One jutsu you would have in real life?

[Tennis Robot]

Shadow Clone. Not even close tbh. If Kotoamatsukami were spammable I would choose it over anything

 

[Mypower]

Byakugan to be honest you should know why

 

[LordNarutoSo6P]

Nothing ridiculous like multiple tailed beast bomb rasenshurikens, just basic stuff

My top 3:

1. Shadow Clone Jutsu (have clones take multiple jobs while you sit and do whatever = profit)

2. Sharingan (#dodgebullets, kick anybody's ass)

3. Transformation jutsu (that'd be fun as hell to troll in)

I prefer Sharingan. So that I'll be able to manipulate all the people in the World.

 

[wanderingcactus]

Double kamui

 

[FoxesInWonderland]

1. Truth seeking spheres
2. Multi shadow clones
3. Unique EMS

I'd be the ultimate human

 

[mafo]

naruto sexy jutsu. beats wanking

 

[Geeserock]

Best two jutsu ever in Naruto are:

1. PNJ
2. TNJ

 

[super yang]

sleep bombs

 

[Lostdreams]

You guys are choosing techs that in real life are so flashy that you have the world declaring war on you.


Techs likes:

Shadow clone(with transformation )
Genjutsu
and ftg

are all realistic jutsu that wouldn't be easily found out but rasengan susanoo and stuff like that will get you killed or unable to enjoy life.

 

[lanakui8]

shadow clones probably, just for the sheer multitasking ability. You could be studying for tests, working, and working out all at the same time.

If not shadow clones, then probably sennin mode (not really a jutsu though) since you'd basically have the sharingan reflexes + super strength, speed, stamina, and invisible punches + the mode itself is not very flashy all you'd have to do is wear sunglasses.

Things with massive war potential will just turn you, your family and friends into a huge global target.

 

[Xāvî1]

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This ^^^

 

[Lostdreams]

shadow clones probably, just for the sheer multitasking ability. You could be studying for tests, working, and working out all at the same time.

If not shadow clones, then probably sennin mode (not really a jutsu though) since you'd basically have the sharingan reflexes + super strength, speed, stamina, and invisible punches + the mode itself is not very flashy all you'd have to do is wear sunglasses.

Things with massive war potential will just turn you, your family and friends into a huge global target.

^^^this ...in real life a person that strong wouldnt have respect but fear..and thats a bad feeling to have when people are afraid of you for no reason. '

Never thought of sennin mode which would also be helpful but at the minimum youd have unnatural pupil shape.

 

[blood hound]

1) Obito's Ghost/intangibility form
2) Rasangun
3) Deva path's Ability

In no order

 

[Cresee]

1.Kamui
2.KA
3.Shadow clones

 

[The almighty itachi]

Sharingan
Edo tensei
Multi shadow clone jutsu (lol I can still learn even if I'm not there)

 

[Nattana]

Kamui or Living Corpse Reincarnation.

 

[Yume no Sekai]

Kamui to be a ghost and go anywhere anytime
PS for when I want to destroy a country lol. I don't care if I'm a target PS can tank anything in this world and if it ever breaks then instant kamui XD shows why obito could only have one eye U_U

 

[ByakuganUser]

Byakugan, shadow clone and transformation jutsu!

 

[dewooder123]

I see a few posts that don't seem to genuinely consider the ''real life'' requirement, lel...

Seriously, I'm getting amaterasu's and ****ing Susano'os and shit

 

[dewooder123]

Byakugan, shadow clone and transformation jutsu!

What good would Byakugan do you? This is the real world where chakra doesn't exist, so there are no chakra points