No forests on (flat) earth

[YowYan]

For the past few months an interesting topic has been encircling the internet and I thought it'd be a nice scifi read for all on here. As the title says; No forests on flat earth. I, personally can't find any logic in the ''flat earth'' theory but it really isn't mentioned at all in the no forests on earth theory.


This specific theory originates from a Russian guy who uploaded it on youtube himself a few months back. The scientific community apparently claims these giant mesa(table) shaped mountains to have been formed by lava outbursts but has claimed no certainty on the matter. Which should be impossible as when you look at the devil's tower mesa or the giant's causeway in Ireland, you'll see perfectly straight hexagonal columns on the sides of the base which should remind you of plant organisms. Anywho, the images on here should be more than enough for you to realize what this topic is about in short. More in-depth explanations will be provided in the links I'll share, for the ones that seem interested. Tell me what you think of this.

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[Hagoromo Reanimation]

Yeah I was watching that Video acouple of months ago that scientist got people so mad lmao ,it was so many people in the comment section calling him stupid but none of them could refute straight hexagonal columns theory. One person said it he was certain sound vibration that did it but the way some of curve I doubt it , If those are indeed giant plant life the method of dating evolutionist use for dating rocks is wrong. That would mean scientist have been lying to us the whole time which I wouldn't be surprised, I remember Sweden scientist saying king tut was European with no African ancestry but his was grandmother queen tye had E1b1 Haplo type African DNA lmao.

 

[Lelouch Vii Britannia]

Interesting

 

[Filosoofis]

Earth is obviously flat only dumb goyims would think otherwise



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I also saw someone make a thread about those rocks and trees in /pol/ some time ago.

 

[Sagebee]

Yeah I was watching that Video acouple of months ago that scientist got people so mad lmao ,it was so many people in the comment section calling him stupid but none of them could refute straight hexagonal columns theory. One person said it he was certain sound vibration that did it but the way some of curve I doubt it , If those are indeed giant plant life the method of dating evolutionist use for dating rocks is wrong. That would mean scientist have been lying to us the whole time which I wouldn't be surprised, I remember Sweden scientist saying king tut was European with no African ancestry but his was grandmother queen tye had E1b1 Haplo type African DNA lmao.

Wait so he's proposing these mountains are in reality ancient trees I'm not understanding the reason why and how does this relate to flat earth theory

 

[Оdin]

Find me the fossilized bones (and the tools) of the giant who cut down those "trees". I'll wait.

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[patrickscott]

Look even ancient civilizations knew the earth was flat for god's sake the scientist who discovered haleys comet believed it was flat!

 

[Avani]

For the past few months an interesting topic has been encircling the internet and I thought it'd be a nice scifi read for all on here. As the title says; No forests on flat earth. I, personally can't find any logic in the ''flat earth'' theory but it really isn't mentioned at all in the no forests on earth theory.


This specific theory originates from a Russian guy who uploaded it on youtube himself a few months back. The scientific community apparently claims these giant mesa(table) shaped mountains to have been formed by lava outbursts but has claimed no certainty on the matter. Which should be impossible as when you look at the devil's tower mesa or the giant's causeway in Ireland, you'll see perfectly straight hexagonal columns on the sides of the base which should remind you of plant organisms. Anywho, the images on here should be more than enough for you to realize what this topic is about in short. More in-depth explanations will be provided in the links I'll share, for the ones that seem interested. Tell me what you think of this.

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Eh....

I suppose he was referring to mesa itself as flat earth, instead of talking about the Earth as a flat planet. But no, scientist do not make random claims about what a mountain is made of, out of thin air.

Lava outbursts lol- Isn't he talking about igneous rocks? ( don't feel like watching the video. Not going to increase hit count for a half baked research scholar).

 

[Hagoromo Reanimation]

Wait so he's proposing these mountains are in reality ancient trees I'm not understanding the reason why and how does this relate to flat earth theory

Yeah I honestly never understood that part either he should have gave it a better title in my opinion.

 

[nefraiko]

clearly kienzan traces. and some people still claim that dragon ball is made up by Toriyama.

 

[Kingu]

Earth is obviously flat only dumb goyims would think otherwise



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I also saw someone make a thread about those rocks and trees in /pol/ some time ago.

This is fake, how come there's no clouds??

 

[Wabbit]

That is not a good way to spend all your free time on the Internet.

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

Earth is obviously flat only dumb goyims would think otherwise



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I also saw someone make a thread about those rocks and trees in /pol/ some time ago.

LMFAO dat pic

 

[Trúth]

Watched half of the first video...no way this guy is a scientist.

 

[Arian]

just gonna leave this here:

[video=youtube;VNqNnUJVcVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs[/video]

 

[YowYan]

Find me the fossilized bones (and the tools) of the giant who cut down those "trees". I'll wait.

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Look even ancient civilizations knew the earth was flat for god's sake the scientist who discovered haleys comet believed it was flat!

Implying a giant big enough to cut down mountains manually existed. Brilliant.

The flat earth part is only mentioned in the original video from the russian guy who's accent is too strong to follow. I did not share the original video. The three videos I did share are more informative anyways.

Eh....

I suppose he was referring to mesa itself as flat earth, instead of talking about the Earth as a flat planet. But no, scientist do not make random claims about what a mountain is made of, out of thin air.

Lava outbursts lol- Isn't he talking about igneous rocks? ( don't feel like watching the video. Not going to increase hit count for a half baked research scholar).

No, he actually talks about flat earth but I should have mentioned I did not add the original video. The three I DID share are more informative and leave out the flat earth theory completely.

And yes, according the scientific community these hexagonical columns are formed by lava and specifically this part is discussed in all the sources I've shared in the bottom. Here is an image of the columns of giant's causeway that look like stemcells (plantlife) in comparison to actual lava. Igneous rocks are indeed mentioned and looked into in these researches. Give it a thaught atleast, Ira. It's actually more puzzling as you deem it to be.

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just gonna leave this here:

[video=youtube;VNqNnUJVcVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs[/video]

Pay attention, it's not about flat earth. The original video in which the Russian did mention the flat earth theory is not shared in this thread.

Watched half of the first video...no way this guy is a scientist.

It's a woman talking though and in the first half of the video, the basics to understand the topic are explained and in the second half they go more in depth. She talks at a slow pace so your patience will be tested.

 

[Avani]

No, he actually talks about flat earth but I should have mentioned I did not add the original video. The three I DID share are more informative and leave out the flat earth theory completely.

And yes, according the scientific community these hexagonical columns are formed by lava and specifically this part is discussed in all the sources I've shared in the bottom. Here is an image of the columns of giant's causeway that look like stemcells (plantlife) in comparison to actual lava. Igneous rocks are indeed mentioned and looked into in these researches. Give it a thaught atleast, Ira. It's actually more puzzling as you deem it to be.

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I gave it a thought- unfortunately one of the subjects I studied in school was geology and the other botany. It's been a while and I have been out of touch but I have studied rock compositions, formations and what not as well as cell structure of trees. The chapter on all the chemical reactions at a given temperature, and pressure going inside as magma cools was a headache.

You mean polygonal basalt rock columns:

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Magma Cooling and Crystallization. As the magma rises through the earth towards the surface, it begins to cool. At any time the temperature around it drops below about 2000o C, the melted minerals in the magma begin to crystallize. If the magma cools slowly, large individual grains form, and a rock is created in which the mineral grains are visible without the aid of a microscope. If the magma cools rapidly, the rocks that forms is composed of millions of tiny grains too small to see with the naked eye. This is because the silicate minerals that make up igneous rocks have a range of temperatures at which they crystallize. If you move through that range quickly, only fine grained crystals can form, and if you move slowly through that temperature range, large grains have time to form. If a magma moves rapidly towards the surface and is erupted onto the surface of the earth, it cools very rapidly and forms a fine-grained volcanic, or extrusive rock. If the magma is trapped in a crevice below the surface, it cools slowly and forms a coarse-grained intrusive rock.

Occasionally you can observe unusual textures or structures that are related to the rate of cooling of a magma. In the photograph below a basaltic rock that cooled very quickly displays columnar jointing due to contraction in the crystallizing rock.

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Basalt columns form as sort of dessication cracks pretty much like drying mud cracks. The main difference is the temperature : basalt is cooling down quite rapidly and by doing so it starts shrinking. Of course this shrinking process starts at the surface, which is either air or more likely another, cool rock. And from that contact the shrinking process slowly develops into the depth, forming longer and longer columns. These can grow to many meter length, depending on the thickness of the original basalt lava flow. In some cases, such as the Devils Tower in Wyoming, the basalt columns may reach even 100 m length and more, but that surely is an exceptional length.

So basalt columns, magnificient as they are , are a result of cooling down and shrinking. Or is there possibly an alternative explanation ? Well, there is indeed, at least for the Giants Causeway : it is the legend of the giant Finn MacCool and his rival Fingal long, long time ago :

Finn McCool was an Irish Giant and lived on an Antrim headland and one day when going about his daily business a Scottish Giant named Fingal began to shout insults and hurl abuse from across the channel. In anger Finn lifted a large rock and threw it at the giant as a challenge, but the rock landed in the sea.

Fingal retaliated with a rock thrown back at Finn and shouted that Finn was lucky that he wasn’t a strong swimmer or he would have made sure he could never fight again.

Finn was enraged and began lifting huge boulders of rock from the shore, throwing them so as to make a pathway for the Scottish giant to come and face him. However by the time he finished making the crossing he had not slept for a week and so instead devised a cunning plan to fool the Scot.

Finn diguised himself as a baby in a cot and when his adversary came to face him Finn’s wife Oonagh told the Giant that Finn was away but showed him his son sleeping in the cradle. The Scottish giant became apprehensive, for if the baby was so huge, what size would the father be?

In his haste to escape Fingal sped back along the causeway Finn had built, tearing it up as he went. He is said to have fled to a cave on Staffa which to this day is named ‘Fingal’s Cave’.

The bridge was destroyed, but to this very day you can visit and see its remains on the opposite shores : The Giants Causeway in Northern Ireland and the equally impressive Fingals Cave on the Island of Staffa in Scotland.

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You may as well check out different types of igneous rocks as not all of the them are the same. e.g. Granite ( acidic rocks) Basalt ( basic rocks) :

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I don't know where you are going with 'image resembling with plant' shapes or structures and flat earth theories. Maybe I should find some images of brain coral and make a theory on how images of our brains looks physically similar. There are a lot of structures that look similar despite being different.

 

[YowYan]

You mean polygonal basalt rock columns:

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You may as well check out different types of igneous rocks e.g. Granite ( acidic rocks) Basalt ( basic rocks) :

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I don't know where you are going with 'image resembling with plant' shapes or structures and flat earth theories. Maybe I should find some images of brain coral and make a theory on how images of our brains looks physically similar. There are a lot of structures that look similar despite being different.

Yes, that's what I said in a simplified manner aside of the fact I called it 'hexagonal' (6-sided polygon) as though that shape is more abundant in, for example, the devil's tower basalt columns. So the govt funded website says.

The copy+paste you shared is a piece of information that's discussed in the videos. And as the part you shared suggests, there is no certainty on the way these basalt columns were formed. Their explanation is because the basalt lava cooled down subterraniously, it ended up with this form as a result. Which is still but an assumption. And I wonder how the columns can bend quarterpipe ways into the earth (just like..) and still hold its column form.

I just told you you could leave out the 'flat earth theory' bit as it is not of relevance to this topic.

As for your question regarding why I mentioned stem cells of plants and compared it to mesa's;

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The crosscut resembles that of some of the mesa mountaints. Some mesa's even show rings resembling the rings of a crosscut tree. Not to mention the shape you see in the crosscut of the stem cell.

p.s. I read your edit at the top of your post *thumbs up* It's a fascinating science. Too bad the geology and rock formations part in my course was very basic. I had to discuss these kind of topics with the teacher without the schoolbooks as a guide. Which we'd have very limited time for with all the study pressure.

 

[Avani]

Yes, that's what I said in a simplified manner aside of the fact I called it 'hexagonal' (6-sided polygon) as though that shape is more abundant in, for example, the devil's tower basalt columns. So the govt funded website says.

The copy+paste you shared is a piece of information that's discussed in the videos. And as the part you shared suggests, there is no certainty on the way these basalt columns were formed. Their explanation is because the basalt lava cooled down subterraniously, it ended up with this form as a result. Which is still but an assumption. And I wonder how the columns can bend quarterpipe ways into the earth (just like..) and still hold its column form.

I just told you you could leave out the 'flat earth theory' bit as it is not of relevance to this topic.

As for your question regarding why I mentioned stem cells of plants and compared it to mesa's;

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The crosscut resembles that of some of the mesa mountaints. Some mesa's even show rings resembling the rings of a crosscut tree. Not to mention the shape you see in the crosscut of the stem cell

Was this the original video:

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It's more like you want to believe in it than it actually providing any compelling evidence. You are willing to ignore the scientific explanations over a theory of giant trees... And who knows who cut them and how..

I have seen enough of creationist and flat earth theorists hardheadedness to bother for more than the copy paste I already shared. You have fun with your hobby.

 

[YowYan]

Was this the original video:

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It's more like you want to believe in it than it actually providing any compelling evidence. You are willing to ignore the scientific explanations over a theory of giant trees... And who knows who cut them and how..

I have seen enough of creationist and flat earth theorists hardheadedness to bother for more than the copy paste I already shared. You have fun with your hobby.

That's the original video, yes.

At bold: That's the big mystery if it were to be true. And no, there are no suggestions in the theory of what have might be the cause if there were one. As for the scientific explanations; Noone is ignoring it, and like I said multiple times, the scientific community claimed no certainty on their explanations. And when you go in-depth, some explanations do not make much sense.

There's still a lot key points you're missing out on regarding this topic but if one goes in with the intent to counter, instead of absorb, it's better to just walk away. Which is what you choose to do and that's owkay.

And no, I honestly wish it is not true. That would mean our world would have been somewhat like James Cameron's Avatar and that would be kind of depressing when you look at present day earth.