[Predictions] Naruto Manga 691

[Erzo]

Naruto and Sasuke: yay we beat everyone

Sasuke: I want to be Hokage now

Naruto: no, me.

Konoha fodder: i dont know who to pick, i'm irrelevant and only here to waste space. Go Kishi. (He's able to break fourth wall like Deadpool.)

Sage: *tries to stab Naruto and Sasuke*

Kakashi: NAruto SASUKE Watch out *uses his Susanoo thing to stop the stab*

Everyone: WHAT the hell is happening?!?!??!

Revived Sage: IT ALL WENT TO PLAN. I GAVE NAruto and sasuke power to defeat Kaguya so I could become revived and kill everyone and rule and other shit Kishi is gona make up next week!

Everyone: O; D:

Revived Kages: We have to stop him for our Future!

Konoha fodder again: but you guys are already dead...

Revived Kages: oh yea. WE HAVE to stop him for YOUR Future!

EVeryone: YEAAH *RANDOM CHEERS* whoop

Hinata: GO NARUTO *holds his hand and then lets go cos he has to go fight.*

Jinchiurkiskisk: *making random noises and explosions in the background*

Gamabunta in toad island place: haha im too busy for the war so I sent my son. the world is ending but nah, im too busy. dont watch me.

Naruto and Sasuke attack and beat the Sage. Living happily ever after. Sakura also does stuff, but she's not important. She'll shout ''CHA'' randomly and talk about how she's in Team 7 too but nobody listens.

Sakura: I'M A WOMAN TOO!! *She says this randomly*

Hinata: Na-naruto-kun *holds his hand* *Orgasms and dies*

/SCENE

Everyone: R.I.P Hinata *She's burried in konoha grounds despite thousands of others having died and just been left behind at the war place. including Neji.*

Neji from the after life looking down at his dead body: Wh-why am I left with this dumb twig still in my chest ;_;

*nobody hears him cos he's dead.*

Naruto: EDO TENSEI REAL VERSION SAGE POWER HURRR

*BOOM CLAPP BAAAAAAAM ZFZFZFFZFFZFZFZFZFFZ*


neji is revived because naruto's power. Naruto is now God.

THE END.

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Credits to Drackos too. Really helped and inspired me.

What do you guys think?

 

[Drackos]

gamabunta lel

he too chill for dis shit

 

[Edward]

Super accurate. 10/10 nice job erzo.
z.z

 

[Pythagorean]

I only laughed because the Sakura part was extremely on-point.

 

[Kyo Nara]

super cool i would read more

 

[Lord madara solos]

thanks for the eternal laugh XD!

 

[Hattake Ryuzaki]

gamabunta lel

he too chill for dis shit

is that Agustus in your sig?

 

[Six Paths]

As a Past predictionist and theorist this made my cry

 

[Mighty]

Couldn't laugh less.... i just hate this failed attempts of trying to be funny.

 

[Drackos]

is that Agustus in your sig?

Yeah, its Augustus.

 

[Kuroh]

o_____________________________o

 

[Venomous Cobra]

Lololololololo..............................-_- no

 

[keshav31]

Leave Hogoramo he can not be willian at this point its useless to say these ridiculous thing. But there can be others like sasuke for fighting naruto or something new

 

[Hata Hideaki]

LOL, i laughed at hinata . when she orgasms and dies. :x3:

 

[Erzo]

gamabunta lel

he too chill for dis shit

Super accurate. 10/10 nice job erzo.
z.z

I only laughed because the Sakura part was extremely on-point.

u-u

super cool i would read more

cheers

thanks for the eternal laugh XD!

you're welcome bud

As a Past predictionist and theorist this made my cry

c:

Couldn't laugh less.... i just hate this failed attempts of trying to be funny.

it's not for everyone, bud

o_____________________________o

<_<

Lololololololo..............................-_- no

lmaorofllololol......... -_- on

Leave Hogoramo he can not be willian at this point its useless to say these ridiculous thing. But there can be others like sasuke for fighting naruto or something new

this was a joke... o_o'

LOL, i laughed at hinata . when she orgasms and dies. :x3:

<_>

 

[Waindo]

Teuchi the Ramen guy shows up, burps twice and everyone dies. The End.

 

[Erzo]

Teuchi the Ramen guy shows up, burps twice and everyone dies. The End.

Should have added that. I have failed you, Waindo-sama!

 

[Waindo]

Should have added that. I have failed you, Waindo-sama!

But an unexpected plot twist occurs.
*Orochimaru consumes Teuchi while speaking these words with a wide grin as his facial expression; "Finally, I am complete, finally I learnt everything..."* He gets interrupted by a oddly familliar voice.*

But can you cook?

*As Orochimaru creeply turns his head around, wrinkled up face of Kosuke Maraboshi, Konohagakure's eternal genin is shown. Last few pages of the manga show Orochimaru and Kosuke in pink aprons, surrounded by a mountain of food groceries, cakes, fish, meat, fruit and vegetables, happily cooking and laughing. Kabuto is shown making bread in the background.*

The End

 

[Erzo]

But an unexpected plot twist occurs.
*Orochimaru consumes Teuchi while speaking these words with a wide grin as his facial expression; "Finally, I am complete, finally I learnt everything..."* He gets interrupted by a oddly familliar voice.*

But can you cook?

*As Orochimaru creeply turns his head around, wrinkled up face of Kosuke Maraboshi, Konohagakure's eternal genin is shown. Last few pages of the manga show Orochimaru and Kosuke in pink aprons, surrounded by a mountain of food groceries, cakes, fish, meat, fruit and vegetables, happily cooking and laughing. Kabuto is shown making bread in the background.*

The End

It's a damn shame I can't rep you twice.

 

[Xāvî1]

that prediction XD