Old school Eminem

[Yo pappy]

I just heard Eminem's new single Berzerk, and I absolutely hated it so I decided to write an old school Slim Shady-esque style verse to make myself feel better. Enjoy.


[video=youtube;UflZo_tucqU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UflZo_tucqU[/video]


I'm a sporadic maverick, an addict to the madness watch me play Jenga with the planets can you manage??

The answer is negative. I'm a paragon in a trance

Bruce Lee with the DNA of Darth Maul in his hands

Been missing for years, and I've yet to be found

I don't like the mirrors in this house, so turn em' around

Did you hear that? Please be quiet sir and don't make a sound

As windows open and close, body parts rot in the closet too much paracetamol inside of my cup man I've lost it

My finger that is, or was it my hole hand I don't know

Pyramid heads at the edge of my bed and they won't go

I hope so, you hope what? That this is all a dream sir

Triple my doses cause I don't wanna feel a thing sir

Or do I? Born to die and ready to kill

Like angry spirits in the same room I'm giving you chills.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Dat first line tho.

 

[Yo pappy]

Dat first line tho.

Thanks man, couldn't help myself. I could only hope the rest of the songs on the album sound nothing like the single.

 

[Deviation]

People aren't that intimidated by him like before. He should totally shock us and make us love him like we did when he came out minus the fanboy bash. >_>

 

[Tipsyglam]

well the real slim shady please stand up

 

[Yo pappy]

People aren't that intimidated by him like before. He should totally shock us and make us love him like we did when he came out minus the fanboy bash. >_>

I don't think it's that people don't feel "intimidated", he's just getting older, and doesn't feel the need to rap about the same things he used to. Which is perfectly fine, I just wish he would've brought some of that old cadence back. Especially since the new album is called LP2.

well the real slim shady please stand up

I love that song.

 

[H a n]

He been sloppy with his raps lately.. Hope he comes back.

 

[3 Tomoe Rinnegan]

Thanks man, couldn't help myself. I could only hope the rest of the songs on the album sound nothing like the single.

Nahh, this is just one of the "pump up" songs. I have a feeling his album will be the shady/marshall/eminem we all know and love.