need to get sick on purpose...

[Hammy120290]

Instead of eggs and meat Scar...maybe Raw Chicken?

Probably more effective......you will definately be off school especially if you leave it out for a bit.

 

[Sonne]

set yourself on fire O_O

eat raw eggs and meat

have a friend run over your legs

have a friend kick you in the testicles really hard so one of them sticks up in your body

drink lava lamp fluid

drink bong water

do acid

get really wasted and say your sick

"accidentally" chop your hand off with dads miter saw

call a hooker and get herpes O_O

get head lice

just go to school, and beat the hell out of someone O_O

Jizz,he wants to skill school not to be like this guy :

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[Yüme1]

-_-, fake, act like your sick.

 

[~Kaylie~]

you just act like you don't feel good then tell your parents you threw up.that always works for me

 

[Karmolo]

Grow some balls and face them.... or break a leg

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Maybe you should spend less time here, thinking of ways to get out of work, and use that time to well, actually work?

 

[BatteryMunkey]

Make urself throwup.. its all the rage these days

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[Karmolo]

Maybe you should spend less time here, thinking of ways to get out of work, and use that time to well, actually work?

so true couldn't say it better myself, nice work Liliana

 

[gamahiro]

"MoOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOoommmMMMMMMmmm!!!"
"Yes dear?"
"I just tinkled from my bum. Is that normal?"
"errr..."
then proceed to shove your fist down your throat
"Sweety?"
* sob * "Yeah?"
"Did you just throw up?"
"Uh huh."
mission accomplished

 

[SLaYeRZ]

hey i got a peerfect idea tell u wat at break fast pretend ur ill and then when ur mom brings the thermometer to mewasure ur temperature dip it in the glass of milk (remember the glass of milk should be warm) just put the thermometer in the glass of milk for 5 seconds then put it back in ur mouth then when ur mom sees ur temperature she will tell u to stay home hehehhe

thnx... actually worked!!!
i've actually done all my homework and projects now
but instead of using warm milk i use really hot water from the shower
once again... THANKS!

:ghehe:

 

[Dr Octogonapus]

Simple.

Just say your dog ate your homework got sick and died from the ink you used and now your mourning and too upset about your dogs death to do the 2 tests and major project.

Have fun.

 

[Flaw]

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[ZK]

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WTF, why did you not warn people about the terrible content of your link?!?!

 

[SLaYeRZ]

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Suggestion...

Plz warn poeple of the worst before they enter the link
Some poeple might be out cold for a week after they watched this gay vid

 

[Flaw]

WTF, why did you not warn people about the terrible content of your link?!?!

Suggestion...

Plz warn poeple of the worst before they enter the link
Some poeple might be out cold for a week after they watched this gay vid

You don't see a cold coming.
You don't see this coming.
If he wants to get sick, he doesn't really need a warning.

 

[akhira 231]

hmmmm............ drink some juice then coffee then milk then eat cheese then eat banana.... that works.... or just drink a spoiled milk... XD

 

[~Ash~]

i don't think giving any advise will help now coz times is up.....but it will definately give some idea to other user on how to skip school

 

[SLaYeRZ]

You don't see a cold coming.
You don't see this coming.
If he wants to get sick, he doesn't really need a warning.

well at least have a sign saying PG!

and by PG i mean Prominent Gayness...