Part 2 to the the best-selling, multi award-winning, sensational, page-turning, big hit: NB Wars Episode 1 - I.D.I.O.T Part One.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an electromagnetically-powered laser amplifier*
ragnaroc: Nope. Not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out a steam-runned chainsaw*
ragnaroc: Umm. Nope. Still not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an executor's axe*
ragnaroc: How many times do I have to repeat myself? Not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an ordinary can-opener*
ragnaroc: Just right.
Madara Uchiha: *winks*
Meanwhile... At Squatala's Camp. 5th November 2008. 03 56 AM. Mess Room.
Tenzu: WHOA?!?!?! Didn't see you there.. How the hell are you doing that?
TOBI!: Leasquuikdhacikittcaht.. Wahtaresuuuduingghear?
Tenzu: What?
TOBI!: I said: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?
Tenzu: Could.. Could you mind repeating that?
TOBI!: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!
Tenzu: o.o I know it's just me but uhh.. I can't understand what you're saying.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu with a stick* Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!?!
Tenzu: Look, the hitting is not gonna help. I can't.. I can't make words of what you're trying to say.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu again* Wahhtdahaillreuutuinghearr?!?!?!
Tenzu: I swear to God, there's nothing in the English dictionary that sounds anything like that.
TOBI!: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!?!?!?!
Tenzu: Look, I don't even know if that was a question.. or a declarative speech.
TOBI!: Stapf*klinkagroouirtndwiitfhmidanttelmi.. Wahhtdahaillreuutuinghearr?!?!?!
Tenzu: I'd REALLY, REALLY like to answer your questions. I just.. I just don't know that they f*cking ARE.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu even harder* WAHTRUSUUUUUUUDDDDUINHHEEEEARE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tenzu: Oh, god.. At least give me something to work with here. A noun, a verb, anything, write on a piece of paper. Anything.
TOBI!: *smacks Tenzu with a fish* WAHTRUSUUUUUUUDDDDUINHHEEEEARE?!?!?!
Hellsbadass: Oh god, it's finally done.
ragnaroc: Have you ever seen anything so substantial that packs such a heavy duty?
Madara Uchiha: Uh.. If I may have an opinion, I- <--- Intentionally cutting short Madara's screen-time
Hellsbadass: Not only is it ponderous in size, it put up a pretty good fight too.
ragnaroc: Damn.. Shit..
Hellsbadass: I know.. It's whack.
Faceless: Hey guys. What'd I miss? Oh, I see you just finished blending that colossal watermelon there. I'll go get the glasses.
Neutrino00: You gotta excuse Tobi. He talks like that when he's half-asleep like ever since the cookie factory got shut down for Bibi's new, hip amusement park. He took it the hardest.
Tenzu: Hmm. And why haven't you killed me off yet?
Neutrino00: TOBI!'s policies. Section XIV. Sub-section VIII. All members of the prestigious clan are to welcome any dumbass who has accidentally ventured off into Squatala's property. This order remains in activation until there is no further need to hospitalize the venturers or if they are Bibi's followers or just consequential rape-asses.
Tenzu: Damn.. Shit..
Neutrino00: I know.. It's whack.
-End of Part Two-
Sergeant Fields: Mr. President, whatever you do, don't push that big, red button right there that immediately launches the nearest nuclei missile to France.
Barack Obama: You mean this button?
Barack Obama: Whoops!
We last left Faceless f*cked in one of the most private, most horrible place a guy can ever end up in, Bibi's room.
In the intriguing process of the castration of an individual, 3 of Bibi's finest slaves gathered together to impose the correct and rightful judgement on an intruder.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an electromagnetically-powered laser amplifier*
ragnaroc: Nope. Not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out a steam-runned chainsaw*
ragnaroc: Umm. Nope. Still not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an executor's axe*
ragnaroc: How many times do I have to repeat myself? Not gay enough.
Hellsbadass: *takes out an ordinary can-opener*
ragnaroc: Just right.
Madara Uchiha: *winks*
Okay, this is just wrong. We'll just redirect from here to where Tenzu currently is right now.
Meanwhile... At Squatala's Camp. 5th November 2008. 03 56 AM. Mess Room.
While Tenzu's strangling a perfectly-innocent hamster, little did he know, doom was about to befall him as it slowly crept its way over to his back.. without getting noticed.
Tenzu slowly turns around and observers the surroundings but there was nobody there. He comes back to choking the hamster to death with a hammer when all of a sudden, TOBI! appeared hanging down from the roof.
Tenzu: WHOA?!?!?! Didn't see you there.. How the hell are you doing that?
TOBI!: Leasquuikdhacikittcaht.. Wahtaresuuuduingghear?
Tenzu: What?
TOBI!: I said: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?
Tenzu: Could.. Could you mind repeating that?
TOBI!: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!
Tenzu: o.o I know it's just me but uhh.. I can't understand what you're saying.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu with a stick* Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!?!
Tenzu: Look, the hitting is not gonna help. I can't.. I can't make words of what you're trying to say.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu again* Wahhtdahaillreuutuinghearr?!?!?!
Tenzu: I swear to God, there's nothing in the English dictionary that sounds anything like that.
TOBI!: Wahtaresuuuduingghear?!?!?!?!
Tenzu: Look, I don't even know if that was a question.. or a declarative speech.
TOBI!: Stapf*klinkagroouirtndwiitfhmidanttelmi.. Wahhtdahaillreuutuinghearr?!?!?!
Tenzu: I'd REALLY, REALLY like to answer your questions. I just.. I just don't know that they f*cking ARE.
TOBI!: *whacks Tenzu even harder* WAHTRUSUUUUUUUDDDDUINHHEEEEARE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tenzu: Oh, god.. At least give me something to work with here. A noun, a verb, anything, write on a piece of paper. Anything.
TOBI!: *smacks Tenzu with a fish* WAHTRUSUUUUUUUDDDDUINHHEEEEARE?!?!?!
Later that night, as the two continued to fail in establishing a communicative foothold, making racial remarks on color differences in the process and even as far as President Obama, Neutrino00 was making his way over to the kitchen for his routine screening of back-to-back Naruto reruns when he stumpled upon the two buffoons.
Meanwhile, back to Faceless...
Hellsbadass: Oh god, it's finally done.
ragnaroc: Have you ever seen anything so substantial that packs such a heavy duty?
Madara Uchiha: Uh.. If I may have an opinion, I- <--- Intentionally cutting short Madara's screen-time
Hellsbadass: Not only is it ponderous in size, it put up a pretty good fight too.
ragnaroc: Damn.. Shit..
Hellsbadass: I know.. It's whack.
Faceless: Hey guys. What'd I miss? Oh, I see you just finished blending that colossal watermelon there. I'll go get the glasses.
Meanwhile, back again at Squatala's Camp...
Neutrino00: You gotta excuse Tobi. He talks like that when he's half-asleep like ever since the cookie factory got shut down for Bibi's new, hip amusement park. He took it the hardest.
Tenzu: Hmm. And why haven't you killed me off yet?
Neutrino00: TOBI!'s policies. Section XIV. Sub-section VIII. All members of the prestigious clan are to welcome any dumbass who has accidentally ventured off into Squatala's property. This order remains in activation until there is no further need to hospitalize the venturers or if they are Bibi's followers or just consequential rape-asses.
Tenzu: Damn.. Shit..
Neutrino00: I know.. It's whack.
-End of Part Two-
Sergeant Fields: Mr. President, whatever you do, don't push that big, red button right there that immediately launches the nearest nuclei missile to France.
Barack Obama: You mean this button?
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Barack Obama: Whoops!
No hamsters were actually harmed in the making of this FanFic. We also would like to apologize for cutting off 75% of Madara Uchiha's screen-time as he is only a slightly important character for now.
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