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It's been, nearly a year? Oh well, the NB Court anniversary is soon.
Creator of the series: Sharingdork & Yard
Writers: Yard & a little help from howard
Editor: Sharingdork (He usually is a writer but I figured he was less active xD)
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Setting: The court room where Yard, Pineapple, and Zise are standing in the back, in front of their seats.
Nexus walks into the courtroom and sits down behind his podium. As soon as he sat down, everyone else did the same.
Pineapple: So why aren't we continuing the
Nexus: I asked Yard and he responded with "**** the police" and proceeded to tilt every painting on the wall in the courtroom hallways.
Pineapple: Probably to mess with Rag's OCD. Anyway, why are we here today?
Yard walks in.
-Yard-: Because a day without Yard is a-
Pineapple: Muddy lawn?
Nexus: Actually the court is being sued.
Yard: How do you sue a court?
Pineapple: Why are we being sued?
Nexus: Well, first off, we have a lawyer that couldn't find his own ass with two hands and a flash light.
He looks over to Yard who is dancing, not paying attention.
Nexus: A murder case of a murder that happened in this court room and wasn't solved.
Sharingdork: One chapter will be out every Christmas on that.
Nexus: Sexual harassment charges.
Hellsbadass: I'm not apologizing. >.>
Nexus: Regardless, he will be here soon. Yard, I need you to stay locked in the 3rd dimension until this is over.
Yard: I get the strangest feeling you're embarrassed of me.
Nexus: Listen here you little insigni-
Someone bursts through the window, rolls on the ground, then stands brushing himself off.
Howard: Why do you always start these things without me?
Nexus: Cause one Yard is one Yard too many.
Yard: But Nexus-san-sama--senpai-sensei-san-sama- ... kun that's Howard not Yard.
Nexus: Whatever reaches a certain level of annoyance I now label as "Yard".
Yard: ...So your pain can be measured by Yards?
Nexus: DIMENSION TIME!
He brushes the hair back from his right eye and Yard vanishes.
Howard: Where'd Yard go?
Nexus: The third dimension where only pain and agony awaits
Hells: My basement?
Nexus: Yes, your basement, but calling it the Third Dimension makes it sound less scary.
Howard: Aweee...
Nexus: Would you like to go with him?
Howard: Maaaybe...
Nexus brushes his hair to the side and Howard disappears. He appears in Hell's basement where Yard is walking around in circles trying to find a door.
Yard: HOWARD!
Howard: YARD! Okay, to get out of here why don't we use some badass jutsu to break out.
Yard: Why not use the front door like Sharingdork and Pineapple usually do?
Howard: Cause my idea's better. NOW LIGHT THIS BITCH!
An explosion occurs.
Hells: I think I'll head home now.
Sharingdork: But we all need to be here-
Hells: So why don't you go get that guy that can stop me ... Micheal McDonesn't exist!?
Nexus: Hells sit.
Hells: Alright moooom! geez
A black and white man (Zetsu style) bursts through the court room floor.
-Minato-: HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm suing you.
Nexus: Annnnd that's who's suing us.
Pineapple: Why?
Minato: Cause I'm done.
Igneel: Yaaaaaaaaaaay
Minato impales Igneel in a fraction of a second.
Minato: Try to argue that one...
And they never heard from him again...ever
Pineapple: You're not really done, are you?
Minato: Nope, seized the opportunity.
The courtroom door opens and Yard and Howard walk in.
Yard: That hurt like a bi- MINATO!
Minato: And here we go.
Yard: Hey buddy what's up?
Nexus: Minato is suing us.
Yard: But why?
Minato: Because Nexus comes home every night stressed from all of the bullshit that happens here.
Yard: You and Nexus live together?
Nexus: We're married.
Yard: Ooohhh, good for you guys! When was this?
Nexus: Last year.
Yard: And why wasn't I invited?
Nexus: Because if I drank any more that day I'd be in a coma.
Zise: Before we get started, who is your lawyer?
Minato: Kuro.
Pineapple: But I don't see anyone el-
Minato's black and white half separate and form into two bodies.
Howard: And why does he get to do that?
Minato: Because **** you that's why.
Nexus: Okay time to get more serious and get this over with.
Yard: Is this the part where we end the chapt-
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Creator of the series: Sharingdork & Yard
Writers: Yard & a little help from howard
Editor: Sharingdork (He usually is a writer but I figured he was less active xD)
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Setting: The court room where Yard, Pineapple, and Zise are standing in the back, in front of their seats.
Nexus walks into the courtroom and sits down behind his podium. As soon as he sat down, everyone else did the same.
Pineapple: So why aren't we continuing the
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?Nexus: I asked Yard and he responded with "**** the police" and proceeded to tilt every painting on the wall in the courtroom hallways.
Pineapple: Probably to mess with Rag's OCD. Anyway, why are we here today?
Yard walks in.
-Yard-: Because a day without Yard is a-
Pineapple: Muddy lawn?
Nexus: Actually the court is being sued.
Yard: How do you sue a court?
Pineapple: Why are we being sued?
Nexus: Well, first off, we have a lawyer that couldn't find his own ass with two hands and a flash light.
He looks over to Yard who is dancing, not paying attention.
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Nexus: A murder case of a murder that happened in this court room and wasn't solved.
Sharingdork: One chapter will be out every Christmas on that.
Nexus: Sexual harassment charges.
Hellsbadass: I'm not apologizing. >.>
Nexus: Regardless, he will be here soon. Yard, I need you to stay locked in the 3rd dimension until this is over.
Yard: I get the strangest feeling you're embarrassed of me.
Nexus: Listen here you little insigni-
Someone bursts through the window, rolls on the ground, then stands brushing himself off.
Howard: Why do you always start these things without me?
Nexus: Cause one Yard is one Yard too many.
Yard: But Nexus-san-sama--senpai-sensei-san-sama- ... kun that's Howard not Yard.
Nexus: Whatever reaches a certain level of annoyance I now label as "Yard".
Yard: ...So your pain can be measured by Yards?
Nexus: DIMENSION TIME!
He brushes the hair back from his right eye and Yard vanishes.
Howard: Where'd Yard go?
Nexus: The third dimension where only pain and agony awaits
Hells: My basement?
Nexus: Yes, your basement, but calling it the Third Dimension makes it sound less scary.
Howard: Aweee...
Nexus: Would you like to go with him?
Howard: Maaaybe...
Nexus brushes his hair to the side and Howard disappears. He appears in Hell's basement where Yard is walking around in circles trying to find a door.
Yard: HOWARD!
Howard: YARD! Okay, to get out of here why don't we use some badass jutsu to break out.
Yard: Why not use the front door like Sharingdork and Pineapple usually do?
Howard: Cause my idea's better. NOW LIGHT THIS BITCH!
An explosion occurs.
Scene Change: Back to the Courtroom
Hells: I think I'll head home now.
Sharingdork: But we all need to be here-
Hells: So why don't you go get that guy that can stop me ... Micheal McDonesn't exist!?
Nexus: Hells sit.
Hells: Alright moooom! geez
A black and white man (Zetsu style) bursts through the court room floor.
-Minato-: HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm suing you.
Nexus: Annnnd that's who's suing us.
Pineapple: Why?
Minato: Cause I'm done.
Igneel: Yaaaaaaaaaaay
Minato impales Igneel in a fraction of a second.
Minato: Try to argue that one...
And they never heard from him again...ever
Pineapple: You're not really done, are you?
Minato: Nope, seized the opportunity.
The courtroom door opens and Yard and Howard walk in.
Yard: That hurt like a bi- MINATO!
Minato: And here we go.
Yard: Hey buddy what's up?
Nexus: Minato is suing us.
Yard: But why?
Minato: Because Nexus comes home every night stressed from all of the bullshit that happens here.
Yard: You and Nexus live together?
Nexus: We're married.
Yard: Ooohhh, good for you guys! When was this?
Nexus: Last year.
Yard: And why wasn't I invited?
Nexus: Because if I drank any more that day I'd be in a coma.
Zise: Before we get started, who is your lawyer?
Minato: Kuro.
Pineapple: But I don't see anyone el-
Minato's black and white half separate and form into two bodies.
Howard: And why does he get to do that?
Minato: Because **** you that's why.
Nexus: Okay time to get more serious and get this over with.
Yard: Is this the part where we end the chapt-
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