"Boobies, boobies, boobies... that's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer ***. I don't get it; you can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest. There are far more important things to consider, such as - aw, c'mon, are you even listening? I'm trying to drop some knowledge here, QT!
See, if you're enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: the booty, baby! That's where it's at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It's time to set things right. It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves!"
- A Dandy guy-... in space