bank alone
so that means you have more money
then the USA alone?
you should have aimed low
instead of reaching for the stars
and not lie about money
or driving nice cars
you mean with "13 figures"
all you ride is a Beamer?

(the music stops) deadass???!?!

with "13 figures" you dont drive
a Lambo, Bugatti or a Roy Royce?!
just a Beamer?! smh very poor choice
i ride a Benz just to go do laundry
you should have said that you rode a Ferrari
"13 figures"?! you smoking that Bob Marley
im sorry.. hardly
but you richer then Bill Gates is arguably

... not true

the battle just began
so u better watch ya back
you can't keep up with me bro
you too damn fat
you can't handle the heat
so just stay out the kitchen
stay down like gravity
slow down like friction
boy, i just pulled science on ya ass
i'm bout to be all over u
like a mother****ing rash
too good to catch
calling me bugs bunny
too great to be
cause ya life funny
 

Shinobi Train

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so i see you're back
lets raise the roof
put up the racks
i'm your king, no need for proof
you wanna battle
then lets handle this business
i'm own this land
i rule with an iron fist
don't be like abe
trying to be noble
wen you're afraid
he freed the slaves
but you nigga
i had your girl laid

Fly A** Bustah?
Well he's bustin' fly a**.
Talk about my girl again,
Go ahead.
Next thing you know,
He be bustin' on yo' head.

So you think you can rap?
Boy get behind me.
So you think you can fap?
'Caus with the girls,
I'm gettin' ***, see?
 

NaruAwesome

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Fly A** Bustah?
Well he's bustin' fly a**.
Talk about my girl again,
Go ahead.
Next thing you know,
He be bustin' on yo' head.

So you think you can rap?
Boy get behind me.
So you think you can fap?
'Caus with the girls,
I'm gettin' ***, see?

do us all a favor
delete your account
you lost to me already
victory without a doubt
i'm better in everyway
speed, agility, and more
that's not knocking
that's me banging ya girl on the door
 

Shinobi Train

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do us all a favor
delete your account
you lost to me already
victory without a doubt
i'm better in everyway
speed, agility, and more
that's not knocking
that's me banging ya girl on the door

I'd **uck you up, but I ain't got the time.
Your rhymes ain't worth sh*t,
So suck my d***.
Then I'll **ck yo' dime.

Holly sh*t, I'm a prick.
Watch me smash you with this brick
You think I'm from New Jersey?
B*tch I'm far more pervy.

Biggie's name taste like a** when you speak it?
I guess that leaves you reekin'.
Me? I leave you leakin'.
With yo' body on the floor and you lookin' like spaghetti.
 

NaruAwesome

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I'd **uck you up, but I ain't got the time.
Your rhymes ain't worth sh*t,
So suck my d***.
Then I'll **ck yo' dime.

Holly sh*t, I'm a prick.
Watch me smash you with this brick
You think I'm from New Jersey?
B*tch I'm far more pervy.

Biggie's name taste like a** when you speak it?
I guess that leaves you reekin'.
Me? I leave you leakin'.
With yo' body on the floor and you lookin' like spaghetti.

alright bro, we'll continue tomorrow. peace
 

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ya ryhmes are dull
way to predictable
i think you should be rapping
with the handicapable
you cant compete in here with us
your incapable
unable
your internet connection should be disabled
real talk, true story, no fable
your just gonna lose, cuz youre a loser
thats your label
winning is an option
but its not available.... to you
its true


Yo rhymes so whack,
they like a fckin paddle,
You don't understand what rap is,
So why even battle?
You ain never getin anywhere with the one line bullshit you spit.
I'm totally complete, and you just residual shit.
I'm like a binary code, that you cant understand.
I'm fcking capin your ass with series of ten.
Hey whats the matter you seem kinda mad?
Well thats what you get get for going after another mans dad.
 
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BARS!! hahahaha

Bars huh
I betcha don't even own a car
Ima run u over on my way to the bar
Fast as lightnin bruh
I take flight lika an eagle son
I'm majestic as the sun ya know
I'm so hot have you fryin like hushpuppy
you look like a puppy
Have ya girl screamin I'm so lucky
while I'm gettin lucky..
 

NaruAwesome

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so you're back
Colonel81 ya ass is weak
now watch as i beat u
with ma new techinque
nothing new or shiny
just an ass whupping
and since i'm The Rock
That's what I'm cooking
 
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