[Theory] Orochimaru knows the secrets of the Ramen Guy... Here's proof.

[Jako98146]

Okay, so earlier today, my mind came about this epiphany of sorts... Back when Orochimaru was a small child, he was raised by the Ramen Guy, trained in secret... many miles away from Konoha. How?

Well, how do you think he learned about snakes? Why do you think he became infatuated with them and even transformed half of his entire essence into one?

You might answer, well... he took notes while reading Harry Potter--Voldemort was a great villain.

Wrong!

Ramen Guy first taught him how to hunt down snakes and eat them... raw. Instantly, this became Oro's new fetish, or should I say, delicacy.

Anyway, the secrets of the Ramen Guy were only revealed to Orochimaru. That is why he became a prodigy to Konoha and was praised for being a genius.

You now might say... well, the Ramen Guy is just Kishi. He placed himself in the manga for the lulz. Yeah, that's only half the truth.

I mean, this is all in theory... but there is substantial evidence that Orochimaru will soon become the next Sage of the Six Paths since he has his hands back. The plethora of Jutsu that Oro possesses is staggering... mind-blowing even.

There are a total of two immortal characters in the Narutoverse.

Orochimaru and Ramen Guy. Thanks for reading guys. Thoughts/comments and questions go right below. :y

Ramen Guy is the Sage of the Six Paths

 

[Regulus]

Ramen guy is the master of the Narutoverse.

Ramen Guy "This world is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their *** and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ninjas and kages will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." "

 

[Kikki]

Ramen Guy and 40 year old Genin solo the NarutoVerse.

Nah, he is Shisui Uchiha because he never opens his eyes. Why do people never take my theories seriously?

 

[Kuzte]

Guys, I've just figured out that Orochimaru is also an Uzumaki. Doesn't it all make sense now?

 

[Kuzte]

Ramen guy is the master of the Narutoverse.

Ramen Guy "This world is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their *** and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ninjas and kages will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." "

Funny guy, eh?

 

[Kuzte]

Your either the worst troll or the guy that I usually see driving in a van that has colorful designs :/

You're either confused or just confused.

 

[BerryB]

these threads are really funny and original... *cough*

 

[Kuzte]

Well, now we know the truth.

 

[Kuzte]

That´s rock lee side story material, submit it asap

I've interviewed Kishi on this matter. He said that Rock Lee has a different secret. An even bigger one.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

He probably obtained the recipe from the Uchiha Tablet