WAR
The recruiting begins
The recruiting begins
The city of cretinsvile. Buildings burning to the ground, cars crashed everywhere, peoeple running around, chaos everywhere.
Somewhere on the streets, about seven to ten people are aligned to the wall, and the KNJ stands in front of them.
The KNJ: ...and the snake said 's-s-s-s-s-sure' ahahahahahahahaha
Random Dude: Nooo, please, stop..stop. Please. I can't take any more.
The KNJ: Okay, time for fatality. So there's an open field. On that field there were three horses. One was white, one was brown, and one was a bit further. Ahahahahahaha.
Everyone falls on their knees and blacks out due to the overwhelming lameness.
The KNJ: Piece of cake. These were the last 138. Hmm? What's this.
Akash comes by holding a lollipop.
The KNJ: Hey kid! Is that a lollipoop ? ahahahaha...Get it? Lollipoop? Like, poop ?
Akash ignores the joke and continues to walk.
The KNJ: Hey kid. So there's this open field...
Akash: Knock-knock.
The KNJ: Who's there ?
Akash: Police.
THE KNJ: Omfg..umm...police who ?
Akash: Puh-lice, stop with those lame jokes.
THE KNJ: What's this smell ?
Akash: It's the smell of pwnsome pwnage. *licks lollipop*
THE KNJ: No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Akash: Ahahahahahah--. What the ...
The earth split into two, and from beneath, a demonic chorus engages, with screams and the aura of despair on the background.
The devils sang
With terrible sorrow
Up from hell
Ascended AP0LL0
Who whispered a joke
Which emitted ash
Straight in the ear
Of our poor Akash.
Akash faints, with blood coming out of his ear, his eyes rolling all over the sockets, about to pop out.
AP0LL0: And that's how it'd done.
THE KNJ: M-Master. You're here!
AP0LL0: You dissapoint me. A mere kid overpowered you with humor.
THE KNJ: Master..let me explain.
AP0LL0: ENOUGH! Get back to the headquarters, we're done here.
THE KNJ: I don't know about you but my had has no quarters.
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AP0LL0's Lair.
THE KNJ: What's so urgent ?
AP0LL0: Nothing is urgent, something popped up, it's important and it needs to be attended to fast.
THE KNJ: I see...So what is it ?
AP0LL0: It's not an it. It's a he. We might have found a new man, worthy of joining out cause.
THE KNJ: You don't say...who is it ?
AP0LL0: IT'S A HIM!
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A dark room.
~KRF~: ...and that's what happened.
Mysterious Person: I see. Where do I come in ?
Kagutsuchi: Umm, it's your house, you can do it wherever you want.
~KRF~: Shaddap! *smacks*. We need you to contact Flaw and get him help us.
The person comes out of the sahdow, revealing his face.
AkiSora: Flaw is the writer of this fanfic, FoSho! He can't just burge in!
Flaw: Yes I can!
AkiSora closes the zip sealing the black hole Flaw's voice came from.
AkiSora: Plus, Flaw taught me everything I know. If it wasn't for him, I'd probably be on AP0LL0's side already. Now back to what you were saying, your theory was wrong. Stupidity can't outsmart stupidity. It's the other way around. Let's say we have two idiots. I1 and I2. *draws on board*. But, I1's lameness and stupidity are more potent than I2's. Therefore, I1 and I2 will not battle. They will join sides. Which is the reason why idiots are so powerful.
~KRF~: So how do we deal with them, if we can't turn them against each other.
AkiSora: Well, there might be a lot of idiots. But remember, we are all on a forum.
~KRF~: :| So ?
AkiSora: The only persons capable of dealing with idiots are staff members. Strict and hostile beings.
~KRF~: Great, what are we waiting for ?
AKiSora: Hold your horses. In order to take action, staff members need a reason. We will figure that out later.
~KRF~: Why not now ?
AkiSora; Because there's a vulnerable member in the staff. We need to get to him before AP0LL0 does.
~KRF~: And who might that person be ?
AkiSora: Wel...
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Scarface's place
Scarface: Oh, almighty weighing-machine, bring me some good news.
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Scarface preys, gets up and steps on the poor weighing-machine, which starts squaling in pain, as the room is starting to cave in, the chandelier detaches and falls, breaking to shreds. The furniture moves around, the windows shatter, the electricity goes off, as the balance pointer goes loose, due to the overwhelming weight.
Weighing-machine: Holly dung!!!!1 IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND POUNDS!
Scarface: POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Weighing-machine: GET OFF!
Scarface: SUPER FATASSayian 2!!!
Weighing-machine: It's gone behind any imagination!
Scarface: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Weighing-machine: Oh almighty kilo god, release my soul!
The whole place caves in.
Outside the house, which is now a pile of rubble
The KNJ: What do you think happened ?
AP0LL0: Well, only one way to find out. Bring the shovel.
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