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Kage in the Making ๐
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Zise: You guys need to take this seriously! Every time the lights go out someone else dies!
The lights go out again and then they turn back on and everyones looks to yard who has his fingers on the light switch
Yard: Just...checking the..connection O_O
Nexus: Don't do that >_<
Howard: Wait, do you see that?
Howard points to the knife in miggs chest
Yard: Yeah, we really need a janitor to clean up.
Howard: No, we can dust the handle for finger pri-
The lights turn off and back on, the knife in miggs chest is missing and pineapples body is gone
Nexus: What hapened?
Yard: You found a janitor I suppose
Howard: Yard!
Yard: What!? He took pineapples body and the knife in miggs chest in like a split second. Happy hour here on saturdays would be a breeze.
Nexus: Kinda is true..
Zise: Alright we need a plan
Howard: Wait! Did Nexus just agree with Yard?
Everyone turns to look at Nexus, except Yard who is preoccupied with Mig's knife-wound.
Nexus: If you don't stop staring at me, I'll kill you all.
Yard chuckles.
Yard: This wound looks like a-
Everyone: YARD!
Yard: What? I was going to say "looks like a Spyderco Masaad Ayoob Sprint Run Folding Knife C60GP". Or maybe a pencil was dragged through him, I dunno.
Zise: Oh, Yard...
Yard: Yessum?
Howard: Wait, where's Hells?
Zise: And Migs' body...
Hells: We're here!
Yard: Where?
Nexus: We may not want to know...
The lights go out, and then come back on. Everyone panics as they try to find out who was killed.
Howard: This whole thing has got us paranoid, and it's bringing us down on Christmas!
Zise: It's still Christmas?
Yard: You know what brings me down? Gravity.
Nexus: Pfft. Screw gravity!
Nexus floats up to the cieling as everyone watches.
Yard: Awesome...
S. Y. The Wood Guy.
Scary Yamato appears.
Scary Yamato: How did I... Get here?
Nexus: What the f-
SY: I'm just as confused as you are.
Zise: Well, to catch you up to speed, every time the lights go out-
The lights go out, and then come back on revealing Zise with a stab wound.
Howard sniffs.
Howard: That happens.
SY: I see...
Zise is on the ground bleeding and yelling from pain.
Zise: Is anyone going to help me!? Oh my god this hurts so much!
Howard: Yard aren't you a medical ninja?
Yard: That's a great question! Well, you see it all started many moons ago, I was just a young lad. I had a dream, and in this dream every man was treated equally, before a volcano erupted, killing everyone. And that's when I decided, oral-B tooth brushes were amazing.
Howard: Right... so, back to the figuring out who's doing the killing.
Zise: For god sake help me!!
Nexus sighs, floats down to the floor, and and heals Zise.
Zise: Thank you.
Nexus: It's not like you would have died anyways, you're one of the main chara-
The lights turn off and turn back on. Yard is laying on the floor with knife in his chest.
Nexus then starts to slightly laugh, then it turns to an evil maniacle laugh.
Nexus: Yes! Yes! Oh God Yes!
Hells: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
Nexus: He's dead! He's finally dead!!
Yard then stands up taking the fake "Stage prop" knife off of his chest.
Yard: Got ya.
Nexus: DAMN IT!
Nexus sheds a tear.
Nexus: So close, yet still so far.
Zise: Don't worry, this chapters not over yet; he could still die.
Nexus: This is true.
Yard: U mad bro?
Nexus: So Yard is trolling now?
Yard: No Nexus-san-sama-senpai-kun, those days are behind Yard U_U
Caliburn: Ha, priceless.
Howard: When did you-?
Foot steps are then heard from the attic. Creaking slowly as 5 foot steps are heard.
Nexus: Wait a minute, upstairs is where the power generator is. That means tha-
The lights go out again, the sounds of weapons clashing is heard. The lights then come back on, revealing blood on the floor with Caliburn standing up holding a sword.
Caliburn: So, it's been you all along.
????: This tale of a lost soul has not reached it's end!
The lights go out again and then they turn back on and everyones looks to yard who has his fingers on the light switch
Yard: Just...checking the..connection O_O
Nexus: Don't do that >_<
Howard: Wait, do you see that?
Howard points to the knife in miggs chest
Yard: Yeah, we really need a janitor to clean up.
Howard: No, we can dust the handle for finger pri-
The lights turn off and back on, the knife in miggs chest is missing and pineapples body is gone
Nexus: What hapened?
Yard: You found a janitor I suppose
Howard: Yard!
Yard: What!? He took pineapples body and the knife in miggs chest in like a split second. Happy hour here on saturdays would be a breeze.
Nexus: Kinda is true..
Zise: Alright we need a plan
Howard: Wait! Did Nexus just agree with Yard?
Everyone turns to look at Nexus, except Yard who is preoccupied with Mig's knife-wound.
Nexus: If you don't stop staring at me, I'll kill you all.
Yard chuckles.
Yard: This wound looks like a-
Everyone: YARD!
Yard: What? I was going to say "looks like a Spyderco Masaad Ayoob Sprint Run Folding Knife C60GP". Or maybe a pencil was dragged through him, I dunno.
Zise: Oh, Yard...
Yard: Yessum?
Howard: Wait, where's Hells?
Zise: And Migs' body...
Hells: We're here!
Yard: Where?
Nexus: We may not want to know...
The lights go out, and then come back on. Everyone panics as they try to find out who was killed.
Howard: This whole thing has got us paranoid, and it's bringing us down on Christmas!
Zise: It's still Christmas?
Yard: You know what brings me down? Gravity.
Nexus: Pfft. Screw gravity!
Nexus floats up to the cieling as everyone watches.
Yard: Awesome...
S. Y. The Wood Guy.
Scary Yamato appears.
Scary Yamato: How did I... Get here?
Nexus: What the f-
SY: I'm just as confused as you are.
Zise: Well, to catch you up to speed, every time the lights go out-
The lights go out, and then come back on revealing Zise with a stab wound.
Howard sniffs.
Howard: That happens.
SY: I see...
Zise is on the ground bleeding and yelling from pain.
Zise: Is anyone going to help me!? Oh my god this hurts so much!
Howard: Yard aren't you a medical ninja?
Yard: That's a great question! Well, you see it all started many moons ago, I was just a young lad. I had a dream, and in this dream every man was treated equally, before a volcano erupted, killing everyone. And that's when I decided, oral-B tooth brushes were amazing.
Howard: Right... so, back to the figuring out who's doing the killing.
Zise: For god sake help me!!
Nexus sighs, floats down to the floor, and and heals Zise.
Zise: Thank you.
Nexus: It's not like you would have died anyways, you're one of the main chara-
The lights turn off and turn back on. Yard is laying on the floor with knife in his chest.
Nexus then starts to slightly laugh, then it turns to an evil maniacle laugh.
Nexus: Yes! Yes! Oh God Yes!
Hells: I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
Nexus: He's dead! He's finally dead!!
Yard then stands up taking the fake "Stage prop" knife off of his chest.
Yard: Got ya.
Nexus: DAMN IT!
Nexus sheds a tear.
Nexus: So close, yet still so far.
Zise: Don't worry, this chapters not over yet; he could still die.
Nexus: This is true.
Yard: U mad bro?
Nexus: So Yard is trolling now?
Yard: No Nexus-san-sama-senpai-kun, those days are behind Yard U_U
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Caliburn: Ha, priceless.
Howard: When did you-?
Foot steps are then heard from the attic. Creaking slowly as 5 foot steps are heard.
Nexus: Wait a minute, upstairs is where the power generator is. That means tha-
The lights go out again, the sounds of weapons clashing is heard. The lights then come back on, revealing blood on the floor with Caliburn standing up holding a sword.
Caliburn: So, it's been you all along.
????: This tale of a lost soul has not reached it's end!
