Naruto "Would You Rather" Game

[UltraPain]

Would you rather....

1.) Get a piggyback ride from Gai or go drinking with Rock Lee?

2.) Be a target dummy for Akamaru's "dynamic marking" or allow to Oro lick you up and down?

3.) Eat Ma's bug cooking or wrestle the giant flamboyant armadillo?

4.) Go to the hot baths with Sai or call Sakura "ugly"?

5.) Learn how to disco dance like a champ from Gai, or learn electric guitar solos from good boy Tobi?

6.) Be Obito's "Rin therapist" or go to bad language counseling with Hidan?

7.) Be a one-time test subject for one of Oro's experiments or do pervy jutsus for Jiraiya for a month?

8.) Serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup or perform a terrible puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

9.) Wear one of Gai's green jumpsuits for a week or give Tsunade $500 in gambling money?

10.) Challenge Yamato to a 15-minute ultimate staring contest or deliberately eat the last piece of BBQ dinner in front of Choji?

11.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or show Zetsu how to poop?

12.) Get caught peeping on Tsunade at the hot baths or try to survive a week of weight training with Ay?

13.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk (while wearing a suit made of bacon) or give Kakuzu your social security number?

14.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible and tell him to "get Christ", or make fun of a handicapped person in front of Pain/Nagato?

15.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or forever look like Zetsu?

16.) Investigate the horrors of Ebisu's closet or read Icha Icha out loud to Kakashi for 1 hour?

17.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?

18.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya?

 

[Booker]

It bothers me that you stopped at #18.

 

[Bimbonium]

Some of these are tough choices

1.) Get a piggyback ride from Gai or go drinking with Rock Lee?

Piggyback ride with Gai

2.) Be a target dummy for Akamaru's "dynamic marking" or allow to Oro lick you up and down?

Both are Gross, but I guess Oro won't be as bad as Akamaru

3.) Eat Ma's bug cooking or wrestle the giant flamboyant armadillo?

I don't remember the Armadillo, so I'm going with Ma's cooking it seems to be edible (yuck!)

4.) Go to the hot baths with Sai or call Sakura "ugly"?

Go with Sai, if Sakura were real I wouldnt want to call her or anybody as a matter of fact ugly, and Sai seems like a good guy to hang out with (no homo)

5.) Learn how to disco dance like a champ from Gai, or learn electric guitar solos from good boy Tobi?

Learn electric Guitar from the coolest guy

6.) Be Obito's "Rin therapist" or go to bad language counseling with Hidan?
Bad language counselling, Hidan seems like a fun person to be with

7.) Be a one-time test subject for one of Oro's experiments or do pervy jutsus for Jiraiya for a month?

What kinda Pervy jutsus? But I'm not settling for Oro's experiments either way

8.) Serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup or perform a terrible puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

Both of em don't seem bad, I'll serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup, just to see him pissed

9.) Wear one of Gai's green jumpsuits for a week or give Tsunade $500 in gambling money?

I'm definitely not wearing that green jumpsuit

10.) Challenge Yamato to a 15-minute ultimate staring contest or deliberately eat the last piece of BBQ dinner in front of Choji?

Eat the BBQ dinner, what will Chouji do but cry.

11.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or show Zetsu how to poop?

Damn, I'll pass on this one

12.) Get caught peeping on Tsunade at the hot baths or try to survive a week of weight training with Ay?
Weight Training with Ay, who knows he might not be a heavy lifter

13.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk (while wearing a suit made of bacon) or give Kakuzu your social security number?

Damn, I'll pass, but Kakuzu seems to have a sense of justice so I might consider the latter option

14.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible and tell him to "get Christ", or make fun of a handicapped person in front of Pain/Nagato?

Definitely give Hidan the Bible, he believes God exists, it'll be easier to convince him

15.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or forever look like Zetsu?

Look like Zetsu, with the way the world is, people will get off my case sooner or later

16.) Investigate the horrors of Ebisu's closet or read Icha Icha out loud to Kakashi for 1 hour?

Investigate the horrors of Ebisu's closet (he shouldn't have anything fishy there)

17.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?
Female Oro ftw
18.) As a female: Go on a date with pervy Ebisu or pervy Jiraiya?
Not a female so I'll pass.

 

[Lariatoo]

1) Definitly a piggyback from Gai. That stuff would be like a rollercoaster of Youth!
2) If Sasuke's okay with it...

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3)Eat Ma's cooking. I'm always up for a new type of cuisine
4) Call Sakura ugly. Broken bones < Sai's creepiness
5) Gah!! Can't choose! Both! At the same time!
6) Go with Hidan just to see him turn the meeting in a ritualistic bloodbath
7) Jiraiya's only if I get a percentage of his winnings with his new book made with the "research" I gave him
8) Kisame's. Even if he kills me it would probably be faster and less painful than be turned into "art" by Sasori
9) ****** please. I already use green jumpsuits all the time.
10)Eat the barbecue and run. Fatties may be strong but aint fast
11) Show Zetsu how to poop. Poor guy is curious about that for ages
12) Tsunade.

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13) Give Kakuzu my number! Ha! Im broke already! *sons in the corner*
14) Convert Hidan. It aint cool make fun of handicapped people. Specially in front of someone who can grab your soul with his hands.
15) Zetsu. Zetsu looks awesome.
16) We would be book buddies!
17) Chiyo. Years of experience and magic fingers, my boy.
18) If you go perv, go full perv. Jiraiya all the way.

 

[DominiqueX]

I have a Déjà-vu right now.

 

[Reraru]

Call sasuke ugly.

 

[Mari Makinami]

1.) go drinking with Rock Lee - I drink a lot and I like Lee

2.) allow to Oro lick you up and down - sounds entertaining

3.) Eat Ma's bug cooking - I've tried different asian food so I'm kinda used to exotic stuff

4.) call Sakura "ugly" - because why the hell not?

5.) learn electric guitar solos from good boy Tobi - always wanted to learn to play guitar

6.) Be Obito's "Rin therapist" - I'm a psychologist so the job sounds pretty suitable for me

7.) do pervy jutsus for Jiraiya for a month - :Sparks:

8.) Serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup - I like to cook and I recall him saying something about cannibalism being fine

9.) give Tsunade $500 in gambling money - well it doesn't seem to be too much

10.) Challenge Yamato to a 15-minute ultimate staring contest - that would be a neg diff :lol

11.) show Zetsu how to poop - the only condition is that I must be drunk

12.) try to survive a week of weight training with Ay - would be a great motivation to start working out

13.) give Kakuzu your social security number - :lol

14.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible and tell him to "get Christ" - at least I have a chance to run away kek

15.) forever look like Zetsu? - well at least I'd be able to use wood release :sdo:

16.) Investigate the horrors of Ebisu's closet - sounds like fun :lol

17.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru - fine by me while she has fully female body

 

[-immortal-]

I have a Déjà-vu right now.

This has definitly been created before

 

[Fountain]

1> Drink with Rock Lee.

2> Let Oro lick me.

3> Wrestle giant flamboyant armadillo.

4> Both.

5> Learn to dance with guy.

6> Obito.

7> Do pervy jutsus for Jiraiya.

8> Serve Kisame food.

9> Give Tsunade $500 (if she gives me something else :Sparks

10> Eat the last piece of BBQ in fron of Choji.

11> Show Zetsu how to take a crap.

12> Get caught.

13> Give Kakuzu my security number.

14> Make fun of a handicapped in front of Nagato. While he is stuck like this

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15> Look like Zetsu forever.

16> Read Icha Icha out loud for Kakashi.

17> Both.

18>

 

[UltraPain]

It bothers me that you stopped at #18.

Better than 17 :Sparks:

12) Tsunade.

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17) Chiyo. Years of experience and magic fingers, my boy.
18) If you go perv, go full perv. Jiraiya all the way.

Lmaooo these answers are epic AF. XD

17.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru - fine by me while she has fully female body

Lol at least she's good with her tongue XD

This has definitly been created before

I have a Déjà-vu right now.

I make these threads every couple weeks. If you've seen it before then it's definitely from me.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

I make these threads every couple weeks. If you've seen it before then it's definitely from me.

Who are you?

 

[Lokus Hatake]

1.) Go drinking with Rock Lee

2.) Be a target dummy for Akamaru's "dynamic marking"

3.) Eat Ma's bug cooking

4.) Call Sakura "ugly"

5.) Learn how to disco dance like a champ from Gai

6.) Be Obito's "Rin therapist"

7.) Be a one-time test subject for one of Oro's experiments

8.) Serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup

9.) Wear one of Gai's green jumpsuits for a week

10.) Deliberately eat the last piece of BBQ dinner in front of Choji

11.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu

12.) Get caught peeping on Tsunade at the hot baths

13.) Give Kakuzu my social security number?

14.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible and tell him to "get Christ"

15.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's

16.) Read Icha Icha out loud to Kakashi for 1 hour

17.) As a male: Go on a date with Chiyo

 

[UltraPain]

I don't remember the Armadillo

It's prob better if you don't remember, but...

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[ChicagoJhawk]

9) id give tsunade 500 bucks...but not for gambling

 

[Mari Makinami]

Lol at least she's good with her tongue XD

Exactly :Sparks:

 

[Dantee]

Some of these questions are just like _@:

 

[UltraPain]

Some of these questions are just like _@:

Lol that's what makes it fun! Give it a try!

 

[Observer]

1) go drinking
2) Oro. At least I won't smell like shit.
3) Eat Ma's stuff
4) Call Sakura ugly and shunshin away.
5) Guitar
6) Rin therapist
7) Pervy jutsus
8) Serve Kisame soup. I don't think he cares. "Other than itself, every other pup is fodder" - Kisame. He obviously ain't giving a **** about eating shark's flesh, if the latter ended up chewing Kisame.
9) Wear a jumpsuit
10) Challenge Yamato
11) Show Zetsu how to poop
12) Get caught peeping. Tsunade is very strong, but not too speedy. I could shunshin away.
13) Take samehada for a walk.
14) Give Hidan a Bible
15) Smell farts. Because people don't fart every second 24/7.
16) Read Icha Icha
17) Female Orochimaru

 

[Airi]

I'd love to perform a terrible puppet show for Sasori's birthday :sasori: but I hope he doesn't get mad at me and turn me into his "art". xD

Wrong section btw.

 

[UltraPain]

4) Call Sakura ugly and shunshin away.

Haha nice. She'll forever hunt for your blood though.

I'd love to perform a terrible puppet show for Sasori's birthday :sasori: but I hope he doesn't get mad at me and turn me into his "art". xD

Wrong section btw.

I originally posted this in Naruto Discussion but it got moved to Chatterbox.