[Theory] Orochimaru knows the secrets of the Ramen Guy... Here's proof.

[Kuzte]

Okay, so earlier today, my mind came about this epiphany of sorts... Back when Orochimaru was a small child, he was raised by the Ramen Guy, trained in secret... many miles away from Konoha. How?

Well, how do you think he learned about snakes? Why do you think he became infatuated with them and even transformed half of his entire essence into one?

You might answer, well... he took notes while reading Harry Potter--Voldemort was a great villain.

Wrong!

Ramen Guy first taught him how to hunt down snakes and eat them... raw. Instantly, this became Oro's new fetish, or should I say, delicacy.

Anyway, the secrets of the Ramen Guy were only revealed to Orochimaru. That is why he became a prodigy to Konoha and was praised for being a genius.

You now might say... well, the Ramen Guy is just Kishi. He placed himself in the manga for the lulz. Yeah, that's only half the truth.

I mean, this is all in theory... but there is substantial evidence that Orochimaru will soon become the next Sage of the Six Paths since he has his hands back. The plethora of Jutsu that Oro possesses is staggering... mind-blowing even.

There are a total of two immortal characters in the Narutoverse.

Orochimaru and Ramen Guy. Thanks for reading guys. Thoughts/comments and questions go right below.

EDIT: I've come across a massive load of evidence that Orochimaru might be an Uzumaki, and that's why Ramen Guy loves Naruto so much, because he reminds him of his former pupil, Oro The Wise.

 

[Kages]

Nice theory!!! :rofl:

 

[Steaktacular]

That´s rock lee side story material, submit it asap

 

[Kuzte]

Nice theory!!! :rofl:

Thanks! Why are you laughing though?

 

[ministerC4]

Your either the worst troll or the guy that I usually see driving in a van that has colorful designs :/

 

[Yusuke Urameshi]

Ramen Guy and 40 year old Genin solo the NarutoVerse.

 

[ministerC4]

Thanks! =DD

xD this guy needs to learn when its time to get off of the white pony...

 

[Yatori]

wow ramen guy so popular here.. Kishi shud know this so thats ramen guy can have more development xd

 

[Zee Seh]

nicely trolled . :rofl:

 

[Japmokiddy]

Best theory ever! =p

 

[jaykuhz]

But Ramen Guy is Obito lol

 

[KillerbYo]

Plus rep, totally true.

 

[Kuzte]

Your either the worst troll or the guy that I usually see driving in a van that has colorful designs :/

I don't get you... Do you not agree or are you just not considering the high possibility of this theory? Explain where I lack in proof...

 

[PredictionGuru]

Orochimaru approves.

 

[Kuzte]

Orochimaru approves.

I approve of your signature as well. That is another technique that Ramen Guy showed him on cold, stormy nights...

 

[Gyakusetsu]

I predict that this thread will be buried or closed for revealing too much. It represents a direct threat to the site and people will lose interest since you have shown us everything.

 

[Kuzte]

I predict that this thread will be buried or closed for revealing too much. It represents a direct threat to the site and people will lose interest since you have shown us everything.

Yeah, I agree... I've said far too much.

 

[vvwvw]

This is the best!!! Nice theory too

 

[yoshimitsu]

ramen guy is more popular than Udon

 

[Kuzte]

I feel like the next chapter will reveal some of this...