Parents cought me smokin weed

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so is shit. Why don't you shove that in your mouth? O right, because it's unhealthy.

Tats quite an audacious example, smoke is gas, shit is solid. Cakewalk. Cake solos instead of shit, it has a lot of calories and shit so eating a lot of cake is bad too
 

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Smoke is artificial. Use your head.

You need to reread your own statement. You said nothing about being artifical or not. You said "Inhaling anything and taking gas onto your lungs isn't good for you. "

Oxygen is a gas, which you inhale but it isn't deadly. Therefore your statement about "Inhaling anything" is wrong.
 

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You need to reread your own statement. You said nothing about being artifical or not. You said "Inhaling anything and taking gas onto your lungs isn't good for you. "

Oxygen is a gas, which you inhale but it isn't deadly. Therefore your statement about "Inhaling anything" is wrong.
We're talking about drugs, it's pretty obvious I wasn't talking about oxygen? Um? Whatever, don't inhale smoke and say it's harmless/good for you
 

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Stop ****ing smoking weed you unproductive loser.

Smoking weed makes you slow in the head, impairs your synaptic responses ( which is why they give it to ADD patients ) and it ****ing rieks like hell.
Not to mention it's addictive, due to psychotic addiction symptoms that come with smoking weed.
( a.k.a. addiction to the feeling )

And whoever said that smoking weed has never killed anybody is a retard.
Too much of ANYTHING can kill a human, that includes marijuana.
 

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Tats quite an audacious example, smoke is gas, shit is solid. Cakewalk. Cake solos instead of shit, it has a lot of calories and shit so eating a lot of cake is bad too

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I wonder where OP is.


OT: It's addictive, takes too long to flush in the system, not to mention it causes a variety of effects not directly associated with the desired euphoric effect.

Might as well come clean.
 

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Well I assume you're between 16-19? In which any case if you're 16 and don't know whether to quit or not after your parents caught you and you made your mom cry, you're not going to stop. It'll probably take u 5 times to stop for good it's taken many people I know many times to quit. I currently am not doing it for the last month now and I feel good. Eventually you realize you don't need to be high everyday to do things. As a matter a fact that shit does make u so lazy and I'm an athlete and u don't even realize it till a certain point. Smoking weed can make bad laziness habits for you and if you're not In college I recommend you to evaluate your life and how you do things everyday because those habits will carry over to college and can very well be habits you have the rest your life. I made school much harder on myself cause I got so lazy smoking. Sure smoking weed sound great and u get stoned and feel different and that's why people do it. You hear things like 'it's safe' 'it's not addictive' 'it's not a drug(wtf)' but I can guarantee anybody who says that has no logical support by it and they're just going by what they've been told by another stoner who also has no logical source behind what they believe are the effects of weed. But the fact of the matter is anything in the world can be addicting once your brain wants something all the time that is addiction. And I'm sure if u talk to an 80 year old who smoked every single day he will tell u about his memory loss and all sorts of long term effects, like my grandpa. That is probably a much more reliable source because everyone you've talked to abou smoking weed is probably your age and have been doing it for a short amount of time compared to decades of doing it. Anyway, eventually you'll realize weed is not that great and eventually you will get the same feel doing things sober as doing them high. Honestly I kinda rambled a bit. But IMO I'm someone good to talk about with the subject of smoking weed, the use of it, and the stopping/quitting phase/process. If y wanna talk about it message me
 

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Your mom is crying because she dosent want to pay for your lung cancer treatment
 

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Next time your exposed by your parents, offer em some too. No seriously why'd anyone make a thread like that on a forum board.
Tho try to talk to your parents and face the situation, a solution shall pop out on its own. tho hop over to NL; Legal weed.
 

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Stop ****ing smoking weed you unproductive loser.

Smoking weed makes you slow in the head, impairs your synaptic responses ( which is why they give it to ADD patients ) and it ****ing rieks like hell.
Not to mention it's addictive, due to psychotic addiction symptoms that come with smoking weed.
( a.k.a. addiction to the feeling )

And whoever said that smoking weed has never killed anybody is a retard.
Too much of ANYTHING can kill a human, that includes marijuana.


Lol this, you hear shit all the time like 'weed is safe' 'its not addicting' all that bull shit from fellow stoners who hear that shit from other stoners. It's so stupid. But don't call him a loser. He is probably still in high school. He has come looking for guidance do not provide negativity
 

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Next time your exposed by your parents, offer em some too. No seriously why'd anyone make a thread like that on a forum board.
Tho try to talk to your parents and face the situation, a solution shall pop out on its own. tho hop over to NL; Legal weed.

If 'NL' is something like spice, bath salts, funky monkey, G6, or other synthetic drugs gtfo do not recommend that shit to anybody and do not recommend that shit to somebody who is trying to quit using drugs. That shit will kill you my best friend in high school died because of that and was an addict, simply because his parents drug tested him and he needed something to get by. Smh I hope that's not what u meant.
 

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Stop ****ing smoking weed you unproductive loser.

Smoking weed makes you slow in the head, impairs your synaptic responses ( which is why they give it to ADD patients ) and it ****ing rieks like hell.
Not to mention it's addictive, due to psychotic addiction symptoms that come with smoking weed.
( a.k.a. addiction to the feeling )

And whoever said that smoking weed has never killed anybody is a retard.
Too much of ANYTHING can kill a human, that includes marijuana.

Do you know how much weed you'd have to smoke to overdose? Let's just say you're not gonna be buying that amount in one day.

And smoking weed doesn't automatically mean you're a burnout. I know pretty intelligent people that smoke or have smoked in moderation.
#FearIsAJokeHaveASmoke
 

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I sense a butthurt meteor coming your way.
bro I smoked. And it is legal here in the netherlands so I don't have to whine about government BS

Also Weed can trigger shit.. it doesn't have the be the fatal thing it can trigger shit.

Let the butthurt flow throughout your body and feel the rush.


You're 600 times more likely to develop skits compared to someone who does not smoke weed. Wouldn't surprise me if that stat is true. Kid in my older brothers class went skitzo and smoked blunts by himself hourly everyday
 

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I wonder where OP is.


OT: It's addictive, takes too long to flush in the system, not to mention it causes a variety of effects not directly associated with the desired euphoric effect.

Might as well come clean.

In his head he is probably in the clouds right now.
 

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Tats quite an audacious example, smoke is gas, shit is solid. Cakewalk. Cake solos instead of shit, it has a lot of calories and shit so eating a lot of cake is bad too

But calories can be good for a person if they are actually using the calories gained. And with Cake being calorie dense, it could be a good option (though there are of course others).

Anyways. I like comparing it to something else that is a gaseous state and is natural. Fumes from a volcanic vent=natural thing, but people don't huff volcanic fumes because it is extremely bad for health.
 

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Make your dad smoke a fatty.

Jokes, just cut down on the weed.
 

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I suppose by NB logic I should stop eating food because too much will make me fat and give me diabetes and heart disease.
 

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I suppose by NB logic I should stop eating food because too much will make me fat and give me diabetes and heart disease.

Everything can kill you nowadays. You just eat ,smoke and drink what you want on your own regard and then take consequences if something happens to you.
 
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