Naruto Jokes.

[Mizakuge Shardai]

A new thread
*sigh* i got bored. Cant blame me.

Okay so, your in the naruto world.
Take one of the words under this one. And make a joke out of it.

Example:

-Your Pick-Up-Line (Kiba: You into furries?)
There, i'll make around 7-8 words under this one. Do not dissapoint your fellow Narutobasers.

-Your Pick-Up-Line

-Your secret lover

-Orochimaru's Song

-Objection!

-Your favourite song

-Your Mother's Toy

-Insert random here

 

[Mizakuge Shardai]

-Orochimaru's Song

(sasuke: Anything from Micheal Jackson)

Nuff said.

 

[Shayan]

dammm so funnny ha HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHH OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHHAH OMGGGGG HGAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Mizakuge Shardai]

Sarcasm was intended.

Amen bro?

 

[Don Roberto]

dammm so funnny ha HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHH OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHHAH OMGGGGG HGAHAHAHHAHA

lol xd

 

[Goldrinn]

Your mother's.. toy? ..I don't even..

I mean.. What?

..I'm out of here.

 

[Shayan]

oro_ who ate all the popcorn that tsunade mama made .

itachi- wat did u say just look into my eyes and i will show u .

oro - never knew u had the sharingan WOOOOOOOOOWW that is so cool itachi sis.

itachi- ik ik here i will give u one


that otta not do it

 

[Bluedevil]

Not originally mine but I found it funny
Sage Mode Naruto doesn't throw his Rasenshuriken. The second he lets go of it, it runs away in fear.

 

[Daruny]

Sai: Hey Rock Lee... I bet your sensei is always happy.

Rock: Why?

Sai: Cause he is Gai.


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Ino: *eating something*

Choji: Don't pig out.

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Zetsu: *Right body side shows up after a fight*

Tobi: Well... I see that you're all right.

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Naruto: Sakura, I think our friend here is an immigrant meal.

Sakura: Why?

Naruto: Sauce que.

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[Mizakuge Shardai]

Love yours Daruny. Pretty funny ones.

Sauce Que.

 

[Shogi]

how many naruto characters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 but it takes him 5 episodes ;__;