The little man entered the store, dildo in hand, vibrator in check, and a bag of leaves for safety. He squared up against his much larger opponent, displaying his true bravery skills. He activates spell 1, "Cockodos, Dildosis!", and sends his much larger opponent crashing into the row of senior citizens. Angered, the man gets up, re-attaches his left ball bag, and screams at his opponent: "You'll never take me alive, the golden penis will forever be in thy grasp". The little man, now confident in his new found abilities responded, "Gary cu*t-muncher, why won't you learn? The golden penis belongs to our guild, not yours".
Part 2, coming soon.