need to get sick on purpose...

[SLaYeRZ]

ok... i do not want to go to school tomorrow
i didn't do my homework, I have 2 tests and my project which is not finished is due tomorrow...
plz help me... i don't want to get screwed by my teachers tomorrow

 

[Faust]

Commit suicide.

 

[<3 Pesh <3]

Yeah, what Faust said.
Because if you do that you'll be doing us, you and your school a favor.

 

[SKTupac]

get ur self in to a fight and say that you were attacked and injured badly xd

Just say ur sick, u dont have to be sick, pretend ur sick.

 

[Sade]

Drink some chlorine,and you are gonna be like shit >.>

But actually,I prefer Faust's advice <.<

 

[SLaYeRZ]

Yeah, what Faust said.
Because if you do that you'll be doing us, you and your school a favor.

Not funny guys... If you have time to say trash like this do it in the spam forums, or something...

Pretending to get sick is a good idea but i've done that before and when my mom checks my temp, it's low and she said that it's okay and that i can survive school.

 

[Michael92]

Dou!xd Say that your having a headache, or that you're not feeling too well and that it feels like you're going to throw up any moment.
She can't "temp" that

 

[Shayan]

hey i got a peerfect idea tell u wat at break fast pretend ur ill and then when ur mom brings the thermometer to mewasure ur temperature dip it in the glass of milk (remember the glass of milk should be warm) just put the thermometer in the glass of milk for 5 seconds then put it back in ur mouth then when ur mom sees ur temperature she will tell u to stay home hehehhe

 

[Kyla]

ok... i do not want to go to school tomorrow
i didn't do my homework, I have 2 tests and my project which is not finished is due tomorrow...
plz help me... i don't want to get screwed by my teachers tomorrow

wow well that sucks. that's what you get for spending too much time on NB.

fake stomach aches.. always works for me :y

 

[Rambo200]

<div class="bbWrapper"><b><i><u><span style="color: DarkOrange">At breakfast or before eating it pretend that ur stomach is paining anf=d then tell ur mom that it is pset. The best idea as ur mother will not check ur shit. And tell some lies tha u ate a spoilt food the day before</span></u></i></b></div>

 

[Hammy120290]

I know!

Spoiler

Don't be such a child. Get your ass into school and deal with the consequences of your laziness.

Man up.

Grow some balls.

Do your homework next time.

Don't moan to us about it.

In future ask Fred & George Weasleyto help you skip school

 

[Deidara22]

Why not just ask a friend to help do your homework for you? Or just drink seven cups of coffee and pull an all-nighter doing your work?

 

[~ Cero ~]

Just swallow tooth paste? O.O

 

[ZK]

Why not just ask a friend to help do your homework for you? Or just drink seven cups of coffee and pull an all-nighter doing your work?

Grow balls like Hammy said, and do your homework like 22 said, if you don't like coffee, drink red bulls...

Do it

 

[Sonne]

drink red bulls...

He wants to skip school,not to grow wings.

 

[Hammy120290]

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[ZK]

He wants to skip school,not to grow wings.

If you've ever grown wings from drinking red bulls, you must've been really stoned .

 

[Sonne]

If you've ever grown wings from drinking red bulls, you must've been really stoned .

B...bb...bu...but the dogie grew wings. wease:

 

[Taka]

put your forehead by a heater, get it hot, then say you got a temp... or eat alot of sweets and icecream. xd

 

[Scarface]

set yourself on fire O_O

eat raw eggs and meat

have a friend run over your legs

have a friend kick you in the testicles really hard so one of them sticks up in your body

drink lava lamp fluid

drink bong water

do acid

get really wasted and say your sick

"accidentally" chop your hand off with dads miter saw

call a hooker and get herpes O_O

get head lice

just go to school, and beat the hell out of someone O_O