*Appears out of no where and slaps you with a crack lighter* "Hello now what was it you wanted? Oh yeah you wanted to sign my otter contract. Alright but i need you to tell me what you know about otters with out copy pasting and then sign this document so I am not responsible for you if you are eaten O_O
Well otters make forts/homes out of wood by chewing bark or branches and carrying them to a riverbed thus making a dam. They are water-friendly and they look so cute.
I heard they have strong teeth too. They are brown and....they have a resilient tail.
You don't just sign it you have to go to amegakure with me in an epic montage
*We start walking in a montage like from rocky with the most epic song Party in the u.s.a singing * "When we reach Amegakure the otters will try and kill you and eat your bones so I would be ready and you should hold your breath cause we will be going FAR underwater"
We appear in front of a dock and I throw a rock in the water and a HUGE otter comes up and says: "WHAT THE FCK MAN?! Oh great you brought a friend. *I whisper in his ear and he looks even more pissed* "Fine she can sign the contract now come with me" *The otter jumps in and I hold my breath an jump in as well and then after about 5 minutes we reach a giant castle covered in shells and sand and we enter and I wait for you to come in, Hoping you didn't Suffocate O_O
"damn it didn't work..... Now lets go in and hope these otters don't eat us. *We walk into a palace made of wood and sand and some Metal and we walk for about 2 hours until we finally find the room of the otter king* "Are you ready to sign the contract?"
"Now to sign the contract you need to Take off your clothes and please the otter leader O_O jk you need to cut your thumb. Not your wrist. i have had people do that before. And it wasn't pretty.... *steps in front of closet filled with missing hands* and write your name on the contract and then I want you to Amuse us O_O"