Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 5

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The Pervy Pirates







Chapter five: The mysterious figure​

As chiryoku points up to the sky everyone looks up as Faust finishes smoking emperor​

Captain Pervy: Whats that?

Perry: Oh no... it's an emo!!!!

Wesobi: No it's a goth...

Chiryoku: No it's a flying pig!!!

Everyone turns to look at chiryoku

Chiryoku: Lolwut?

??????: I'm and the dark powerful lord from the underworld who has come to crush you...

Faust: Oh, it's only Nexus...

Nexus: :shy: why did you have to ruin this for me ...

Ali Hey pervy, watch this....

Ali clicks his fingers and then suddenly Nexus burn into flames crashing into the ship, suddenly Yard came running up to him trying to put him out with water​

Yard: Don't worry, i'll help you...

Nexus: Back off bitch O_O

Nexus reveals his weird eyes and the fire is gone in an instant​

Yard: I just wanted to make you wet :T_T:

Captain Pervy: That's my job
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Chiryoky: Zing!!!

Perry: lol, high 5!!!!

Perry then high 5'ed Chiryoku​

Emperor: Is someone going to stop this guy smoking me? :T_T:

Fausty: Silence Mr Spliff, you are all mine...

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Captain Pervy: Wifey!!! What are you doing here???

Nexus: I've come to take you home! You've been gone for too long, and who are all these?


Nexus gestures towards wesobi, perry and Mugen..​

Wesobi: Pervy's our pappy

Captain Pervy: Guys... shut up.... :ghehe:

Nexus: Say what now?

Mugen: Yeh, he's our pappy... and a stupid one at that... who abandons their children, then, when they next see them after years... tells them that they fired a person out of a cannon wrong?

Gobi: Why the hell did you fire me out of the cannon in the first place?

Minato: Didn't you kill his bird?

Gobi: I slipped :T_T:

Faust: That's what she said :rolleyes:

Minato: High 5!!!

Faust: I'm not touching that hand...

Minato: Why not? O_O

Faust: You're a pervy pirate.... i heard about your porn collection... which you didn't share... >_< and your captain is that guy *points at pervy*

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Minato: Touche :|

Nexus: What the hell? ... Wait... Nevermind... Pervy... you're coming home with me...

Captain Pervy: Oh no i'm not...

Nexus: Oh yes you are... even if i have to drag you...

Chiryoku: Mind Fuck!!!


Chiryoku: Quick... run bitches!!!! Onto the pervy ship!!!!


Everyone lept onto the Pervy pirate ship and began speeding away from the old ship. So the crew was now Pervy, Ali, Minato, Zenryoku, faust, Yard, Mugen, Perry and Chiryoku​

Captain Pervy: hmmm did we forget something?

Mugen&Perry: You forgot your son again!!!!

Captain Pervy: Huh? :eek:


Pervy looks around for Wesobi​


Captain Pervy: Not again :T_T:

Minato: What are your orders captain? And what is faust doing?

Everyone looks at faust​

Captain Pervy: Go faust!!! And we shall go back for him...

Pervy says this as he turns around to look behind them to see something

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Captain Pervy: I mean.... go faster :T_T:

Nexus: Get back here you bastard!!!! You are so getting the snip!!!

Ali: I Have an idea... head towards the light!!!

Yard&Minato: But why?

Ali: Trust me!

The crew turn the ship and head for the light​

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Zenryoku: So you know his weakness too Ali?

Ali: Oh yeah :cool:


Just as nexus is about to catch them...​

Nexus: You're mind bitch
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Captain Pervy: :T_T:


Finally as Nexus speaks, the ship enters the light. As it does, so does nexus who hisses and backs away under clouds.​

Nexus: Damn you Ali!!!! I'll get you next time my dear husband :zonder:


Nexus says this as he fly's away into the darkness​

Next time: The New Adventures Begin

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