1. Ok, the Piss and poop thing had me reeling, but it dragged on for a little long.
2. I remember the gentle palm thing, but it won't save Naruto
3. Healing doesn't work so whatever means is utilized has to be supernatural
4. Orochimaru actually betting on Hiruzen's help seems a little unlikely. Are you a Hiruzen fan??? Orochimaru is preparing a sneek attack from the looks of it.
5. The best part was the Naruto/ Sasuke dialog twas gold dude:T_T:
Though I get the reason why, a growing problem in predictions is that they seem to force development too soon and add in too much. Slow it down be patient and try to make the prediction as close to a real chapter as possible.