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wazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp ERO SANNIN ?....... Can you help me with something ? 3 girls wanted to meet with me , and i taken them out to see a movie , ALL 3 AT ONCE . I though i could decide if i do this . But before the movie they started fighting between them , and at certain point , the ripped my shirt of in the middle of THE MALL ! I am now afraid of going out my house , because one of them is almost everytime in front of my door . They fight like 5-6 times a day in front of my house . And i am a little frightened to go out . HELP ME PLEASEEEE . ( All the events are real , its not sarcasm or anything else , i've tried EVERYTHING , PLEASE HELP )
 

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wazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp ERO SANNIN ?....... Can you help me with something ? 3 girls wanted to meet with me , and i taken them out to see a movie , ALL 3 AT ONCE . I though i could decide if i do this . But before the movie they started fighting between them , and at certain point , the ripped my shirt of in the middle of THE MALL ! I am now afraid of going out my house , because one of them is almost everytime in front of my door . They fight like 5-6 times a day in front of my house . And i am a little frightened to go out . HELP ME PLEASEEEE . ( All the events are real , its not sarcasm or anything else , i've tried EVERYTHING , PLEASE HELP )
Well do you like any of them, if not thats the first thing you need to do, is tell them, or tell them that you like one or w.e you feel, the truth is the best option
 

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Well do you like any of them, if not thats the first thing you need to do, is tell them, or tell them that you like one or w.e you feel, the truth is the best option
I tried THAT , tell them ? are you crazy ? THEY WOULD KILL ME IF I CHOSE ONE OF THEM . They are mad ..... one of then threatened me with suicide . THEY WILL KILL ME .... i am really afraid of going outside and get my head blasted by one of them who dont accept a NO as an answer . xd I am so dead now , i can feel it ... xd
 

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I tried THAT , tell them ? are you crazy ? THEY WOULD KILL ME IF I CHOSE ONE OF THEM . They are mad ..... one of then threatened me with suicide . THEY WILL KILL ME .... i am really afraid of going outside and get my head blasted by one of them who dont accept a NO as an answer . xd I am so dead now , i can feel it ... xd
Lmao sorry, hmm, avoid them all ;)
Dont leave the house or have contact with them, just hide ;)
 

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I,I,I,I, I need a sensei fast
since i got selected as Bishamonsam? student with Jet and Itachimangekyu and were gonna figth each other sooner or later and i only have the E-rank jutsus
what should i do
 

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I,I,I,I, I need a sensei fast
since i got selected as Bishamonsam? student with Jet and Itachimangekyu and were gonna figth each other sooner or later and i only have the E-rank jutsus
what should i do
Go see which senseis are active, find one thats not too busy and ask them once, and kindly to train them.


This is not a sensei finding thread :|
 

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*Oh great Jiraiya all wise and MAJOR pervert I am in need of you help :worshippy:

How to deal with a break up?
me and my ex broke up a month ago and I'm still hugging her favorite towel (I know I'm miserable U_U )
 
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*Oh great Jiraiya all wise and MAJOR pervert I am in need of you help :worshippy:

How to deal with a break up?
me and my ex broke up a month ago and I'm still hugging her favorite towel (I know I'm miserable U_U )
Why did you break up? Im guessing she ended it by the way your acting?

Here are several comon reasons why people break up and how i feel you should react:

One of you cheated - its not love and theres no trust if you wanted be with someone else....

She doesnt feel like she used to - Youve either stopped treating her right or somethings changed, so show her how special she is, make her feel like a queen and prove to her that she should be with you...


She likes someone else - Sorry but, she left you, meaning she likes the other more, unless shes told you she still really likes you, move on, go out with threads to distract you and throw away the towel or give it her back, stop hanging on to the past...

She doesnt want to be in a relationship - to be honest ive seen alot of girls use this as an excuse run off with someone else, but she might feel this way honestly, so just try staying close friends to her....

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Read the points above then tell me what you think if ive missed something, if one of you cheated or she likes someone else then im sorry but its time move on....

and you were suppose to advise me......!!!!:p

I told you how to find a sensei, but maybe they would teach you if your didng write so weird?



can u read this and give me some advise is it good ok or bad what can
I do to make it better
Its a good idea, good layout and nice story, you just need to make it fit well and build on the idea
 

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I HAVE ANOTHER HUGE PROBLEM...I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE [FORGET ITS NAME]:rolleyes: AND IT'S STORY REVOLVED AROUND THE MANGO TREE AND AFTER SEEING THAT I REALLY WANNA EAT MANGO BUT IT'S NOT MANGO SEASON IN THIS COUNTRY SO..........!!!!xd:pwease:
 

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I HAVE ANOTHER HUGE PROBLEM...I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE [FORGET ITS NAME]:rolleyes: AND IT'S STORY REVOLVED AROUND THE MANGO TREE AND AFTER SEEING THAT I REALLY WANNA EAT MANGO BUT IT'S NOT MANGO SEASON IN THIS COUNTRY SO..........!!!!xd:pwease:
Go to a local super market, they usualy have all fruits and veg even if its not the right time of the year
 
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