A scientist's Diary
T h e h o r s i n g
AP0LL0
T h e h o r s i n g
AP0LL0
The labs...Time: Still Unknown
~KRF~ is looking at a huge container filled with green liquid, leaning his chin on his fist, looking rather patient. The athmosfere is quiet and relaxing. Suddenly, a sound resembling a horse's neighing breaks the silence. Kagutsuchi winces, as ~KRF~ seems stunned, still looking at the glass-made container.
~KRF~: How many ?
Kagutsuchi : No idea, I stopped counting 5 minutes ago. Last time I remember I counted 48 orgasms. God knows how many occured in these 5 minutes.
~KRF~: Hmm... I wonder if this decision was wise.
Kagutsuchi:Are you bloody kidding me? You should have questioned this decision, before we set up the horsing.
~KRF~: Quiet! I need to think.
Kagutsuchi joins ~KRF~ and looks at the container.
Kagutsuchi: Who is this anyway? says Kagutsuchi, looking at the figure in the container.
~KRF~: This is Alucard. Consider it his punishment for spoiling the turning point of this chapter.
Kagutsuchi: Wait, what chapter ?
~KRF~: Never mind that.
For the first time in the last 30 minutes, KRF took his eyes of the container.
~KRF~: Do you hear that ?
Kagutsuchi: I don't hear anything,
~KRF~: Exactly! Seems like their done.
They both head towards the 23 centimeters thick steel door. As ~KRF~ inputs the code, the door slowly opens horizontally, releasing what seemed to be steam out of the room.
Kagutsuchi: Holy shit, is it warm in here!
Theos comes out of the room crawling, looking 30 pounds lighter.
Theos: W-water. Please!
Gaga comes out of the room naked, with Diva swagger.
KRF knocks Theos out with a huge iron hammer, while Kagutsuchi sticks a syringe in Gaga's shoulder.
Kagutsuchi: Tell me why don't we knock her out the same way we did to him again ?
KRF: She bears the baby, which is the reason we're doing this. We need to be careful. HEY!
Kagutsuchi fails to catch the falling GaGa, though it makes it quite obvious that he did it on purpose.
Kagutsuchi: Dude, I'm soo not touching that thing naked.
The labs...9 months later
KRF is watching TV, while Kagutsuchi is playing Rock, Paper, Scrissors with himself.
Suddenly, a sound resembling an alarm, intrerupts both of them.
KRF: It's time!
Kagutsuchi: YES! I'm starving. I hope we still have garlic for the meatballs.
KRF: No! The baby! It's gonna give birth to the baby!
Computer: Defcon Alert. Imbecilism Capacity reached. Prepare for evacuation.
Kagutsuchi makes a run for it.
KRF: Wait, we have to save the baby!
Kagutsuchi: You heard! It's gonna cave in!
KRF: We have to!
As the glass of the container in which gaga was broke, GaGa shades her skin squealing in torture. KRF puts on a large helmet.
KRF: Kagutsuchi! QUICK! The helmet!
Kagutsuchi: Oh what the...
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORRR
A blinding beam of light emerged, filling the whole room, disrupting any sound, KRF grabs Kagutsuchi and runs towards the spiral staircase.
Somewhere outside, nearby the crash site
Kagutsuchi: Ugh...
KRF: AlI! Quick! 2+2=?.
Kagutsuchi: 4 ?
KRF: Thank god.
Voice: You're welcome.
KRF: Oh what the fu...
But before KRF finished his sentence, he was blidned by a shiny light heading toward him. The light later started looking like a figure.
KRF: Such aura of stupidity!
AP0LL0: Such greatness.
Kagutsuchi: AARGH!
KRF: Crap! He didn't put his helmet on. ALI! 6+1 = ?
Kagutsuchi:
KRF: 6+1=?
Kagutsuchi:
Let's see...6+1...GANGBANG.KRF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
As KRF's scream forced the crows in the nearby forest to fly away, AP0LL0 ignores the scene and attempts to leave.
KRF: Wait! I gave you life. You must obey me!
AP0LL0: A god such as myself obeys no one. Thee I tell: Leave until it's too late.
KRF: Look what you did to him! Fix this at once!
AP0LL0: Did my extremely awesome and sensitive auditory mechanism detect an order?
KRF: ...please.
AP0LL0: No.
Leaving KRF with tears in his eyes, AP0LL0 suddenly vanishes.
AP0LL0's Lair
AP0LL0 sits on his couch, watching the 'Kick my balls' show. 2 of his bodyguards guard the door. Suddenly, an earthquake hits the place, making the furniture in the room move. Electricity is cut off, lights go out along with the TV.
AP0LL0(Looking at the blank TV screen): Huh? This channel sucks.
He attempts to change the channel using the remote. The screen remains blank.
AP0LL0: And now the remote is broken.
Slaming the remote to the wall, he looks at one of his bodyguards.
AP0LL0: Fetch the KNJ.
5 minutes later, the KNJ makes his appearance.
The Kyubi no Jinchuriki: Did you summon me ?
AP0LL0: No, I just wanted to see you. I have a task for you.
The Kyubi no Jinchuriki:
AP0LL0: What ?
The Kyubi no Jinchuriki:
AP0LL0: Why are you showing me these coloured forms ?
The Kyubi no Jinchuriki: They are life forms.
AP0LL0: Life forms or not, I want them out of my place. And prepare yourself. You have work to do.
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