Naruto "Would You Rather" Game

[Jack Spicer]

1. Drinking with Lee. I don't drink, but should be fun!
2. Be a target. I like Akamaru and a shower can fix that while it can't fix my mental state after Orochimaru.
3. I don't know what either of them are, so the cooking. I'm not winning any fights.
4. I hate Sakura. I'd much rather hang out with Sai.
5. Disco dance!
6. I'd help out my boy, Obito.
7. It is a lose, lose here. Still, Orochimaru is a scary man. Going with J.
8. Perform the puppet show. He'd expect me to suck.
9. Give me the jumpsuit!
10. Go one on one with my boy, Yamato.
11. Steal. Don't want Zetsu near my butt.
12. I don't want to be pervy and disrespect Tsunade. I'll get swoll, yo.
13. Give Kakuzu my number. Rather do that than die.
14. Both are not good ideas. The handicap joke would be wrong and I'd be joking with Hidan, so I'll go with him.
15. Zetsu looked fine!
16. What is about his closet? Sure, I'll pick the closet.
17. Chiyo.
18. I'm a male, but whatevs. J.

Awesome thread!

 

[Deadlift]

Would you rather....

1.) Get a piggyback ride from Gai or go drinking with Rock Lee?

Piggyback from Gai of course

2.) Be a target dummy for Akamaru's "dynamic marking" or allow to Oro lick you up and down?

Both, just to see Orochimaru's reaction after licking dog's piss

3.) Eat Ma's bug cooking or wrestle the giant flamboyant armadillo?

Eating is always the key

4.) Go to the hot baths with Sai or call Sakura "ugly"?

Call Sakura ugly and then say it was Sai

5.) Learn how to disco dance like a champ from Gai, or learn electric guitar solos from good boy Tobi?

Both are awesome.. but I'd choose a dancing lesson by Bushy Brows sensei

6.) Be Obito's "Rin therapist" or go to bad language counseling with Hidan?

Rin therapist. To stay at less than 10 kilometers from Hidan is dangerous

7.) Be a one-time test subject for one of Oro's experiments or do pervy jutsus for Jiraiya for a month?

Oro's experiments. If it goes well I'll become super strong, if it goes bad.. Well I die

8.) Serve Kisame a bowl of shark fin soup or perform a terrible puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

Of course I'd be Kisame's waiter! If he gets angry I'd say Himawari cooked it

9.) Wear one of Gai's green jumpsuits for a week or give Tsunade $500 in gambling money?

Ga's jumpsuit, as usual. And then run around he village 1000 times

10.) Challenge Yamato to a 15-minute ultimate staring contest or deliberately eat the last piece of BBQ dinner in front of Choji?

Challenge Yamato. I can win for sure

11.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or show Zetsu how to poop?

I teach Zetsu how to poop like a pooping master if he tells Kaguya to spare my life

12.) Get caught peeping on Tsunade at the hot baths or try to survive a week of weight training with Ay?

As a bodybuilder, training with Ay would be better than training with Arnold

13.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk (while wearing a suit made of bacon) or give Kakuzu your social security number?

Take Samehada fo a walk and then ask her Kisame's social number. At the point, give it to Kakuzu and enjoy the watch of what happens

14.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible and tell him to "get Christ", or make fun of a handicapped person in front of Pain/Nagato?

Convert Hidan and turn him into a miracle maker who would heal Nagato. Then wait some minutes for the endo of the World

15.) Constantly smell farts for the rest of your life with a nose like Kiba's or forever look like Zetsu?

Look like Zetsu. Still better than my own appearance

16.) Investigate the horrors of Ebisu's closet or read Icha Icha out loud to Kakashi for 1 hour?

Of course Icha Icha. In change of a full immersion lesson on how to Chidori

17.) As a male: Go on a date with female Orochimaru or with Chiyo?

With Chiyo, that old expert depraved *****

 

[Airi]

Haha nice. She'll forever hunt for your blood though.



I originally posted this in Naruto Discussion but it got moved to Chatterbox.

I know, I posted before it got moved