MadaraUprisingUchiha
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(NINJA TERROR(RANDOM FUN!)
This is my first fanfic so it won't be perfect and it's random fun so yea....
Madara Uchiha: Hey Hellsbadass what'cha doin?
Hellsbadass: Making a bomb .-. .
Madara Uchiha: FOR WHAT?!
Hellsbadass: To have fun.
Madara Uchiha: Okay
*cat walks into room no one notices*
Hellsbadass: Be careful this bomb will blow if a cat is in the room for 30 seconds.
Madara Uchiha:I like cats
*cat says "Meow"*
Hellsbadass: HOLY SHIT!(throws cat out of the window) That was close.
Madara Uchiha: Aren't you allergic to cat hair?
Hellsbadass: ... aaa.aaaa.aahh CHU!!!!
(mean while hellsbadass and Madara Uchiha are getting new bodies because of high degree burns)
Tsunadehime:So BishamonSama whats or ninja terror attack today?
BishamonSama: It's simple we will kill Gatsndshanks.
Tsunadehime: You mean the hobo pervert next to the Blood Tavern?
BishamonSama: Yes i do, and brb*throws crap at a monkey randomly*
Tsunadehime: ... So how are we gonna do this?
Bishamon Sama we have to wait for Madara Uchiha and Hellsbadass first.
(Madara Uchiha and Hellsbadass come out of hospital and meet BishamonSama and Tsunadehime)
Madara Uchiha & Hellsbadass: Whats the plan?
*Bishamon pulls out the blue prints*
Bishamon: CRAP THESE ARE um....My um....Students porno mags.
Madara Uchiha: hehehehe*is still starring*
Bishamon:Okay,here's the real plan.I will be outside of the naruto inc. studios talking to Gat's Code name Kishi about filler episodes of naruto. Tsunadehime and Hellsbadass will go under ground and plant their explosives.
Hellsbadass: Better not be no cats cuz my insurance is goin down >_>.
Bishamon: Okay..... Madara will take this Barret 50. Cal and keep it on Gat's head and wait for the go from Hellsbadass when the bomb is planted.If any alarms go off or you get spotted your on your own. Our get away cars will be in houses around the corner with a new set of clothes and a face mask.Also there will be many guards and national leaders we want them dead too,thats why hellsbadass has the explosions.Also i heard 1 of you is a double agent if i find out...I'll kill you.
Madara Uchiha: I get to shoot people!
Tsunadehime: *naruto naruto nartuo*
Bishamon: *stabs self* No one ever takes me seriously D:.
Hellsbadass: I like pie .-.
Hellsbadass: EK!
(3 days later)
Madara Uchiha:Bishamon i'm in place Target is outside it's your scene.
Bishamon:I'm coming around the corner now how many of them are there?
Madara Uchiha: Dammit i can't count i think it's 5.
Bishamon: Okay Hellsbadass and Tsunadehime bomb set?
*hellsbadass has Tsunadehime tied on a rope forcing her to watch Bleach 199*
*a garganta appears and ichigo comes out*
Ichigo: Hellsbadass I've come for you!...This is a SEWER HOLY SHIT!*ichigo dies MWUHAHAHAHA!*
Hellsbadass: Yes....
Bishamon:We'res Tsunadehime?
Hellsbadass:uhhh she's in the bathroom..
Bishamon: Okay.
*Bishamon gets every one to talk to him Madara Uchiha takes aim*
Madara Uchiha:*sees Mizu and Gat and 3 other un known targets* Shit Mizu wasn't suppost to be here until i killed Bishamon.
Bishamon: What?!
Madara Uchiha: Bye,Bye....
*Madara Uchiha sucks with the barret 50.cal so he shoots Bishamon in his chest and not the head*
*mizu body flickers to Madara*
Mizu: Good Job young one.
Hellsbadass: Whats goin on up there.
*Madara Crushes his ear piece*
Hellsbadass: Hello?! HELLO?!
*cat walks into sewer*
*Gat's and other 3 unknown targets appear of roof also*
Hellsbadass: SHIT!
Hellsbadass: *calls medicare* Am i covered?*medicare,"No you are not for the last fuckin TIME!*
Madara Uchiha: Did i do good Mizu Leader?
Mizu:You did jsut fine....
Next time: On Ninja Terror,Will Bishamon survive will hellsbadass be covered and will kishi stop movin fillers ,Find out next time on ninja terror...(plz leave replies and remember this is my first so it's not that good
(madara uchiha uprising isn't this madara that was a typo)*it was the first madara uchiha*
This is my first fanfic so it won't be perfect and it's random fun so yea....
Madara Uchiha: Hey Hellsbadass what'cha doin?
Hellsbadass: Making a bomb .-. .
Madara Uchiha: FOR WHAT?!
Hellsbadass: To have fun.
Madara Uchiha: Okay
*cat walks into room no one notices*
Hellsbadass: Be careful this bomb will blow if a cat is in the room for 30 seconds.
Madara Uchiha:I like cats
*cat says "Meow"*
Hellsbadass: HOLY SHIT!(throws cat out of the window) That was close.
Madara Uchiha: Aren't you allergic to cat hair?
Hellsbadass: ... aaa.aaaa.aahh CHU!!!!
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(mean while hellsbadass and Madara Uchiha are getting new bodies because of high degree burns)
Tsunadehime:So BishamonSama whats or ninja terror attack today?
BishamonSama: It's simple we will kill Gatsndshanks.
Tsunadehime: You mean the hobo pervert next to the Blood Tavern?
BishamonSama: Yes i do, and brb*throws crap at a monkey randomly*
Tsunadehime: ... So how are we gonna do this?
Bishamon Sama we have to wait for Madara Uchiha and Hellsbadass first.
(Madara Uchiha and Hellsbadass come out of hospital and meet BishamonSama and Tsunadehime)
Madara Uchiha & Hellsbadass: Whats the plan?
*Bishamon pulls out the blue prints*
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Bishamon: CRAP THESE ARE um....My um....Students porno mags
.Madara Uchiha: hehehehe
*is still starring*Bishamon:Okay,here's the real plan.I will be outside of the naruto inc. studios talking to Gat's Code name Kishi about filler episodes of naruto. Tsunadehime and Hellsbadass will go under ground and plant their explosives.
Hellsbadass: Better not be no cats cuz my insurance is goin down >_>.
Bishamon: Okay..... Madara will take this Barret 50. Cal and keep it on Gat's head and wait for the go from Hellsbadass when the bomb is planted.If any alarms go off or you get spotted your on your own. Our get away cars will be in houses around the corner with a new set of clothes and a face mask.Also there will be many guards and national leaders we want them dead too,thats why hellsbadass has the explosions.Also i heard 1 of you is a double agent if i find out...I'll kill you.
Madara Uchiha: I get to shoot people
!Tsunadehime: *naruto naruto nartuo
*Bishamon: *stabs self* No one ever takes me seriously D:.
Hellsbadass: I like pie .-.
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Hellsbadass: EK!
(3 days later)
Madara Uchiha:Bishamon i'm in place Target is outside it's your scene.
Bishamon:I'm coming around the corner now how many of them are there?
Madara Uchiha: Dammit i can't count i think it's 5.
Bishamon: Okay Hellsbadass and Tsunadehime bomb set?
*hellsbadass has Tsunadehime tied on a rope forcing her to watch Bleach 199*
*a garganta appears and ichigo comes out*
Ichigo: Hellsbadass I've come for you!...This is a SEWER HOLY SHIT!*ichigo dies MWUHAHAHAHA!*
Hellsbadass: Yes....
Bishamon:We'res Tsunadehime?
Hellsbadass:uhhh she's in the bathroom..
Bishamon: Okay
.*Bishamon gets every one to talk to him Madara Uchiha takes aim*
Madara Uchiha:*sees Mizu and Gat and 3 other un known targets* Shit Mizu wasn't suppost to be here until i killed Bishamon.
Bishamon: What?!
Madara Uchiha: Bye,Bye....
*Madara Uchiha sucks with the barret 50.cal so he shoots Bishamon in his chest and not the head*
*mizu body flickers to Madara*
Mizu: Good Job young one.
Hellsbadass: Whats goin on up there.
*Madara Crushes his ear piece*
Hellsbadass: Hello?! HELLO?!
*cat walks into sewer*
*Gat's and other 3 unknown targets appear of roof also*
Hellsbadass: SHIT!
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Hellsbadass: *calls medicare* Am i covered?*medicare,"No you are not for the last fuckin TIME!*
Madara Uchiha: Did i do good Mizu Leader?
Mizu:You did jsut fine....
Next time: On Ninja Terror,Will Bishamon survive will hellsbadass be covered and will kishi stop movin fillers ,Find out next time on ninja terror...(plz leave replies and remember this is my first so it's not that good
(madara uchiha uprising isn't this madara that was a typo)*it was the first madara uchiha*
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