Post TOBI! style

[Kakshi1122]

*stands bside tobi* hmmm *thinks* *suddenly licks tobis mask*

he does taste like a cokkie ^^

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*stands bside tobi* hmmm *thinks* *suddenly licks tobis mask*

he does taste like a cokkie ^^

*your body melts*

Damn...

*write on notebook*

"Never lick TOBI!"

 

[TOBI!]

*stands bside tobi* hmmm *thinks* *suddenly licks tobis mask*

he does taste like a cokkie ^^

BAABWRAEARAWERWEBRABEWR!!!

*starts beating kakshi with a car*

DONT LICK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! INTS NOT NICE!

*still beating with car*

 

[Kakshi1122]

BAABWRAEARAWERWEBRABEWR!!!

*starts beating kakshi with a car*

DONT LICK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! INTS NOT NICE!

*still beating with car*

aww *stands bside tobi*

i see my clone licked u sorri continue 2 beat him

 

[TOBI!]

aww *stands bside tobi*

i see my clone licked u sorri continue 2 beat him

no im done. say have you even been in the mountains

kakshi: no

tobi:i can get u der real fast just turn around

*kakashi turns around*

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*kicks you down death pit*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

no im done. say have you even been in the mountains

kakshi: no

tobi:i can get u der real fast just turn around

*kakashi turns around*

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*kicks you down death pit*

*the scene zooms out and the death pit is actually my mouth and you were standing on my nose*

O_O

 

[Kakshi1122]

no im done. say have you even been in the mountains

kakshi: no

tobi:i can get u der real fast just turn around

*kakashi turns around*

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*kicks you down death pit*

hmm ill b l8 for work if i go this way * concentrates chakra in my feet and waks out of deth pit* i think u dropped ur other shaingan eye dwn there tobi

 

[TOBI!]

*the scene zooms out and the death pit is actually my mouth and you were standing on my nose*

O_O

*hiruzen starts to choke on kakashi*

tobi: what did i tell you about not chewing your food?

i think ill got over hear

*picks up a telephone*

*jumps down the death pit*

AHA! now i can eat you from the INSIDE OUT!

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*hiruzen starts to choke on kakashi*

tobi: what did i tell you about not chewing your food?

i think ill got over hear

*picks up a telephone*

*jumps down the death pit*

AHA! now i can eat you from the INSIDE OUT!

NEVER!

*a sticky frog tongue comes out of my mouth and catches you in midair*

O_O

Gotcha.

 

[TOBI!]

NEVER!

*a sticky frog tongue comes out of my mouth and catches you in midair*

O_O

Gotcha.

OH NOES!

*still stuck to toung*

........................................
........................................

*an hour later*

Tobi: heh whats that?

*a plane crashs into your toung freeing me*

YAY!

 

[TOBI!]

+1

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

OH NOES!

*still stuck to toung*

........................................
........................................

*an hour later*

Tobi: heh whats that?

*a plane crashs into your toung freeing me*

YAY!

*you land on top of my fingers and I squeeze you between them*

scale: Hiruzen = human-sized TOBI! = fly-sized

 

[TOBI!]

*you land on top of my fingers and I squeeze you between them*

scale: Hiruzen = human-sized TOBI! = fly-sized

aha but you forget the rest of the scaling

fly-sized=human size

(hiruzen randomlly get hit with a bus)
AHA! i win again and im bigger than you now

(grows to the same size as person, or did hiruzen shrink to the size of tobi _

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*appears as a little dot on the floor squeaking in a chipmunk-like voice*

Damn you TOBI!

*climb up your body and enter through the mouth*

Ok, I'm in.

*goes to the brain area and sees lots of doors and millions of TOBI!'s floating around*

Whoa... O_O

*opens random door and sees one of the TOBIs stuffing his face with cookies in a room full of cookie posters*

Cookie TOBI!: This is the cookie section of my brain!



O_O

 

[TOBI!]

*appears as a little dot on the floor squeaking in a chipmunk-like voice*

Damn you TOBI!

*climb up your body and enter through the mouth*

Ok, I'm in.

*goes to the brain area and sees lots of doors and millions of TOBI!'s floating around*

Whoa... O_O

*opens random door and sees one of the TOBIs stuffing his face with cookies in a room full of cookie posters*

Cookie TOBI!: This is the cookie section of my brain!



O_O

AHA! this is my mask's brain you have failed at entering the BRAIN!

(opens head)

(rusty spinner comes out)

spinner:the dog says bark

TOBI: must kill!

(throws canada at my face)
(no effect)

........................

(head explodes)

*hiruzen barly escapes the explodtion in action movie style*

hiruzen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhh

*tobi used one max repell*

*head grows back*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

AHA! this is my mask's brain you have failed at entering the BRAIN!

(opens head)

(rusty spinner comes out)

spinner:the dog says bark

TOBI: must kill!

(throws canada at my face)
(no effect)

........................

(head explodes)

*hiruzen barly escapes the explodtion in action movie style*

hiruzen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhh

*tobi used one max repell*

*head grows back*

LMFAO! Canada is dangerous.

*enters TOBI's real body and goes to the stomach that looks like a giant puddle of acid with some corn floating*

Hehe, this should do the trick.

*throws a pink pill that starts boiling the acid and making it grow*

She's gonna blow!

*your stomach explodes and I escape action movie style*

AAAAAAH!

 

[TOBI!]

LMFAO! Canada is dangerous.

*enters TOBI's real body and goes to the stomach that looks like a giant puddle of acid with some corn floating*

Hehe, this should do the trick.

*throws a pink pill that starts boiling the acid and making it grow*

She's gonna blow!

*your stomach explodes and I escape action movie style*

AAAAAAH!

BBLELAEDEAETAERAEWRAEASDFE

*acid foams from mask*

IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss

*rolls around on ground*

Spinner:................!?(stares at you in typical anime style)

Spinner: Kuchiyose no jutsu

*summons acid neturalizing fish*

*fish flop around*

tobi: IT BURNNNSSSSSS

*eats a fish*

tobi: ahh thats better....................
.................................................

...........................................
*several minutes later*

*tobis head explodes*

*pokemon music*
a wild headless tobi appeared!

Hiruzen sent out, HIRUZEN

wild tobi used splash!

ITS SUPPER EFFECTIVE!

Hiruzen fainted

what will hiruzen do next

>Hiruzen(fnt)
->hiruzen
>hiruzen
>hiruzen

the wild tobi fled the match

you gain -8988 EXP hiruzen grew to level 2!

 

[squiremarcus]

bblelaedeaetaeraewraeasdfe

*acid foams from mask*

it burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

*rolls around on ground*

spinner:................!?(stares at you in typical anime style)

spinner: Kuchiyose no jutsu

*summons acid neturalizing fish*

*fish flop around*

tobi: It burnnnssssss

*eats a fish*

tobi: Ahh thats better....................
.................................................

...........................................
*several minutes later*

*tobis head explodes*

*pokemon music*
a wild headless tobi appeared!

Hiruzen sent out, hiruzen

wild tobi used splash!

Its supper effective!

Hiruzen fainted

what will hiruzen do next

>hiruzen(fnt)
->hiruzen
>hiruzen
>hiruzen

the wild tobi fled the match

you gain -8988 exp hiruzen grew to level 2!

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TOBI!]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ACCOMLISHED NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


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[UzumakiJake]

lol nice one tobi