Chapter 1
The Crash
(My name is Kina Vallier and I was a medical officer aboard the SS Going Commando and 3 days ago is when all this hell started happening to us. It started like any other day on the SS Going Commando me and my boyfriend Sora were woken up 0600 hours.)
Kina - Oh damnit it's time to get up already
Kina - Sora SORA!!! wake up
Sora - Aaa arrr aaoook i'm up i'm up
(This is my boyfriend Sora he's a ninja assassin.)
Loud Speaker - Ok all of you sorry son's of a bitches it's time for the showers so get up you lazy sacks of shit
Sora - Why did i agree to come on this stupid mission anyways
Kina - Because Billy Bob is always trying to get in my pant
Sora - Oh ya i hate him
Kina - Why do you so much
Sora - Because everytime I by his he's always being f*cked
Loud Speaker - ALL OF YOU MOTHERF*CKER DOWN TO THE SHOWER'S NOOOW!!!
(That man on the loud speaker his name is Russell Bo he's a real douchebag.)
(So after we got out of the showers now we go to the cafeteria)
Conda - Sora you look confused this
Sora - Ya just tired
Gonon - So bro what are we doing today
Sora - Not shore yet
(This is Conda my older sister and thats Gonon Sora younger Brother he.)
Billy - Hey Kina you look beautful this morning
(Ok the man who stands before us his name is Billy Bob he is a redneck man ***** who has been trying to f*ck me for the last 2 years.)
Sora - Get the f*ck away from my girlfriend or i'll cut your balls off and make you eat them
Billy - Ok by
Kina - You seem a little upset
Sora - Bill always makes me angry
Gonon - Ya same here
Conda - He always goes after you sis
Kina - Ya your lucky
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The Crash
(My name is Kina Vallier and I was a medical officer aboard the SS Going Commando and 3 days ago is when all this hell started happening to us. It started like any other day on the SS Going Commando me and my boyfriend Sora were woken up 0600 hours.)
Kina - Oh damnit it's time to get up already
Kina - Sora SORA!!! wake up
Sora - Aaa arrr aaoook i'm up i'm up
(This is my boyfriend Sora he's a ninja assassin.)
Loud Speaker - Ok all of you sorry son's of a bitches it's time for the showers so get up you lazy sacks of shit
Sora - Why did i agree to come on this stupid mission anyways
Kina - Because Billy Bob is always trying to get in my pant
Sora - Oh ya i hate him
Kina - Why do you so much
Sora - Because everytime I by his he's always being f*cked
Loud Speaker - ALL OF YOU MOTHERF*CKER DOWN TO THE SHOWER'S NOOOW!!!
(That man on the loud speaker his name is Russell Bo he's a real douchebag.)
(So after we got out of the showers now we go to the cafeteria)
Conda - Sora you look confused this
Sora - Ya just tired
Gonon - So bro what are we doing today
Sora - Not shore yet
(This is Conda my older sister and thats Gonon Sora younger Brother he.)
Billy - Hey Kina you look beautful this morning
(Ok the man who stands before us his name is Billy Bob he is a redneck man ***** who has been trying to f*ck me for the last 2 years.)
Sora - Get the f*ck away from my girlfriend or i'll cut your balls off and make you eat them
Billy - Ok by
Kina - You seem a little upset
Sora - Bill always makes me angry
Gonon - Ya same here
Conda - He always goes after you sis
Kina - Ya your lucky
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