Otter Contract signing with Jūbi-sama

[JojocIaw]

*awaits Jūbi-sama*

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*Appears out of no where and slaps you with a crack lighter* "Hello now what was it you wanted? Oh yeah you wanted to sign my otter contract. Alright but i need you to tell me what you know about otters with out copy pasting and then sign this document so I am not responsible for you if you are eaten O_O

 

[JojocIaw]

Well otters make forts/homes out of wood by chewing bark or branches and carrying them to a riverbed thus making a dam. They are water-friendly and they look so cute.

I heard they have strong teeth too. They are brown and....they have a resilient tail.

*pricks finger and a little blood comes out*

Okay where may I sign Jūbi-sama? O__O

 

[Jubi-Sama]

You don't just sign it you have to go to amegakure with me in an epic montage

*We start walking in a montage like from rocky with the most epic song Party in the u.s.a singing * "When we reach Amegakure the otters will try and kill you and eat your bones so I would be ready and you should hold your breath cause we will be going FAR underwater"

 

[JojocIaw]

Wisk me away purofessa but don't let go or I will be scared. D:

 

[Jubi-Sama]

We appear in front of a dock and I throw a rock in the water and a HUGE otter comes up and says: "WHAT THE FCK MAN?! Oh great you brought a friend. *I whisper in his ear and he looks even more pissed* "Fine she can sign the contract now come with me" *The otter jumps in and I hold my breath an jump in as well and then after about 5 minutes we reach a giant castle covered in shells and sand and we enter and I wait for you to come in, Hoping you didn't Suffocate O_O

 

[JojocIaw]

*about to turn blue*

*I hope I don't get killed down here* >.>

Jūbi-sama!! You brought me here bleeding to death! D<

So what now? .-.

 

[Jubi-Sama]

"damn it didn't work..... Now lets go in and hope these otters don't eat us. *We walk into a palace made of wood and sand and some Metal and we walk for about 2 hours until we finally find the room of the otter king* "Are you ready to sign the contract?"

 

[JojocIaw]

Yes Jubi-sama!

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My wound is still open so ready with the blood sacrifice. I hope they are not vampires. >.>

 

[Jubi-Sama]

"Now to sign the contract you need to Take off your clothes and please the otter leader O_O jk you need to cut your thumb. Not your wrist. i have had people do that before. And it wasn't pretty.... *steps in front of closet filled with missing hands* and write your name on the contract and then I want you to Amuse us O_O"

 

[JojocIaw]

*tries to take off shirt but stops* OH I don't have to? o__o

*buts a bandage on wrist*

*pricks finger and a little blood comes out*

A little blood should suffice.

Ill make it up Otter King

*Writes name on the contract laid before me*

*looks at the Otter servant*

What are you drooling at?

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*signs*

*Stands up*

I guess this is where I entertain.

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[Jubi-Sama]

i was just joking around O_O Any way you have finally signed the otter contract and you get your own: OTTER SLAVE!!!!!

 

[JojocIaw]

Wee hee! :zonder: