Gamahiro: Only three witnesses?
Yarduat says with an evil smile.
Yarduat: Three is all that I will require to prove the injustice hidden within his acts, Mr. Gamahiro.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Well, well it looks like he's finnaly getting serious.
Yarduat puts his hands together creating a hand sign.
Yarduat: KAGE BUSHIN NO JU-!
Caliburn hits Yarduat on the back of the head, interrupting his jutsu.
Caliburn: What did I tell you?
Yarduat: You said no more jokes. But this isn't a joke.
Nexus puts the palm of his hand on his head as his elbow rests on his stand, making a Face Palm.
Nexus (To himself): Sigh. I'm dealing with children.
Gamahiro then smiles evily.
Gamahiro: No, no I think he might be going somewhere with this.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): I thought you said he was a crackpot and a-
Gamahiro hit Hyperion upside the head.
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Shut up!
Yarduat: At least someone believes in me.
Gamahiro: Sure, anything for a friend.
He smiles his evil smile wider.
Hyperion taps Gamahiro on his shoulder.
Gamahiro: What do you want, fool?
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): He's an idiot; why are you letting him continue with this BS?
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Because if he goes on he'll look even more like an idiot and then the court will arrange another court date for you so they can find a better procecuter, and that way we would have more time to prepare our defense. Even though we both know you're guilty as hell.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Oh, good idea Gamahi-
Nexus: If it pleases the court then Yarduat, you may continue. But if you make another joke I swear to god I'm throwing something, so you better be going somewhere with this!
Yarduat: Okay, okay fine..... What was I doing again?
Nexus's nose starts bleeding.
Yarduat: What was that?
Nexus: Nothing, just an anurism from sheer stupidity.
Yarduat: Wow, Nexus. I didn't know you were that stupid.
Nexus screams loud in anger of Yarduat.
Nexus: That's it!
Nexus picks up his gavel and goes to throw it at Yarduat, but Zise manages to stop him.
Zise: Can't we just get on with this?
Nexus: R-right.
Nexus then looks over to Zise.
Nexus: But as soon as this is over, I want a restraining order placed on that guy.
Nexus points to Yarduat, who is smiling while nodding his head back and forth as if he was listening to music.
Nexus: There is definatly something wrong with that kid...
Caliburn: Just get on with it.
Yarduat: I would like for Hyperion to report to the stand.
Hyperion just sits there and Gamahiro hits him.
Gamahiro: Go and sit on the stand on the left and Yarduat will ask you some questions.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Please don't leave me a lone with that guy.
He looks over to Yarduat who is smiling evilly and glaring at Hyperion while giggling quietly.
Gamahiro: O_O You'll be fine...
Gamahiro throws Hyperion into the booth beside the judge.
Hyperion: Ouch...
Gamahiro (To himself): I think.
Yarduat is already at Hyperion's stand and he slams his hand down on the stand in an angry manner.
Yarduat: Where were you on the night of the 24th!!?
Caliburn makes a face-palm.
Hyperion: What?
Yarduat: The night of the 24th; where were you!?!?
Hyperion: What does that have to do with anything?
Yarduat: That's the date these reports were filed. Wasn't it?
Caliburn, still holding his face-palm, adds a second hand to his gesture of disappointment.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): How was I unlucky enough to end up with HIM!?!?
Nexus (Trying to Whisper to Caliburn): I know how you feel.
Yarduat: A-hem! Please go on, Mr. Hyperion.
Hyperion: No, it wasn't.
Yarduat: Oh. Then, when was it?
Hyperion: I got infractured on the 27th.
Yarduat: I see... And, Mr. Caliburn, did you infracture Mr. Hyperion the same day the reports were filed?
Caliburn lifted his head from his hands.
Caliburn: Huh?
Yarduat: Did you infracture Mr. Hyperion the same day the reports were filed, or did you do it later? Or maybe before...
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Is he actually going somewhere?
Caliburn: No, I infractured him a day after the reports were filed; I wasn't on when they were submitted.
Yarduat: So, according to my sources, Mr. Hyperion was flaming threads on the 26th, then. Very interesting...
Gamahiro's jaw dropped and Caliburn rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Even Nexus's hair almost fell away from his eye as he realized that Yarduat actually did something relavent to the case.
Gamahiro (To himself): How did he do that!?!?
Hyperion: Wait... Did you jus-
Yarduat: I'm sorry, but I'm the one asking the questions now; not you. Now, you were infractured for flaming, and not just flaming, but on a topic not even relavent to the thread. Is this true?
Hyperion crossed his arms.
Hyperion: I don't have to tell you anything; I have the right to remain silent.
Yarduat: And yet, you keep talking. Choose; do you want to talk, or do you want to be silent?
Hyperion: HEY-!
Yarduat: I don't want to hear another word from you unless you're going to say something relavent to the case; you either excersize your right to remain silent, or you tell me what I want to hear.
Hyperion: Who are you, my mother!?
Yarduat: Maybe I should've been; you obviously need to be raised better.
Hyperion: You're mother's a-
Yarduat turned away from Hyperion to make a dramatic statement to everyone.
Yarduat: Ladies and gentlemen! And Hyperion! I would just like to say that this right here not only proves that Mr. Hyperion will insult people easily, but it also proves that he get's off topic. This gives my client unarguable motive to infracture the kid.
Once again, everyone's jaw dropped as they realized what Yarduat had accomplished.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Maybe the kid acutally know's what he's doing...
Nexus: While I'm honestly impressed, you're technically not allowed to insult the victim. Or anyone in the courtroom, for that matter.
Yarduat: I apologize, your honor. I got a little carried away. Now, Mr. Hyperion,
Hyperion: Yes?
Yarduat: Would you like a lolly-pop?
Caliburn once again made a face-palm.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): or maybe he doesn't.
Yarduat says with an evil smile.
Yarduat: Three is all that I will require to prove the injustice hidden within his acts, Mr. Gamahiro.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Well, well it looks like he's finnaly getting serious.
Yarduat puts his hands together creating a hand sign.
Yarduat: KAGE BUSHIN NO JU-!
Caliburn hits Yarduat on the back of the head, interrupting his jutsu.
Caliburn: What did I tell you?
Yarduat: You said no more jokes. But this isn't a joke.
Nexus puts the palm of his hand on his head as his elbow rests on his stand, making a Face Palm.
Nexus (To himself): Sigh. I'm dealing with children.
Gamahiro then smiles evily.
Gamahiro: No, no I think he might be going somewhere with this.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): I thought you said he was a crackpot and a-
Gamahiro hit Hyperion upside the head.
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Shut up!
Yarduat: At least someone believes in me.
Gamahiro: Sure, anything for a friend.
He smiles his evil smile wider.
Hyperion taps Gamahiro on his shoulder.
Gamahiro: What do you want, fool?
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): He's an idiot; why are you letting him continue with this BS?
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Because if he goes on he'll look even more like an idiot and then the court will arrange another court date for you so they can find a better procecuter, and that way we would have more time to prepare our defense. Even though we both know you're guilty as hell.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Oh, good idea Gamahi-
Nexus: If it pleases the court then Yarduat, you may continue. But if you make another joke I swear to god I'm throwing something, so you better be going somewhere with this!
Yarduat: Okay, okay fine..... What was I doing again?
Nexus's nose starts bleeding.
Yarduat: What was that?
Nexus: Nothing, just an anurism from sheer stupidity.
Yarduat: Wow, Nexus. I didn't know you were that stupid.
Nexus screams loud in anger of Yarduat.
Nexus: That's it!
Nexus picks up his gavel and goes to throw it at Yarduat, but Zise manages to stop him.
Zise: Can't we just get on with this?
Nexus: R-right.
Nexus then looks over to Zise.
Nexus: But as soon as this is over, I want a restraining order placed on that guy.
Nexus points to Yarduat, who is smiling while nodding his head back and forth as if he was listening to music.
Nexus: There is definatly something wrong with that kid...
Caliburn: Just get on with it.
Yarduat: I would like for Hyperion to report to the stand.
Hyperion just sits there and Gamahiro hits him.
Gamahiro: Go and sit on the stand on the left and Yarduat will ask you some questions.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Please don't leave me a lone with that guy.
He looks over to Yarduat who is smiling evilly and glaring at Hyperion while giggling quietly.
Gamahiro: O_O You'll be fine...
Gamahiro throws Hyperion into the booth beside the judge.
Hyperion: Ouch...
Gamahiro (To himself): I think.
Yarduat is already at Hyperion's stand and he slams his hand down on the stand in an angry manner.
Yarduat: Where were you on the night of the 24th!!?
Caliburn makes a face-palm.
Hyperion: What?
Yarduat: The night of the 24th; where were you!?!?
Hyperion: What does that have to do with anything?
Yarduat: That's the date these reports were filed. Wasn't it?
Caliburn, still holding his face-palm, adds a second hand to his gesture of disappointment.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): How was I unlucky enough to end up with HIM!?!?
Nexus (Trying to Whisper to Caliburn): I know how you feel.
Yarduat: A-hem! Please go on, Mr. Hyperion.
Hyperion: No, it wasn't.
Yarduat: Oh. Then, when was it?
Hyperion: I got infractured on the 27th.
Yarduat: I see... And, Mr. Caliburn, did you infracture Mr. Hyperion the same day the reports were filed?
Caliburn lifted his head from his hands.
Caliburn: Huh?
Yarduat: Did you infracture Mr. Hyperion the same day the reports were filed, or did you do it later? Or maybe before...
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Is he actually going somewhere?
Caliburn: No, I infractured him a day after the reports were filed; I wasn't on when they were submitted.
Yarduat: So, according to my sources, Mr. Hyperion was flaming threads on the 26th, then. Very interesting...
Gamahiro's jaw dropped and Caliburn rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Even Nexus's hair almost fell away from his eye as he realized that Yarduat actually did something relavent to the case.
Gamahiro (To himself): How did he do that!?!?
Hyperion: Wait... Did you jus-
Yarduat: I'm sorry, but I'm the one asking the questions now; not you. Now, you were infractured for flaming, and not just flaming, but on a topic not even relavent to the thread. Is this true?
Hyperion crossed his arms.
Hyperion: I don't have to tell you anything; I have the right to remain silent.
Yarduat: And yet, you keep talking. Choose; do you want to talk, or do you want to be silent?
Hyperion: HEY-!
Yarduat: I don't want to hear another word from you unless you're going to say something relavent to the case; you either excersize your right to remain silent, or you tell me what I want to hear.
Hyperion: Who are you, my mother!?
Yarduat: Maybe I should've been; you obviously need to be raised better.
Hyperion: You're mother's a-
Yarduat turned away from Hyperion to make a dramatic statement to everyone.
Yarduat: Ladies and gentlemen! And Hyperion! I would just like to say that this right here not only proves that Mr. Hyperion will insult people easily, but it also proves that he get's off topic. This gives my client unarguable motive to infracture the kid.
Once again, everyone's jaw dropped as they realized what Yarduat had accomplished.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): Maybe the kid acutally know's what he's doing...
Nexus: While I'm honestly impressed, you're technically not allowed to insult the victim. Or anyone in the courtroom, for that matter.
Yarduat: I apologize, your honor. I got a little carried away. Now, Mr. Hyperion,
Hyperion: Yes?
Yarduat: Would you like a lolly-pop?
Caliburn once again made a face-palm.
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): or maybe he doesn't.
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