Nerdy Jokes

[Cloudbuster]

I'll start :
Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek near an old house. Einstein is the first to seek, so he turns around, closes his eyes and starts to count to ten. Pascal runs behind the house and hides behind the bush. Newton draws m2 on the ground right behind where Einstein is standing and stands on it.
Einstein finishes counting, opens he's eyes, turns around and says:
- Got you Newton.
- It's not me.
- Stop goofing around Newton - says Einstein - you're standing right here in front of me.
- Yes, I'm standing in front of you, but I'm not Newton. I'm Pascal. 1 Pa = 1 N/m2

- guess there are no more nerds on NB

 

[Scooby Doo]

LOL it was not that funny but I get the joke

 

[-S-]

Not bad..

*An Electron and a Proton walk into a bar*

Electron: Would you like anything to drink?
Proton: No thank you..
Electron: You sure?
Proton: I'm positive.

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

I'm not gonna lie. I giggled a little bit.

 

[Οdin]

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Slightly funny...

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

That's pretty good. I also like this one:
Yo mamma so fat, she has mass regardless of whether the Higgs Boson exists.

 

[Wang]

Good news, I'm not a nerd

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Good news, I'm not a nerd

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[Wang]

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Seriously, I didn't even crack a smile

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Seriously, I didn't even crack a smile

That doesn't mean you aren't a nerd. It just means you don't have a scientific sense of humor.

 

[Wang]

That doesn't mean you aren't a nerd. It just means you don't have a scientific sense of humor.

Only a nerd would say something like this

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Only a nerd would say something like this

True. I never claimed I wasn't a nerd though.

 

[Wang]

True. I never claimed I wasn't a nerd though.

Right, I'm the one claiming this

 

[Scooby Doo]

Wang and Sadpanda trolled the thread U_U

^ nerdy joke

 

[Wang]

Wang and Sadpanda trolled the thread U_U

^ nerdy joke

Only a nerd would point something like this out

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Right, I'm the one falsely claiming this

Fixed it for you.

Wang and Sadpanda trolled the thread U_U

^ nerdy joke

That's how we roll.

 

[Wang]

That's how we roll.

This is how you roll...

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[kmrasengan]

lmao keep going you 2.

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

This is how you roll...

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No, this is how I roll:

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lmao keep going you 2.

Done.

 

[kmrasengan]

No, this is how I roll:

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Done.

Thank you kind sir. U_U