RETURN OF THE KIWII
2 decades ago...a mighty newb named Kiwii started a campaign against Nb's strongest moderator..BiBi...During the conflict , they both had fiercing battles...But Kiwii got owned , and along with his fruit army , he got thrown in the depths of BiBi's toillet , forever to wander and cry his own noobness in the sewer...Until now!
2 decades ago...a mighty newb named Kiwii started a campaign against Nb's strongest moderator..BiBi...During the conflict , they both had fiercing battles...But Kiwii got owned , and along with his fruit army , he got thrown in the depths of BiBi's toillet , forever to wander and cry his own noobness in the sewer...Until now!
A Dark Street
Random Noob : Shit!!!!*gets phone out of the pocket*C'mon!!!! *dials 911*
Versuvio's Office
Versuvio is doing some paperwork , when the phone rings
*picks up*
Versuvio : yeah ?
Noob : I'm being chased by a certain someone with a higher post count...HEEEEEEEEEELP!
Versuvio : Hang in there!!!*yells* NEXUS!!!!!
Nexus(smells plastic rose):WHAT!!
Versuvio:Skip the make up and go to the 39th district.We got a newbie being chased by a higher post
Nexus:F*ck no!!!!
Versuivo:-.-...ZANJI!!!!!!
Zanji:*snores*
Versuvio:REI !!!!!!!!!
Rei:*chases butterflies in the courtyard
Versuvio:GRIM!!!!!!!!!!
Grim:*Tries to solve already solved rubic cube*
Versuvio:MadMax!!!!!!!
MadMax:Go help him urself >_<
Versuvio:*de-mods*
MadMax:T_T
Versuvio:*sigh*BiBi
BiBi:*drinks cup of blood*:Yes.
Versuvio:Could you please...
BiBi:Why of course...NOT
Versuvio:SOME-F*CKING-ONE ????????????
Nexus, BiBi, MadMax,Grim : Hell-F*cking NOEZ !!!!
Zanji:*snores*
Rei:*eats butterfly*
[1 day later in a random place
Natsu Dragonil is walking
Alimujitaba : Natsu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu Dragonil : >_> <_< ...yeah....
Alimujitaba: Did u hear about last night's attack ?????????????????????????????????????????another newbie was killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsu Dragonil: So why the marks ?
Alimujitaba: What marks ???????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Natsu Dragonil : ._______.
NB councyl
Versuvio : I hope you realise , ladies , and laddies, that we are dealing with A very serious problem.Lately, low-post users have been attacked by a certain someone v_v...We must stop him no matter what or he will grow strong enough to kill us all...gentlemen ... NB might not be the same again
Grim : *gasp*
MadMax:*gasp*
BiBi:*gasp*
Rei:*gasp*
Nexus:*gasp*
Zanji:*snores*
Nexus:So what are we gonna do about it
Versuvio:i want you all to scout districts 29, 34, 12 , 39, and 25
Rei:I still don't get it...why name our only 5 districts like that when we could simply name them 1,2,3,4 and 5
Versuvio:shaddap...and move---ur----a$$es !!!!
Zanji:*snores*
Versuvio:Oh!One more thing...The victims were found naked and they had no butts...i don't know what that means but ... watch ur pants...and butts
12th district
Natsu is walking on his way home
*bush noise*
Natsu:Wtf ???
A certain someone shows himself
The certain someone: Natsu....
Natsu:no..nooooo...who are you ? how do you know my name... what do you want from me ?
TCS:Eat A$$ i want
Natsu:*gets turkey ass out of the bag* All yours...but leave me alone...
TCS:-.-' me want u ass!!!
Natsu:
The scene turns into Pacman and TCS chases Natsu all over...till the game is intrerupted by...
TCS:BB!!!!!!!!!!!!
BiBi:THE CERTAIN SOMEONE! Run Natsu, RUUUN!!!
Natsu:*runs*
TCS:A...while...has...it...been!!!!
BiBi:YOU!!!
Kiwii:Me...
BiBi:U cunt! I thought i killed you 4 ever
Kiwii
ead can't I beBiBi:why do you look and talk like a frog .-.
Kiwii:Know you don't ? Yoda Master created was by combining genes the of a kiwii with the ones of a human
BiBi:So u started attacking higher posts now ?
Kiwi:Of your concern none that is
BiBi:nvm...prepare to die...again!
Kiwii:In your a$$ no interest have i developped ,,, Eat I only male a$$es...Will i live you let for now *vanishes*
What is Kiwii up to ? What will BiBi do about it ? Why only male a$$es ? Next Chapter : Memories from the Sewer
