Proof that hell has frozen over

[Reborn]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jesus in heaven this was too much. This just threw me off my train of thought of what I was doing earlier. Oh my god I have to show this to somebody.

 

[captainEO]

I admit it's clever, mostly due to the assumptions. By making those assumptions, he determined the problem type and that the key is the sign of the exponential (which is the solution), which allowed him to determine if it would grow exponentially or decay exponentially. He was describing a 1st-order differential equation problem to which an exponential is always the solution, see below.

Note there's another way of writing this, not assuming rates, but discrete events for each soul entering hell, that requires additional terms. Really, I shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the constants.

dy/dt=-y(t)/tau_s

**This is the growth rate of souls in hell as a function of time.

y(t) =a_inf + (a_0 - a_inf)*exp(-y/tau_s)

Where a_inf, a_0, and tau_s (the time constant) are constants.


Edit: As always in math, if someone can, please check my work, it should take about less than a minute. Apologies the simplified version was incorrect as I assumed discrete events. Thanks

Essentially the same problem as having a sink with drain the empties at a certain rate, and a faucet pouring water in at a certain rate. If it drains faster than the water pours in, no problem. However, if water pours in faster than it empties, it overflows. It's a classic Calculus problem, see above. I should note, that when he says that number of souls changes exponentially he's already assuming this without stating it I believe.

Peace

and you've just woken up right?

 

[JojocIaw]

One thing I don't get. If that was the paper then why is it so short? Normally college papers are several pages long. This seems more like a high school honors class paper. Oh well maybe it's just me.

:shrug:

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

lol xd there's a creator on the moon called hell >.>

 

[leafeater]

and you've just woken up right?

It was the AM, and I'd already eaten about an hour before this, so I was awake. For people in my area, this is a very well known equation and occurs ubiquitously, so the basic solution (an exponential) is essentially from memory, the details and signs are what need to be checked.

Peace

leafeater enters thread

/thread ends

For some reason I can't help but feel a negative connotation from that (although I don't think it's intended), like I'm the black death of threads, lol. Oh well, it's not my intent, and they tend to continue anyway. Maybe people are vaccinated, lol. Please, carry on...

Peace

 

[Fearmonger]

WTH:rofl: This is verry funny.

 

[Avani 🥉]

WTH:rofl: This is verry funny.

xd

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jesus in heaven this was too much. This just threw me off my train of thought of what I was doing earlier. Oh my god I have to show this to somebody.

That was the idea.

and you've just woken up right?

~_~

One thing I don't get. If that was the paper then why is it so short? Normally college papers are several pages long. This seems more like a high school honors class paper. Oh well maybe it's just me.

:shrug:

... Now you are overthinking it. It may have been just an extra question at the end. Who cares? Just enjoy.

leafeater enters thread

/thread ends

Not true. .

Besides the thread is on.. if it ends it would be because many of the kids who are afraid of long paragraphs. Those maynot understand the joke anyway. Like the first guy in the thread.

lol xd there's a creator on the moon called hell >.>

<.<

For some reason I can't help but feel a negative connotation from that (although I don't think it's intended), like I'm the black death of threads, lol. Oh well, it's not my intent, and they tend to continue anyway. Maybe people are vaccinated, lol. Please, carry on...

Peace

Lol.. don't worry.. I was sleeping otherwise I would have replied earlier.

 

[uzumakikenshin]

hahahaha... well it's cool man....

nothing to debate about it... xd

 

[katsagu]

xD The end was epic xD We need more guys like this

 

[Xenomorphia]

I'd just like to point out that there is a town in Norway called Hell, so technically Hell freezes over every winter :|

Then there are multiple Hells to. Where I come from there is also a town called Hell (Pekel - In my language) and that one also freezes over every year. xd

 

[Avani 🥉]

hahahaha... well it's cool man....

nothing to debate about it... xd

xd

xD The end was epic xD We need more guys like this

Keep your wits and get out of the trouble..lol

It was nice for what it was but I always over-think things. And leafafter I am the Black Death of Threads. About like 80-90% of the time I post people don't bother to post after.

-____-

lol.. Join the club.

Then there are multiple Hells to. Where I come from there is also a town called Hell (Pekel - In my language) and that one also freezes over every year. xd

Wow.. nice tid bits.. the thread is turning educational.. I like it. xd

I will have to jog my memory if we have city/town/place with a name like that..lol

 

[-Liquid Cefka-]

Lol..nice. its even funnier if you actually get it.

 

[Avani 🥉]

Lol..nice. its even funnier if you actually get it.

Yeah. I highlighted the last part to emphasis on the intent of the thread but, the whole proof makes one smile.

 

[Xenomorphia]

Yeah. I highlighted the last part to emphasis on the intent of the thread but, the whole proof makes one smile.

Ah, good. And here I was thinking I'm the only perv.

 

[Avani 🥉]

Ah, good. And here I was thinking I'm the only perv.

lol.. I saw a red flag when someone posted something resembling a theological debate. I had to go for damage control.

 

[Revan]

very funny and creative thought, but i pity the student who got the A. Teresa is gonna kill him xD

@leafeater: can you say what variable is what in the theory?

 

[Hakachi]

Very nice indeed, impressive thoughts and quite funny xd

 

[Avani 🥉]

very funny and creative thought, but i pity the student who got the A. Teresa is gonna kill him xD
@leafeater: can you say what variable is what in the theory?

:rofl:

I hope that girl was imaginary or..

 

[Xenomorphia]

lol.. I saw a red flag when someone posted something resembling a theological debate. I had to go for damage control.

Ah yes, that is a topic I to avoid.

 

[-Yard-]

LMAO *reped*