Naruto and Sasuke: yay we beat everyone
Sasuke: I want to be Hokage now
Naruto: no, me.
Konoha fodder: i dont know who to pick, i'm irrelevant and only here to waste space. Go Kishi. (He's able to break fourth wall like Deadpool.)
Sage: *tries to stab Naruto and Sasuke*
Kakashi: NAruto SASUKE Watch out *uses his Susanoo thing to stop the stab*
Everyone: WHAT the hell is happening?!?!??!
Revived Sage: IT ALL WENT TO PLAN. I GAVE NAruto and sasuke power to defeat Kaguya so I could become revived and kill everyone and rule and other shit Kishi is gona make up next week!
Everyone: O; D:
Revived Kages: We have to stop him for our Future!
Konoha fodder again: but you guys are already dead...
Revived Kages: oh yea. WE HAVE to stop him for YOUR Future!
EVeryone: YEAAH *RANDOM CHEERS* whoop
Hinata: GO NARUTO *holds his hand and then lets go cos he has to go fight.*
Jinchiurkiskisk: *making random noises and explosions in the background*
Gamabunta in toad island place: haha im too busy for the war so I sent my son. the world is ending but nah, im too busy. dont watch me.
Naruto and Sasuke attack and beat the Sage. Living happily ever after. Sakura also does stuff, but she's not important. She'll shout ''CHA'' randomly and talk about how she's in Team 7 too but nobody listens.
Sakura: I'M A WOMAN TOO!! *She says this randomly*
Hinata: Na-naruto-kun *holds his hand* *Orgasms and dies*
/SCENE
Everyone: R.I.P Hinata *She's burried in konoha grounds despite thousands of others having died and just been left behind at the war place. including Neji.*
Neji from the after life looking down at his dead body: Wh-why am I left with this dumb twig still in my chest ;_;
*nobody hears him cos he's dead.*
Naruto: EDO TENSEI REAL VERSION SAGE POWER HURRR
*BOOM CLAPP BAAAAAAAM ZFZFZFFZFFZFZFZFZFFZ*
neji is revived because naruto's power. Naruto is now God.
THE END.
Credits to Drackos too. Really helped and inspired me.
What do you guys think?
Sasuke: I want to be Hokage now
Naruto: no, me.
Konoha fodder: i dont know who to pick, i'm irrelevant and only here to waste space. Go Kishi. (He's able to break fourth wall like Deadpool.)
Sage: *tries to stab Naruto and Sasuke*
Kakashi: NAruto SASUKE Watch out *uses his Susanoo thing to stop the stab*
Everyone: WHAT the hell is happening?!?!??!
Revived Sage: IT ALL WENT TO PLAN. I GAVE NAruto and sasuke power to defeat Kaguya so I could become revived and kill everyone and rule and other shit Kishi is gona make up next week!
Everyone: O; D:
Revived Kages: We have to stop him for our Future!
Konoha fodder again: but you guys are already dead...
Revived Kages: oh yea. WE HAVE to stop him for YOUR Future!
EVeryone: YEAAH *RANDOM CHEERS* whoop
Hinata: GO NARUTO *holds his hand and then lets go cos he has to go fight.*
Jinchiurkiskisk: *making random noises and explosions in the background*
Gamabunta in toad island place: haha im too busy for the war so I sent my son. the world is ending but nah, im too busy. dont watch me.
Naruto and Sasuke attack and beat the Sage. Living happily ever after. Sakura also does stuff, but she's not important. She'll shout ''CHA'' randomly and talk about how she's in Team 7 too but nobody listens.
Sakura: I'M A WOMAN TOO!! *She says this randomly*
Hinata: Na-naruto-kun *holds his hand* *Orgasms and dies*
/SCENE
Everyone: R.I.P Hinata *She's burried in konoha grounds despite thousands of others having died and just been left behind at the war place. including Neji.*
Neji from the after life looking down at his dead body: Wh-why am I left with this dumb twig still in my chest ;_;
*nobody hears him cos he's dead.*
Naruto: EDO TENSEI REAL VERSION SAGE POWER HURRR
*BOOM CLAPP BAAAAAAAM ZFZFZFFZFFZFZFZFZFFZ*
neji is revived because naruto's power. Naruto is now God.
THE END.
Credits to Drackos too. Really helped and inspired me.
What do you guys think?
. when she orgasms and dies. :x3:
