This is my prediction, it's about the same level of creativity as how Kishi is working right now.
Sasuke: Hey Itachi
Itachi: Hey Sasuke what is it?
Sasuke: Kabuto is a snake
Kabuto: I am a dragon
Itachi: I am a pirate
Sasuke: No stop lying Itachi
Itachi: I need to tell you something Sasuke, but for some reason I can't do it right now, I'll tell it to you after we fought Kabuto, and if I survive I maybe will tell you, but because of the plot it's high likely I will die before I can tell it to you.
Kabuto: I am a robot
Itachi: You are not
Itachi: We Uchiha have a special technique, behold Izaf@gi, the ability that far surpassed Plot no Jutsu and makes the creator of this anime love us, this Jutsu takes no chakra and it has no weaknesses, besides me ofcourse, because that's how I roll

Kabuto: Sasuke, I came out of the closet, I love you
Sasuke: I'm not gay
END OF CHAPTER NEXT WEEK BREAK!