Dawan.. I already learned the first one :T_T:
y u doin dizz to me :'(
I gathered my chakra and focussed on it. I released it and manipulated it on a long range distance from me, in the sky and I projected an image of myself, and it started to talk.. about life.. and stuff >_> Your clone turned around and was distracted by the projection. He grabbed a bag of popcorn and listened to what the projection was telling about life...and stuff >_>
I grabbed a kunai out of my pouch. I held it in front of me and looked at it. It wasn't very sharp, a little bit dirty; not a beautiuful kewl kunai. I threw the kunai away and grabbed another kunai, and I could see that this one was never used. All shiny and very sharp. I put my finger into the kunai hole and rotated the kunai around my index finger, testing the kunai's weight. I grabbed the kunai normally with my right hand, and with my left hand I pulled out 3 white explosive tags with red borders. I bought those explosive notes yesterday, so they were all beautiful and clean, no dirt spots. I tied all 3 explosive notes to the kunai with a small piece of wire. So now 3 explosive notes were attached to one kunai. I attached the 3 explosive notes to eachother as well, so that they would form a parachute in the air if there would be enough air resistance. I looked at your clone. He was standing exactly 7 meters in front of me. He wasn't looking at me, luckely he was still distracted by the projection. I put my index finger in the ring of the kunai, and I swung it into the air, in an angle of 70 degrees, so that the kunai would be launched high into the air. Once the kunai reached the dead center, it would start to fall down on the clone, but because of the air resistance the paperbombs turned into a parachute, cuasing the kunai to float, slowly descending on the clone. The paperbomb-kunai parachute was now 40 cm above the clone. I performed the confrontation handseal and detonated the explosive tags. The parachute explode right above the clone, creating a huge explosion and dealing enough damage to the clone to cause it to disperse. *poof*