lol i can define all types of "noob"
Newbie
A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new
Newb
A term used to describe a inexperienced gamer/person/etc. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually wants to get better
Neeb
A neeb is a "super noob." A noob that surpasses the common noob in noobieness. Use when somebody really, really sucks and is pissing you off.
Noob
A person who is new to a game. A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or competence to be competitive in a certain game. Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking. One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.
Noobie
A person who is new at playing an online game and/or is bad at it.
Nooblet
A nooblet is even more noobish than a noob; a nooblet usually has no idea what is going on, even if you are do something incredibly simple
Nooblish
A crude dialect that noobs speak in; often involves insults, the number one thousand, three hundred thirty-seven typed multiple times. Also involves "L" and "O" typed in rapid sucession. numbers are also common in words. You can type some basic noobish by bashing your head against a keyboard several times, and misspelling words.
Nub
one who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.