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Itachi Uchiha's nightpost. "Uggggghhhhh.
Mondays." he groaned.
He got up, and yawned. He looked at the
poster of him and Sasuke. He picked a
purple dart from his box, and threw it,
landing straight on Sasuke's face.
He walked to the bathroom, and knocked
on the door. No answer. "Come on! Open
up!" he yelled.
Itachi used his MS Sharingan to teleport in,
but it just made him feel sick.
Inside, was Deidara, playing with himself,
ony using his mouths on his hands!
"Deidara! What the hell!" Itachi shrieked in
horror. Deidara gasped, and ran out. Itachi
mumbled. "Damn homo."
 

Easyfathom

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haha! Soon to be Madara!

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Who do you think the second face is? xD
 

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what about them senju they are strong... but also invisible
 

Chakra Wizard

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I saw Jiraiya in a sake club trying to pick up women...I thought he was stronger than that.
 

Chakra Wizard

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that was ..... weak are you trying or are you faking trying? or are you just terrible at comedy? :sy:

Hey, not everyone's a comedy genius, buddy. It's your thread, so you can't be mad about what others post on it. Read mine. It'll either prove my point or make you feel better. Either way, I win:D
 

Sasuke uchiha 185

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Naruto randomness series
 

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Q:Why did the Uchiha cross the road?
A:
To test the capacity of his legs.


^^ OMG APPROPRIATE USE OF SPOILERS!!!
 

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Itachi: Why can't the snake run away?
Oro: Why, Itachi-kun?
Itachi: Because he had no hands
Oro: kuku....kuu. I get it, not only is the snake only able to crawl on it's stomach but you're making an allusion to the time that you cut my hand off.

Itachi: (to Sasuke) Knock, Knock!
Sasuke: Who's there nii-san?
Itachi: ......
Sasuke: well who's there..
Itachi: Sorry Sasuke next time (taps him on his forehead)
 

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Not mine. If it was only this easy to take bijuu.
 

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Here's my joke... Naruto sucks so bad without the fox he would be dead

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