did any one post this yet, i think its a fake but who cares

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Source: NU
Credits: ?
Ibikki : I ask it again!! What do you know about this Pein !!?
shinobi : I don?t know any about AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Ibikki : I ask it again ! What you know about this ?GOD ? !!!?
shinobi : I said all that AHHHHHHH
Scene change to Shizune
Shizune : Ok, take this and open it.
Young boy : Ok, starting to open sector 2C, the corpse it?s quite cold.
Shizune : caution, if this blade touch his chakra points an incredible font of information can be losed.
Young boy : gsss (swallow)
Naruto : Thanks Shikamaru, i go to see Tsunade? i want to apolo..
Shikamaru : Go Naruto, don?t think on it, only go and do it.
Naruto : yes, we aren?t child right?
Naruto lefts
Kakashi : I see ? ?i don?t know if i can do something??
Shikamaru : well? I don?t planned it
Kakashi : Thanks shikamaru, i think that your words?
Shikamaru ?exalation? well now its our time, people like you kakashi-sensei are too old to fight new shinobis that appears arroudn the world
Kakashi : ( expression like )?> -.-?
Shikamaru smiles
Shikamaru : don?t you think that isn?t time to cry or think that we can?t do anything? Asuma told me once that we need to protect the ?king??
Kakashi : the.. king?
Shikamaru : Yes, in Sho-gi the most important piece is the king..
Kakashi : oh.. I understand.. asuma talked to you about ?the king?..
Tsunade : Yes??
Naruto : I?m? i think that i decode it.
The key and the King, what?s the price of be a man? Next chapter : the beginning of a new generation
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Naruto 407
Source: NamiMAki-Sensei
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Quote:
---(Naruto and Shikamaru walking towards the Hokage mountain.)
Sidebar; A smile and a memory, what was Jiraya's final message?..
Shika: Now Naruto do your job. What does this code mean to you?
Naruto's Stomach: grrrr
Naruto: I can't figure it out on an empty stomach.. let's get some ramen
Shika: Naruto there isn't anything more important then this code, honor Jiraya-sama by figuring out his last great shinbo act.
Naruto: ...
Shika: Think Naruto, Did Jiraya-sama ever teach you about codes?
Naruto: No
Shika: ... How about tell or give you anything important?
Naruto: Important..
---(Flashes back to Naruto and Jiraya training at a small hut.)
Jiraya: Now Naruto I have something I want to give to you.
Naruto: Ichi Ichi?... ero-sennin
Jiraya: No this is the Great Jiraya's first masterpiece!
---(Naruto takes the book and has a stareing contest with the cover)
Jiraya: Yes it's also the book where you got your name.
Naruto(thinks): Father..Mother
Jiraya: Naruto this book will be very important one day... Somehow (Jiraya stare off at a mountain in the distance)
---(Flashback ends)
---(back with Shika and Naruto)
Naruto: !!
---(Naruto jumps away quickly and starts running along roof tops)
Shika: Naruto where are you... troublesome
---(In the Hokage room with Pa and Ma toad, The key toad, Tsunade and Shizune)
Pa: We must take the destined child with us now Tsunade.
He can not cross paths with pein.. yet.
Tsunade: Agreed
Pa: We'll leave first thing tomorrow.. In 1 month he'll be ready.
Tsunade(thinks): one month huh.
Tsunade: On one condition. You must take Yammato with you.
---(pa looks at the key toad who nods)
Pa: No
Tsunad: !?
Shizune: What! If you don't then then Naruto could..
---(pa cuts her off)
Pa: If he can't handle the nine tails on his own soon. He's as good as dead..
---(In Naruto's house)
Naruto(thinks) Where is it.. Ah
---(naruto picks up the book and thinks "Jiraya")
last page-- (Naruto opens the book)
Naruto: Page 9?
Next week: The path of Pein revealed?
From: MS
I got this via a friend from japan. His name is Hiroshi.
Medical Nin: This, is something that I have never seen the likes of before!
Medical Nin 2 : Is this body even human?!
Shizune : We have to remain calm until we know what we are dealing with, I will call in Tsunade Sama and we will get this straightened out right away.
Shizune leaves the room to head for Tsunade
Meanwhile in the medical exam room??
Medical Nin: Is anyone else feeling this?!
Medical Nin 2: Yes I think I?m feeling it too.
Medical Nin 2: This feels like a genjutsu, everyone be on your toes! Don?t let your guards down!
Medical Nin: I?ve never felt anything like this. The room is so cold, and my chakra level is depleting rapidly!
Medical Nin 2: I cant even focus my chakra into the scalpel blade?.!
Both medical ninja?s collapse on the ground..
Shizune and Tsunade enter the room shocked..
Tsunade : Why are his eyes open?! As I have told you, the Rin?negan is the most powerful of the three eye doujutsu?s. This is a very dangerous situation indeed..
Tsunade : Get those eyes closed right away.
Shizune walks to the corpse and closes it?s eyes
Tsunade then starts the autopsy herself.
Meanwhile the scene changes to naruto?
Naruto is sitting in the mountains with one of the frogs?
Frog : Master Jiraya always thought very highly of you Naruto. He entrusted me with the duty of keeping this until the time was right. And I think that now is as good a time as any. With all the danger surrounding the village lately, it would be a disservice to the villagers not to give this to you.
Naruto: What is it already!? Why couldn?t that Pervy Sage have given me this before?
Frog: Because naruto, you wouldn?t have been able to handle it, this is powerful jutsu. We have a seal that controls how much of the kyuubi?s chakra you have at your disposal. We can control the amount, and we plan on it, after you have had the sufficient training to handle it. Also, the numbers that little jiraya left behind corresponded to those books he was always writing. They contain detailed descriptions of very powerful jutsus, that no matter how hard he tried, jiraya himself couldn?t complete them. But you Uzumaki naruto, you are the destined one? You can complete these jutsus Naruto.
Naruto: What? Me?
Frog: Yes Child, there is something very special about you indeed.
NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Light shed on darkness, information from naruto?s past!!
Medical-nin:Woah, that's interesting..
Medical-nin:!
One of dead pain's piercings jump out into the Medical nin's nose.
Medical-nin:URGH...GRRRHGGHHH..GAAGHh.
Medical-nin 2:OMG! Sir!
Another peircing jumps out into the second MN's nose
Medical-nin 2:AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Both of them fall on the ground, then they both get up shortly after with the Rinnegan
Medical Nin 1:Now to hunt the nine tail brat..
Medical Nin 2:But first I must get one more, the destined one, and have my revenge..
*THE RAMEN MAN*
!
Scene changes to ramen shop, a bell rings outside
Ramen man:WELCOME!
Ramen man:...
*silence*
Medical Nin 1(from behind Ramen man):I've waited a long time for my revenge..
Ramen man:!YOU!
M-N-1 grabs Ramen man by the neck with his forearm and bites his neck
Ramen Man:AHHHHHHH!!!!
Ramen Man's eyes turn into rinnegan
Medical Nin 2:Complete. Now..
Medical Nin 1:We will...
Ramen Man:Hunt the Kyuubi.
The new fodder team of Pains is formed to waste time and add more fillerish-action so that this manga can be bled out to it's fullest, WHAT WILL KONOHA DO WITH THIS CLOUD OF DOOM HOVERING ABOVE?
Next time:Fodder Tag Team of Doom, and the legendary Ramen Man hunt Naruto!
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