Pokemon Forest

[dragongoku]

Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Venus]

*Pisses on machamp*
*Ice melts*
*Machampe uses Giga Impact*

 

[dragongoku]

not you sage you raped squirtle

 

[Roger23]

*enters the forest with a bug catcher's net*

"gonna catch me some pokemon....."

 

[dragongoku]

*lopunny narowlly evades the attack then seduces machamp*

 

[Venus]

*Machamp is immobilized by love*
*Withdraws Marchamp*

*Sends out Magikarp*

"Magicarp! Use splash!"

*Nothing happens* O_O

 

[Roger23]

*carries a club in his hand instead of a pokeball*

 

[dragongoku]

*lopunny catches the magicarp and cooks it. then she slowly ate the fish pokemon*

 

[Roger23]

*clubs lopunny and knocks her unconscious. i grab the magicarp eating it on the way back to my house where i roast lopunny*

"gonna make some stew...

 

[dragongoku]

*dragongoku follows roger sends out charizard and burns rogers house down with roger*

 

[Venus]

*~Sage~ set's you all on fire*

*Vanishes into the Myst*

 

[dragongoku]

*dragongoku is reincarnated as a butterfly with blood sucking fangs and drinks sages blood*

 

[dragongoku]

sry for having to kill you roger its just you killed lopunny

 

[Toku]

>_>
<_<
>_>
tah hail?

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

*randomly walks into the forest looking around with my Salamance*

 

[dragongoku]

*flies to marnix and sucks her blood*

 

[Marnix Uchiha]

*salamance flips around and wacks you with his tail sending you flying into a bolder*

 

[dragongoku]

*braces wings and uses suicide attack

 

[Roger23]

*comes out of cellar from my house and notices it got burned to the groun*

"what the hell.....?"

*locks up lopunny in a cage in the cellar. i see some tracks and i start to follow it*

"time to administer some justice"

 

[dragongoku]

*voice calls to roger*
the person who destroyed your house is a butterfly please leave a message after your death*