[Discussion] passing a urine test

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i am scheduled to take a urine test *marijuana* in several weeks... im not a very heavy smoker.. maybe once a month.. so i was wondering if you guys have any idea or if it is possible to cleanse myself so as to pass the test.... anything will help thankx:sy:
 

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all day long sweat sweat sweat, i smoked 3 days before a test once (like you said not a heavy smoker) and searched gogle and found that you can past by sweating for 2 days,drink 2 gallons of water for the 3 day and the morning of the test eat a HUGE breakfast. THC is stored in fat so excirsise burns the fat and releases into your urine, the water makes you pee all of it out before you take the test and the meal puts a layer of pure THC free fat on top of the tainted fat so it doesnt release any more THC. but you said you had weeks to go so honeslty none of this is neceassary

P.S. i passed with flying colors :)
 

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all day long sweat sweat sweat, i smoked 3 days before a test once (like you said not a heavy smoker) and searched gogle and found that you can past by sweating for 2 days,drink 2 gallons of water for the 3 day and the morning of the test eat a HUGE breakfast. THC is stored in fat so excirsise burns the fat and releases into your urine, the water makes you pee all of it out before you take the test and the meal puts a layer of pure THC free fat on top of the tainted fat so it doesnt release any more THC. but you said you had weeks to go so honeslty none of this is neceassary

P.S. i passed with flying colors :)
all the answers were great bt this one the best 1-mre in depth...2-coming frm a user
 

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all the answers were great bt this one the best 1-mre in depth...2-coming frm a user
thanks but i do admit i left out some stuff like
-eat alot of red meat

-only pee in the cup with the middle pee (the first second of pee is filled with toxins and the last seconds are also filled with toxins so the stuff in the middle is cleanest)

-if you can use the bathroom as many times before the test as possible

-dont overdue it with the water more then 2 gallons every two hours is dangurouse but i doubt you could stand that much
 

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thanks but i do admit i left out some stuff like
-eat alot of red meat

-only pee in the cup with the middle pee (the first second of pee is filled with toxins and the last seconds are also filled with toxins so the stuff in the middle is cleanest)

-if you can use the bathroom as many times before the test as possible

-dont overdue it with the water more then 2 gallons every two hours is dangurouse but i doubt you could stand that much
i got news about the test yesterday.. im already loaded up with water
this is a horrible idea
i somewhat agree
Walk into the facilities with a blunt in your mouth, you'll be good :D
hahaha :scorps:
 

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First of all: Don't listen to half of the people in this thread.

FYI, you can smoke 2 days before a drug test and pass it completely fine. Now here's some advice.

1st. Do not drink JUST WATER for these next few weeks. It dilutes the sample and will result in the sample not being usable, which means you will have to take another test. Mix it up with apple juice, other juices, and even soda. With 3 weeks your going to be able to completely flush out your system.

2nd. If you do not think that just drinking water and clearing your system is enough, then begin to do some working out/exercising. If you don't attend a gym, or do any extracurricular sports/activities than your best bet is to take a 1/2 mile - 1 mile jog every other day. It will get your body sweating and get the THC out of your blood stream.

3rd: Remain positive, you ARE going to pass this test. I've had plenty of friends smoke 3 days before their test (keep in mind they smoke almost every day) and pass just fine. Do as I said above and you'll be completely fine. You can continue smoking if you want, just make sure to stop at least a week before the test to make sure you have enough time to pass.
 
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