Random Squatala Guardsman 1: Hey, Ba! You know what I hate? Giant meteors that fall right outta nowhere and kill everybody.
Random Squatala Guardsman 2: You know what? I hate them too.
Part Two to the fresh-popping, hip-hopping, zig-zagging, adrenaline-pumping, long-awaited meteoric hit: NB Wars Episode - The Propo-kaslaviarum Part One.
Random Hot News Reporter Chick: We're here live, from Squatala's home base where a giant meteor had just hit quintessential, democrat and renowned leader of Squatala, TOBI along with a blast radius up to approximately 6.5km around the crashing site. We have here the ONLY survivor of the tragic disaster, xXKhaled RaizenXx. xXKhaled RaizenXx, could you brief us on how you actually survived this unpredicatble disaster and your regards towards this accident that killed the near-unprecedentedly immortal TOBI.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Well, everything was as it always was. TOBI was up in his hyper mode as usual, scouring the entire place for the last remnants of his cookies, while the others, well, they're not that important. As for me, I had too much lasagna and had to defecate. I went to the ONLY nuclear-shielded bathroom in the base. And when I got out, it was all already like this. Honestly, I only feel heart-broken towards the cafeteria that's now shattered in pieces and even more pieces now that everybody's stepping all over it- Hey you, GTFO!!111
Faceless: *thinks* Must be stealthy.. Must not wake Bibi up or she will hang my ass 40 feet up high on a f*cking skyscraper..
Bibi: *snores*
Faceless: *thinks* Stupid potato chip..
Bibi: *snores some more*
Faceless: *thinks* Damn toy..
Faceless: O.O
Bibi: *sleeps soundly as if undisturbed*
Faceless: Phew!
Faceless: *thinks* Ah, shit.
Faceless: >.< >.o <--- Series of unnecessary emotions
Bibi: *continues snoring*
Faceless: Wow, she's a heavy sleeper.
Bibi: *suddenly wakes up* Who? Wha? Wher? What? Who the hell said that?
Faceless: This just keeps getting more and more f*cked up.
Neutrino00: So.. What's it gonna be? Your head or your forearm...?
Sage106: *sweats* .. Surprise me!
Neutrino00: Bold move... Very well.. AAAHHHHHH!
Sage106: AAAHHHHHH!!
Neutrino00: AAAHHHHHH!!! *takes out a chalk and draws a line connecting a matchstick figure to a left forelimb.. on the drawing board!*
Tenzu: Yup, Sage loses this round. Unless he can guess the final two letters on F_CK YO_!, he'll lose for sure.
Neutrino00: Damn straight! One more life, Sage106. Go on, is it a 'M' or a 'G'? Cause I'd really go for 'Z' if I were you.
Tenzu: What.. *coughs* The.. *coughs* F*ck?!?! *coughs coughs*
Ganryu Shiba: *puffs* *puffs* Ichigo! Everyone! I've come all the way from Seiretei along with Kenpachi to help you battle against the goddamn rumored Arranca- Huh? <.< >.> This isn't Hueco Mundo!
Neutrino00: No shit, Sherlock! Whoa,
Sage106: *gasps* It's a Bleach Anime Character! What do you think he's doing in a NB FanFic?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: *seriously pops out of nowhere* Obviously, in his state of tension to rescue his friends, he confused reality.. with fantasy.. like this FanFic right here. And of course, we all know for a solid fact that "Reality" = Baaad, as for "Fantasy".. gooood. ^^
Sage106: Where the hell did you pop out from? I could've sworn this room was locked secured with a titanium TP-7 deoxidizing, state of the art steel plating.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Your fly's open.
Sage106: Holy shit!
Neutrino00: So, Raizen. Any word from the top?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Are you insane? Or has playing card games for 47 straight hours finally corrupted your central intelligent brain core? TOBI's dead. And so is everybody else.
Tenzu and Neutrino00: ...
Sage106: Even kakashithunder?!?!
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Who the f*ck? I said 'everybody!'.
Sage106: o_o Even that cafeteria woman who's always giving us some pretty awesome snacks on a regular basis?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: DUDE! What part of 'everybody!' don't you get?!?!
Bishamon: I said 1 C4! Not the whole damn rucksack!
Madara Uchiha: Oh.. Well, that's explainable.
Bishamon: Nvm. *gasps* o_o It's.. It's... It's!
Bishamon and ragnaroc: It's Hellsbadass!
Bishamon and ragnaroc: Huh?
Madara Uchiha: Wah?
Hellsbadass: Wuh?
Bishamon: ragnaroc! You! ... Wait-! How the hell did you get here before us?
ragnaroc: Ha! Well.. You see.. umm.. uhh.. How DID we get here before them exactly, Carlie?
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Umm.. Well.. According to this map:
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: It doesn't make sense at all... <--- Debut Appearance!
-End of Part Two-
Major Steves: Prior to France's invasion over USA, our orders are clear: You are to kill the prisoner, then kill yourself and then kill me.
Private Ryan: I should've gone to college...
Note:
On hiatus for the next 4 weeks to allow enough screentime and spotlight for Bishamon's own
Credits:
Tenzu
The Faceless Shinobi
And that other guy who does all the editing, vocal casting, managing etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah and pretty much everything whose name has always seemed to escape me.
P.S.: The writer and co-writer wish to disclaim that no buildings were actually imploded in the making of this FanFic and all Bleach characters @ Ganryu Shiba, belong to Tite Kubo.
Random Squatala Guardsman 2: You know what? I hate them too.
Meanwhile...
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Part Two to the fresh-popping, hip-hopping, zig-zagging, adrenaline-pumping, long-awaited meteoric hit: NB Wars Episode - The Propo-kaslaviarum Part One.
16 days in the making! FTW!!111
Random Hot News Reporter Chick: We're here live, from Squatala's home base where a giant meteor had just hit quintessential, democrat and renowned leader of Squatala, TOBI along with a blast radius up to approximately 6.5km around the crashing site. We have here the ONLY survivor of the tragic disaster, xXKhaled RaizenXx. xXKhaled RaizenXx, could you brief us on how you actually survived this unpredicatble disaster and your regards towards this accident that killed the near-unprecedentedly immortal TOBI.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Well, everything was as it always was. TOBI was up in his hyper mode as usual, scouring the entire place for the last remnants of his cookies, while the others, well, they're not that important. As for me, I had too much lasagna and had to defecate. I went to the ONLY nuclear-shielded bathroom in the base. And when I got out, it was all already like this. Honestly, I only feel heart-broken towards the cafeteria that's now shattered in pieces and even more pieces now that everybody's stepping all over it- Hey you, GTFO!!111
While nearly 80% of Squatala's major forces were wiped out in a single hit and also while it is still unconfirmed if Bibi did bring about this cruel disaster with her own fingers or not, Faceless had just finished taking care of the measly, almost useless guards that were guarding Bibi's room entrance.. with everybody else unaware of the idiotic intruder...
The door crept with an uneasy sound and Bib- oh wait, "Mistress Bibi" lied there sleeping like a baby..
Faceless: *thinks* Must be stealthy.. Must not wake Bibi up or she will hang my ass 40 feet up high on a f*cking skyscraper..
Faceless began tip-toeing but as fate would have it, his first step landed on a potato chip *crunches*
Bibi: *snores*
Faceless: *thinks* Stupid potato chip..
Next, Faceless' second step brought him upon a random squeaky toy *squeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak* realizing the danger, he slowly steps off *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
Bibi: *snores some more*
Faceless: *thinks* Damn toy..
Then, confident that the toy was the last obstacle which could impede his truly genius plan, his third step eventually triggers on a song from one of Bibi's own personalized inventions: a MP4/CP5/GKRAM 6.7/CD-Walkman/TV/Vacuum Cleaner/Toilet Cleaner/Phone/Computer/ Sony Player DVD Backdrive.
*I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DE- * Faceless quickly turns the damn thing off.
*I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DE- * Faceless quickly turns the damn thing off.
Faceless: O.O
Bibi: *sleeps soundly as if undisturbed*
Faceless: Phew!
After that, Faceless stepped on a few more- well, let's say, just an unnumerable amount of another 500 random obstacles while on his 16-feet journey to Bibi's wardrobe until.. he slipped on a banana peel. Apparently, his fall sparked off a toy gun which fired a harpoon to the bowling ball on the uppermost shelf which also caused it to crash down on a see-saw propelling a Mickey Mouse lighter on the other end onto a firecracker, lighting it in the process.
Faceless: *thinks* Ah, shit.
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Faceless: >.< >.o <--- Series of unnecessary emotions
Bibi: *continues snoring*
Faceless: Wow, she's a heavy sleeper.
Bibi: *suddenly wakes up* Who? Wha? Wher? What? Who the hell said that?
Faceless: This just keeps getting more and more f*cked up.
Meanwhile... Back to Neutrino00 and Sage106. At a 'Secret Hideout' which I have never heard of even if I am making this up as I go. 22nd November 2008. 22 09 PM. In a room where tables and chairs are but abundant.
Neutrino00: So.. What's it gonna be? Your head or your forearm...?
Sage106: *sweats* .. Surprise me!
Neutrino00: Bold move... Very well.. AAAHHHHHH!
Sage106: AAAHHHHHH!!
Neutrino00: AAAHHHHHH!!! *takes out a chalk and draws a line connecting a matchstick figure to a left forelimb.. on the drawing board!*
Tenzu: Yup, Sage loses this round. Unless he can guess the final two letters on F_CK YO_!, he'll lose for sure.
Neutrino00: Damn straight! One more life, Sage106. Go on, is it a 'M' or a 'G'? Cause I'd really go for 'Z' if I were you.
Suddenly... An explosion!
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Tenzu: What.. *coughs* The.. *coughs* F*ck?!?! *coughs coughs*
Ganryu Shiba: *puffs* *puffs* Ichigo! Everyone! I've come all the way from Seiretei along with Kenpachi to help you battle against the goddamn rumored Arranca- Huh? <.< >.> This isn't Hueco Mundo!
Neutrino00: No shit, Sherlock! Whoa,
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.Sage106: *gasps* It's a Bleach Anime Character! What do you think he's doing in a NB FanFic?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: *seriously pops out of nowhere* Obviously, in his state of tension to rescue his friends, he confused reality.. with fantasy.. like this FanFic right here. And of course, we all know for a solid fact that "Reality" = Baaad, as for "Fantasy".. gooood. ^^
Sage106: Where the hell did you pop out from? I could've sworn this room was locked secured with a titanium TP-7 deoxidizing, state of the art steel plating.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Your fly's open.
Sage106: Holy shit!
Neutrino00: So, Raizen. Any word from the top?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Are you insane? Or has playing card games for 47 straight hours finally corrupted your central intelligent brain core? TOBI's dead. And so is everybody else.
Tenzu and Neutrino00: ...
Sage106: Even kakashithunder?!?!
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Who the f*ck? I said 'everybody!'.
Sage106: o_o Even that cafeteria woman who's always giving us some pretty awesome snacks on a regular basis?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: DUDE! What part of 'everybody!' don't you get?!?!
On the other hand... Another wicked-ass explosion occurs.
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The smoke clears..
Bishamon: I said 1 C4! Not the whole damn rucksack!
Madara Uchiha: Oh.. Well, that's explainable.
Bishamon: Nvm. *gasps* o_o It's.. It's... It's!
Bishamon and ragnaroc: It's Hellsbadass!
Bishamon and ragnaroc: Huh?
Madara Uchiha: Wah?
Hellsbadass: Wuh?
Bishamon: ragnaroc! You! ... Wait-! How the hell did you get here before us?
ragnaroc: Ha! Well.. You see.. umm.. uhh.. How DID we get here before them exactly, Carlie?
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Umm.. Well.. According to this map:
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xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: It doesn't make sense at all... <--- Debut Appearance!
-End of Part Two-
Major Steves: Prior to France's invasion over USA, our orders are clear: You are to kill the prisoner, then kill yourself and then kill me.
Private Ryan: I should've gone to college...
The chapter of this FanFic is dedicated to the loving memory of
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who was a man of great talents. He was a great man. His accomplishments were many and numerous. As to what to say about him, well, f*ck! cause I haven't got anything. Let us take a brief, silent moment and reminisce on the great memories we've shared with him over the past few miserable months. Amen.Note:
On hiatus for the next 4 weeks to allow enough screentime and spotlight for Bishamon's own
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.Credits:
Tenzu
The Faceless Shinobi
And that other guy who does all the editing, vocal casting, managing etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah and pretty much everything whose name has always seemed to escape me.
P.S.: The writer and co-writer wish to disclaim that no buildings were actually imploded in the making of this FanFic and all Bleach characters @ Ganryu Shiba, belong to Tite Kubo.
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