~Star wars intro soundtrack in background~
NB Star Wars, The non fail edition
Long time ago in a galaxy far far away in your PC
The restless galaxy is at war
The Republic are stood up against The Seperatist droid armies
Both sides are at equal military power
However the droid armies are vastly duplicating and growing
The Jedi Council call up a meeting to determine the next steps of the Republic
NB Star Wars, The non fail edition
Long time ago in a galaxy far far away in your PC
The restless galaxy is at war
The Republic are stood up against The Seperatist droid armies
Both sides are at equal military power
However the droid armies are vastly duplicating and growing
The Jedi Council call up a meeting to determine the next steps of the Republic
The round jedi meeting room is filled with Masters as the meeting begins.
Jedi Master : We must take action immediately to tip the balance between our forces, we cannot allow the Seperatists to keep getting more vast in numbers as we sit here and do nothing.
Other Master : I agree, we mus-
Before the other master can finish his sentence, a hologram activates revealing a clone
Clone : We have urgent news from the front in the Failmino system, the Seperatists have launched an attack on the planet, and we are requesting immediate reinforcements!
Jedi Master : Answer to this call for help, we must. Send a lesser ranked Jedi that has the ability to help defeat the attack, but would lack the brain power to stay alive. Lose unnecessary weight this way, we will.
Other Master : I agree to Master Roku's plan.
The other masters agree on the plan
Master Roku : Who send, shall we ?
Jedi Master : My student may go, He has battle skill, but lacks the Brain power to actually keep him alive, last training session, he cut off his own arm with his lightsaber while trying to slice a wall in half.
Other Master : Master Kaze, he was trying to slice..... a wall in half?
Master Kaze : Exactly my point why we should send him.
Master Roku : I agree.
The masters yet again all agree
Other Master : Don't hesitate, Kaze, for worthless lives are at stake.
Master Kaze : I'm on my way, Master Flaw.
Master Flaw : May the win be with you, and your apprentice until he finishes his battle, then may he cut his head off.
Other Master : I heard Kaze's apprentice's head is empty, he'd propably live a few days without it like a Cockroach.
Master Kaze : *mumbles while leaving* you're one to talk.
Master Roku : Grant him an escort of a single battalion of clones, well use them to reinforce the system.
A few days later, the council receives a report from the clones in the Failmino system.
Clone : That crazy maniac destroyed all droids, raped one alien female that wasn't able to make it out of the system in time and also ate my taco and burrito combo !
Master Kaze : And what is his status now ?
Clone : Don't know.. He went missing after the battle.
Master Flaw : His existence was insignificant to the Win. Hopefully, he managed to somehow reduce his body to dust during the battle and we won't have to bother our asses to order a gravestone for him.
Other master : Master Flaw, how's your search for your previous apprentice going?
Master Flaw : Haven't found a single trace of him, Emperor.
Master Emperor : Good, good.
Master Roku : Vital information of the council he holds, Flaw. Invest more time into his searches, you should.
Master Flaw : I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't forgotten it all yet.
Master Roku : His attraction to the Fail has become troublesome.
Master Emperor : Let's talk about other matters, Master Kirabi, is no longer amongst us.
Master Roku : Yes... Disturbance in the Win, I felt, his death - the cause of it, must be.
Master Flaw : I thought that was just that bad pizza I ate..
Master Roku : How did he die ?
Master Emperor : He was seen fighting someone, who was not a sith, but goes by the name of Theos. The fight ended, when they neared a lake where Kirabi attempted to recharge his stamina by inserting his Lightsaber into a lake.
Master Shigure : We never managed to convince him that he's not a robot that can recharge by shocking himself -_-....
Master Roku : A grave loss, this is. Where is his body ??
Master Emperor : His body was seen to be dragged away by his opponent.
Master Roku : Hmmm.. know about who this Theos is, I would like to.
Master Emperor : Search parties have already been enlisted and are scanning the nearby systems. However Kirabi's loss wasn't in vain, the battalion he led was able to take over the droid base within the system and our territory has expanded.
Master Roku : Very well, are there any more topics about which discuss, we must ?
The masters in the council remained silent
Master Roku : Very well, Council meeting is done.
Next Episode - Prologue part II, The sith council.
