Iruka was nice to Naruto, too. Maybe he and Teuchi are relatives. Teuchi Umino? The Third Hokage didn't dislike Naruto. Teuchi Sarutobi? Don't forget Hinata never hated Naruto, either. Teuchi Hyuga?
Maybe they're all secretly related by niceness, to a special, secret clan that time has forgotten, with an ancient prophetic goal, a sacred quest given by the Sage of Six Paths himself, to be nice to Ashura and his transmigrants, because Hagoromo realized that his son is introverted and has a hard time making friends.
Through the power of niceness, the last of Ashura's transmigrants would save the world from rudeness and poor manners, and the Nice Queen, hand-picked by fate, was destined to marry this brave transmigrant hero, "mingle their chakra"
and eventually bring into this world the One True Solo Goddess, may her terrible, almighty visage ever strike fear into the hearts of fodders everywhere:
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