A scientist's Diary
S u b j e c t 2
Princess.GaGa
S u b j e c t 2
Princess.GaGa
Narrator : The citiy of Cretinsvile!
GaGa: Uhmm, heyo, beotch, 'xcuse me, like, I represent this city, so I demand you chnage its name.
(GaGa is wearing a pair of leather pants, a skin-color bra, and a yellow-green-red-black hat with peacock feathers, black make up. It was accompanied
by her pet, PeePee, a farm pig it held in a leather leash)
Narrator: It already has your name.
GaGa: Umm, like, what's that supposed to mean ?
Narrator: Whatever you want it to mean.
GaGa: Ugh, wait 'till i talk to my lawyer.
Narrator: You don't have such thing.
A random rock falls from above, hitting GaGa in the head.
GaGa: I will sue you to law for this. Because I'm GaGa. And I'm a princess. Let's move on.
GaGa started walking with a Miss Galaxy swagger, calling forth its imaginary bodyguards, who supposedly followed it along the road.
GaGa: I want you to take care of that voice, said GaGa to one of its Bodyguards.
In the same time, it imagined him kneeling and kissing its glove, then leaving.
GaGa: Life's a scene, and I'm its spotlight. It sure is good to be me.
With only one bodyguard left, GaGa keeps walking with the swagger. On the road, it meets a 5 year old kid, licking a lolipop.
GaGa: Hey, kid! I want that!
Akash: They have at the grocery store. This was one of the few left, but if you hurry, I'm sure you'll find some.
GaGa: No, no, you don't get it. I-want-THAT!
Akash: M-my candy ? But it's MY candy?
. GaGa: Your candy is your candy no more.
GaGa attempts to pluck the candy out of Akash's hand, and after 5 minutes of fighting it finally manages to.
GaGa: Good. Now. Kiss my shoes and accept defeat.
Akash: **** you, you cretin uncertain-*** hippy !
The kid runs away with tears in his eyes.
GaGa: Ugh, kids these days. Parents barely spend anytime educating them.
GaGa carefully examines the stolen candy,
GaGa: This, my friend, is a well-deserved trophy,
After a short break, GaGa adds, looking at the bodyguard.
GaGa: You know, after we get to the hotel, you can ask me for anything. *whispering in his ear* And I will wipe the word 'No' from my vocabulary.
The imaginary man kept looking at it indifferent.
GaGa: I get it, you are shy. Let's go.
They take right, and see a man leaning his back on the wall and reading a newspaper. His face wasn't clear, so GaGa ignored him. As they pass by,
the man lowers the newspaper, revealing his sunglasses, and says:
Man: Are you the retarded uncertain-*** phenomenon ?
GaGa(to her bodyguard): He insulted me! Take care of him.
But nothing happened, and the man looked at the empty space which should have been filled with the bodyguard.
Man: I take it it's you after all.
GaGa: And what do you want, backface ?
Man: You.
GaGa: Uhh. so that's it , eh ? But there is no chance I surrender myself to the likes of you. Did you really think your tough guy act is gonna impress me ? says it attempting to approach the newcomer.
Man: Back the **** off. I want you for experiments.
GaGa: Oh, you have some weird fetish, I see.
The man facepalms.
GaGa: Say I agree. What's in for me? HEH, here comes the rhyme.
The Imaginary bodyguard applauds.
GaGa: So ? What do I get ?
Man(on a rather trembling and loathsome tone): AHEM! Pleasure.
The phrase got out of his throat as if he puked it.
GaGa: Deal.
Man: Get in the va---Please get in the limo, your highness.
GaGa makes a sign of approval, and they head to the Van. The man opens the back door and PeePee gets in the back first, followed by GaGa. The room was
dark, cold and it had no windows. After closing the door, the man places a 5 pounds lock on a 5 centimeters thick steel chain, which blocked the door.
GaGa(from inside): Where are the lights ? Where is the heat? And where is the luxury ? Let me talk to my lawyer!
A fizzling noise suddenly echoes in bettween the steel walls. The sleeping gas burst out of four pipes, each placed in the four corners of the room.
GaGa: Ahh, jacuzzi. Excellent.
After 5 seconds gaga collapsed to the ground, and so did the pig.
Man: Nah, that's about the only luxury we can afford. And it's to my advantage.
The labs...Time: Unknown
The man goes down a spiral staircase and arrives to what appeared to be a basement, taking off his glasses.
Kagutsuchi: I have brought the second subject.
He pushes GaGa forth, causing it to fall on its knees, held by the Binding Cloak, with what seemed to be a towel, squat in its mouth.
The other man in the room was examining a huge container made of thick glass, filled with liquid and with Theos, who had some wires attached to him, and seemed to be unconscious. At the sound of Kagutsuchi's voice, he turned and walked towards the center of the room, lit by a single light bulb, who kept flaring.
KRF: Good. The first phase is now about to be completed. As soon as (checks GaGa) whatever this is is ready, we will begin the horsing.
Kagutsuchi: Why are we doing this again ?
KRF: It is said that rare species of inferior Intellectual Coefficient exist isolated on this earth. We have stumbled upon this city, and managed to find two of these. Legend states that, should 2 subjects with opposed gender unite sexually, they will give birth to a god. A god of great determination, meant to rule the world.
Kagutsuchi: Are you sure? It's not even clear what this is *points to GaGa* .
KRF: It's all we have so far. Prepare it for the ritual.
Next chapter: The horsing
