NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 2

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Nexus: Oh...that's right...the case...

~Yard~: NEXUS!!!

Nexus: What do you want!?

~Yard~: Nothing...I just like saying your name. It's all...Nexusys..

Nexus: Riiiight...on with the punishme- I mean case.

*Rag's uniform instantly turns green*

Scar: O_O Wtf was that?

Rag: I got premoted :D

Scar: F*** my life.

Nexus: so conclusion to this case?

Zise (To Nexus): Hellsbadass raped sanji, honestly, what did you expect? he's in here like 10 times a week...

Nexus: How Come we keep letting him go?

Zise (To Nexus): No 4 walls can contain his rape O_O

Nexus:...Not bad

Pineapple: So... Why are we still here?

Nexus: BECAUSE!!!.... I don't know. Yarduat, do you have anything to say?

Everyone in the courtroom was sitent.

Nexus: Yarduat!

Yard stared off into space, completely oblivious to his surroundings.

Nexus (Inner thoughts): FINALLY!! The annoying moron won't talk to-

~Yard~: Yeah, Nexus?

Nexus's eye twitched.

Nexus: Rag. Pop my thought bubble.

Rag: On it. Scar, pop Nexus's thought bubble.

Scar: He asked you to do it.

Rag: Yeah... And now I'm promoted, so I'm telling you to do it.

Scar: Do you realize how much I hate you right now?

Rag: Just do it, Scar!...or do you not care about your rank on Halo?

Scar: Damn U_U

Scarface walked over to the judge's podium and popped Nexus's thought bubble.

Nexus: Thank you, Scar. Now, Yarduat, why weren't you responing before?

Yard, who was preoccupied with drawing a picture, didn't respond to Nexus.

~Sanji~: What're you drawing, Yard?

~Yard~: A picture of Nexus having fun.

~Sanji~: I don't see anything.

~Yard~: It's harder than I thought it would be....

Hellsbadass (mummbling to himself): That's what she said.

Nexus: YARD!!!!

~Yard~: Yeah, Nexus?

Nexus: WHY THE F*** WEREN'T YOU RESPONDING EARLIER!?!?!?!?

~Yard~: 'Cause you weren't saying my name; it got changed to ~Yard~, but you can just call me Yard.

Nexus: When did you-?

~Sanji~: There's no difference.

~Yard~: Yes, there is. You see-

Gamahiro: May I request a new court date?

Nexus: Yes.

~Yard~: No. For, you see, I have an iron clad case on why Mr. Hellsbadass is completely, and without a doubt, GUILTY!!!

Pineapple: We know; that was decided about half an hour ago!

~Yard~: Oh, well then, I will come up with an iron-clad case on why Mr. Hellsbadass is actually INNOCENT!!!

Hellsbadass: Pfft! Good luck.

Gamahiro: Are you trying to steal my job?

Nexus: Yard, that's impossible.

~Yard~: Good, because I didn't have a plan.

Pineapple: Can we get back to the case?

Everybody who is not Pineapple: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nexus: Now, everyone, Get, The **** Out, Of My Court Room...NOW!!!

Zise (To Nexus): What about the next case...?

Nexus: Right, Next case. Ehm. NB staff Vs Dragon Lord.



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Note From The Authors: Sorry it took so long guys.
 
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Loved it!


Favorite part was the drawing part. Nexus having fun- It's harder than I thought it would be...


And I cannot wait till the next case!!!! It's already an epic win just by the title!
 

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Scar: F*** my life. <---- He says that quite a lot. Did you know that, or is it a coincidence?
I knew that :D

Loved it!


Favorite part was the drawing part. Nexus having fun- It's harder than I thought it would be...


And I cannot wait till the next case!!!! It's already an epic win just by the title!
Sharingdork and I thank you ^^
 
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