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Zise: Introducing honorable judge Nexus. All rise!
Nexus walks into the courtroom wearing a large powdered wig. He sits down behind his podium, followed by everyone else, and then he takes off the wig.
Nexus: This thing itches like a-
Zise: Today's case; Hyperion against Caliburn. Would the defendant and plaintiff please come forwards?
Hyperion and Caliburn walked to the front of the courtroom, and sat down on their respective sides.
Gamahiro: Alright, so, you have the right to remain silent, which means that they can't call you to the stand. Or, at least, they can't make you say anything.
Hyperion nodded and Gamahiro just glared at him.
Gamahiro: You're allowed to speak, you just don't have to tell them anything.
Hyperion nodded again, and Gamahiro smacked him upside the head.
Nexus: Hyperion, you have been accused on the charge of flaming a thread; how do you plead?
Hyperion just sat there, and Gamahiro hit him again.
Gamahiro: You speak to him, just don't give information to Yarduat!
Hyperion (Whispers to Gamahiro): Do I say 'guilty'?
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Are you guilty?
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Maybe...
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): If you say 'guilty', the case is done and you get the punishment.
Hyperion: Innocent.
Gamahiro hit Hyperion again.
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): You don't say 'innocent'; you say 'not guilty'.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): I'm sorry, this is my first time in court!
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): I've seen your posts; keep it up, and you'll have have bruises.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): HEY!
Gamahiro hit Hyperion again.
Hyperion: Not guilty,
Gamahiro glared his emotionless toad eyes at Hyperion, and then moved his eyes towards Nexus.
Hyperion: your honor.
Nexus: I see... So we have to go through another trial, eh?
Nexus rested his elbows on his podium, put his face in his hands, and sighed a long, loud sigh. Then he turned his head towards Hyperion.
Nexus: Can't you just take the infraction and go on with your life?
Yarduat (Mumbles Quietly): I bet he could if he had a life.
Nexus then glared at Yarduat with one of his eyes covered by his hair making Yarduat shut up with his eye. Nexus then relaxes and looks back at Hyperion.
Nexus: I'll ask this again; can't you just take the infraction? It's just one, damn it!
Hyperion: No! Your honor.
Yarduat (Mumbles Quietly): Told you.
Nexus: Yarduat! You do not speak unless spoken to!
Yarduat: Sorry!
Nexus sighed.
Nexus: Would the prosecutor care to make his case?
Yarduat: Yes I would, your honor.
Yarduat stood from his seat, and opened his briefcase.
Gamahiro (To Himself): Where's my briefcase...?
Yarduat (Inner Thoughts): I wonder who's briefcase this is...
Yarduat: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, honroable judge Nexus, we are here today to convict Mr. Hyperion of flaming a thread beyond reasonable limits-
Zise: For the record, all, if not most flaming is boyond reasonable limits.
Yarduat: True, but if someone like Caliburn, who rarely gives out infractions, or at least tries not to, suddenly gives one out, then the situiation kinda speaks for it's self.
Yarduat glared over at Hyperion.
Yarduat: There must have been limits pushed, bent, and broken. While I cannot find the thread in here...
Yarduat searched through his suitcase and pulled out a thread of fabric.
Yarduat: This wouldn't be it, would it?
Caliburn: Enough jokes, Yard.
Gamahiro: Hey, that's my coat! And my briefcase!
Yarduat: Well if it's yours then why do I have it?
Gamahiro: Because you stole it from me you dumb as-
Yarduat looks over at the hair covering Nexus's other eye and starts thinking to himself as Gamahiro continues to yell at him.
Yarduat (Thinking): I wonder why he always has his eye covered by his hair... Maybe he has the sharingan!
Gamahiro: Are you even listening to me!?
Nexus interrupts Gamahiro.
Nexus: Thats enough, quit yelling or I will infract the both of you! And Yarduat, give Gama his briefcase back. Damn, what hell's wrong with you?
Yarduat: I have a short attention span.
Gamahiro: I can see that!
Yarduat hands Gamahiro's briefcase back to him and looks back at Caliburn who has his hand on his ban-hammer.
Caliburn: Enough with the jokes, Yard.
Yarduat: Fine, fine. But, my client has stated that he recieved three reports about Mr. Hyperion's flaming, and how he wasn't even talking about the thread anymore. It was beyond any and all reason. Mr. Hyperion is clearly guilty, and I have three witnesses to prove it!
Gamahiro: Only three witnesses?
Yarduat says with an evil smile.
Yarduat: Three is all that I will require to prove the injustice hidden within his acts, Mr. Gamahiro.
Caliburn (Inner Thoughts): Well, well. It looks like he's finnaly getting serious...
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Zise: Introducing honorable judge Nexus. All rise!
Nexus walks into the courtroom wearing a large powdered wig. He sits down behind his podium, followed by everyone else, and then he takes off the wig.
Nexus: This thing itches like a-
Zise: Today's case; Hyperion against Caliburn. Would the defendant and plaintiff please come forwards?
Hyperion and Caliburn walked to the front of the courtroom, and sat down on their respective sides.
Gamahiro: Alright, so, you have the right to remain silent, which means that they can't call you to the stand. Or, at least, they can't make you say anything.
Hyperion nodded and Gamahiro just glared at him.
Gamahiro: You're allowed to speak, you just don't have to tell them anything.
Hyperion nodded again, and Gamahiro smacked him upside the head.
Nexus: Hyperion, you have been accused on the charge of flaming a thread; how do you plead?
Hyperion just sat there, and Gamahiro hit him again.
Gamahiro: You speak to him, just don't give information to Yarduat!
Hyperion (Whispers to Gamahiro): Do I say 'guilty'?
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): Are you guilty?
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): Maybe...
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): If you say 'guilty', the case is done and you get the punishment.
Hyperion: Innocent.
Gamahiro hit Hyperion again.
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): You don't say 'innocent'; you say 'not guilty'.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): I'm sorry, this is my first time in court!
Gamahiro (To Hyperion): I've seen your posts; keep it up, and you'll have have bruises.
Hyperion (To Gamahiro): HEY!
Gamahiro hit Hyperion again.
Hyperion: Not guilty,
Gamahiro glared his emotionless toad eyes at Hyperion, and then moved his eyes towards Nexus.
Hyperion: your honor.
Nexus: I see... So we have to go through another trial, eh?
Nexus rested his elbows on his podium, put his face in his hands, and sighed a long, loud sigh. Then he turned his head towards Hyperion.
Nexus: Can't you just take the infraction and go on with your life?
Yarduat (Mumbles Quietly): I bet he could if he had a life.
Nexus then glared at Yarduat with one of his eyes covered by his hair making Yarduat shut up with his eye. Nexus then relaxes and looks back at Hyperion.
Nexus: I'll ask this again; can't you just take the infraction? It's just one, damn it!
Hyperion: No! Your honor.
Yarduat (Mumbles Quietly): Told you.
Nexus: Yarduat! You do not speak unless spoken to!
Yarduat: Sorry!
Nexus sighed.
Nexus: Would the prosecutor care to make his case?
Yarduat: Yes I would, your honor.
Yarduat stood from his seat, and opened his briefcase.
Gamahiro (To Himself): Where's my briefcase...?
Yarduat (Inner Thoughts): I wonder who's briefcase this is...
Yarduat: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, honroable judge Nexus, we are here today to convict Mr. Hyperion of flaming a thread beyond reasonable limits-
Zise: For the record, all, if not most flaming is boyond reasonable limits.
Yarduat: True, but if someone like Caliburn, who rarely gives out infractions, or at least tries not to, suddenly gives one out, then the situiation kinda speaks for it's self.
Yarduat glared over at Hyperion.
Yarduat: There must have been limits pushed, bent, and broken. While I cannot find the thread in here...
Yarduat searched through his suitcase and pulled out a thread of fabric.
Yarduat: This wouldn't be it, would it?
Caliburn: Enough jokes, Yard.
Gamahiro: Hey, that's my coat! And my briefcase!
Yarduat: Well if it's yours then why do I have it?
Gamahiro: Because you stole it from me you dumb as-
Yarduat looks over at the hair covering Nexus's other eye and starts thinking to himself as Gamahiro continues to yell at him.
Yarduat (Thinking): I wonder why he always has his eye covered by his hair... Maybe he has the sharingan!
Gamahiro: Are you even listening to me!?
Nexus interrupts Gamahiro.
Nexus: Thats enough, quit yelling or I will infract the both of you! And Yarduat, give Gama his briefcase back. Damn, what hell's wrong with you?
Yarduat: I have a short attention span.
Gamahiro: I can see that!
Yarduat hands Gamahiro's briefcase back to him and looks back at Caliburn who has his hand on his ban-hammer.
Caliburn: Enough with the jokes, Yard.
Yarduat: Fine, fine. But, my client has stated that he recieved three reports about Mr. Hyperion's flaming, and how he wasn't even talking about the thread anymore. It was beyond any and all reason. Mr. Hyperion is clearly guilty, and I have three witnesses to prove it!
Gamahiro: Only three witnesses?
Yarduat says with an evil smile.
Yarduat: Three is all that I will require to prove the injustice hidden within his acts, Mr. Gamahiro.
Caliburn (Inner Thoughts): Well, well. It looks like he's finnaly getting serious...
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