Post a Paradox!

[Atrocitus]

As the title says, I'll go first:

The Paradox of War:
That to stop people from killing, we kill people.

 

[Howard]

You took mine

Ok

To live is to die then to die isn't to live

 

[Lstrange18]

If Pinocchio said his nose will grow, will it ??

 

[Lstrange18]

can God create something so heavy he cannot lift it ??

 

[Howard]

To be free we have laws that make us not free

 

[Howard]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

 

[owner]

This statement is false

The following sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false

 

[Lstrange18]

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. XD

 

[Lstrange18]

what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object

 

[Atrocitus]

All liars are liars....

 

[Howard]

This is more of thought then a paradox my history teacher said it was a paradox I said it and it confused him so I don't know if its a paradox you tell me

It is fact that Hitler was born a Jew so how could he eraticate all the Jew without killing himself but he wanted to rule the master race so how could he kill himself?

 

[Atrocitus]

"If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception."

Or

"There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception of the rule — which is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule."

 

[aVague]

I think therefore I am...I think...

 

[Atrocitus]

I know that I know nothing at all.

 

[Lstrange18]

Everything is relative. Is that an absolute?

 

[Lstrange18]

Change is the only constant

 

[Lstrange18]

If destiny designed a master plan which defines everything that is to happen, isn't it useless, for example, to go to a doctor? If I am ill and it is my destiny to regain health, then I will regain health whether I visit a doctor or not. If it is my destiny to not regain my health, then seeing a doctor can't help me.

 

[Atrocitus]

Should one tolerate intolerance; if intolerance would destroy the possibility of tolerance?

 

[Atrocitus]

Paradox of free will: If god knew how we will decide when he created us, how can there be free will?

 

[Howard]

He is not moving....

This is one you have to think about the world is moving in space so inturn he is not moving his postion on Earth but he is moving in space.....