LOL, that first reason. Sorry to hear, I'll do my best.
Good start, good start. As long as you have the motivation and conviction, you can learn a lot.
I'll give a quick briefing on Kage Bunshins:
First: Clones can perform various attacks all at the same time. Indeed, imagine if you had four clones in front of you all release different jutsus at you at the exact moment. Dangerous, no?
Second: It is hard to tell the difference between the real you and clones. Only the Sharingan is able to tell such differences, or normally, people just godmode this in battle.
Third: Being able to combo greatly with split-second jutsus - imagine seeing several attacks coming at you at all directions.
Fourth: Distraction in general - for example, a clone used Thunder Up, and caused an explosion, the enemy will be drawn to the noise and you could then take advantage of this.
Fifth: Release of Genjutsu.
Sixth: Sacrifice for information.
Seventh: Increase of field of vision. Blind spots.
Eight: Human Shield.
I'll go over each of these when we learn the actual jutsu.
I will also be going over:
Field of vision.
Handseals.
Range.
Timing of jutsu.
They are all very important in any battle so I hope you can get an idea of how to RP properly in the future.
First off, let's talk about Ninja weapons.
The first, most basic one is the Kunai.
Explain to me how one would work and how you think you would use it in a fight.
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